Obviously this aint for 'Zine, this is based on my more sinister works but wrapped up in a less sinister layer of kooky. It doesn't work perfectly, but I'm still perfecting this style of writing, comics aren't my strong point.
No. 8 Face Rape
Zan: Whats this?
JG: Well to try and win my freedom, I got you a present. Maks helped.
Zan: Nice, who's in the sack?
Maks: None other than Maria Sharipova. (empties her from sack)
JG: Thought she could sign a new tennis ball for you.
Maria: Please don't hurt...........schlop, schlop, schlop, schlop.
JG: Well I didn't help kidnap her so you could face rape her........
Zan: I have OCD, I have an uncontrolloble urge to face rape people when I first meet them.
Maks: It's true.............................................................................................I was so confused after that fateful day.
JG: Well you've never face raped me.
Zan: Not while you were awake I didn't no.
JG: Oh god no..... you defiled me. (curls into into foetul position and cries, stuck in cycle of shame, fear, anger and helplessness)
Zan: Bet that explains all that white mucus that came out of your nose when you woke up.
JG: Sick f*cking b*st*rd, you had no right. (winces and panics at even the slightest touch)
No 8b Salad Fingers
Salad Fingers: May I inquire as to your rusty spoons?
JG:...............................................................
Zan:.............................................................
JG:...............................................................
Zan:.............................................................
Salad Fingers: schlop, schlop, schlop, schlop.
JG: But he's all green and mouldy!
Zan: Don't judge me! I have an illness.
Salad Fingers: schlop, schlop, schlop, schlop.