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LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Your eyeballs are going to fall out

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Your mum is hardly a trophy shag

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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your system sucks for IO and you paid too much for CPU

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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your tweed-jacketed old uncle in the early stages of dementia

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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youthful dark innocence

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Are you a professional Confuser, Dave?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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But what if you were on Barleys?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Could you catch a bus if you made a bus stop out of Lego?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Could you survive a nuclear blast if you hide inside a freezer that was turned off but still cold?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Did you know that marmalade can be used a sun block?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Did you know that this colour is Red?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Do you want to buy £5.55 off me for £3.33 so you can make a profit of £2.22

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Does "Logarithmic" begin with E? umm, no I mean L?

LoonyPandora

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21st Jan 2009 at 9:30 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
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Don't look at the writing, just look at the text.


 
 
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Vel: I'm in!!
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Luco El Loco: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
Luco El Loco: True.
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

 

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