If I asked you to dance,
Would we jive or would we waltz
If I bottled it and said nothing
Would it be my fault?
A quickstep might just pass us by
But a polka inspired poke around
Might lead to us lying looking at the sky
Or rolling on the ground
I’ve been turned down many times
By many a pretty dame
The dance halls all were different but
My chat up line’s the same
Whether here or across the ocean blue
The reactions never change
I never seem to pull it through
I thought dancing was all the rage
I tell them I saw superman
Dancing down the hall
They say that they don’t believe me now
Because they saw superman fall
When spider man gained spiders powers
He got the grace of their legs and feet
But spidey can’t dance a minuet
Because eight doesn’t go into three.
So maybe I’ll ask you again
Would you dance with me?
If you were to say no again
I’d be as down as down can be.
The girl I asked before you said
That she won’t dance with guys
In hindsight it was probably best
Because neither do I.
I’ll dance under the pale moonlight
We can dance under the stars
We can dance while others fight
Live with Venus and not with mars
Times passage is irrelevant
All that matters is times flaw
They say that its gods waiting room
And dancing’s what it’s for.
I tell them I saw superman
Dancing down the hall
They say that they don’t believe me now
Because they saw superman fall
When spider man gained spiders powers
He got the grace of their legs and feet
But spidey can’t dance a minuet
Because eight doesn’t go into three.