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Cockwomble
Quote: Im_not_here_
Yikes, just wait till Jenny hears about this!
andrew is going to suck the sweet pink c*ck of his gay partner
Yikes, just wait till Jenny hears about this!
Quote: TheUnitedTruth_
Because you're female.
Google Image Search any female name for hentai or models.
Male names, you get no such luck.
(I guess it's similar for "name is..." stuff)
Why is it the vast majority of mine were 100% filth?
Because you're female.
Google Image Search any female name for hentai or models.
Male names, you get no such luck.
(I guess it's similar for "name is..." stuff)
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Cockwomble
Quote: _
That is the funniest thing I've read all week.
My girlfriend and I have oral sex. I heard that if you blow in the vagina of a female that it could kill her. Is that true?
That is the funniest thing I've read all week.
Get your Antlers on
It's like people thinking that if you have sex standing up then you can't get pregnant... Or, if you're my parents, that every time a 17-year-old that is their daughter has sex she'll end up pregnant. Abstinence is the only contraception, kids 
(And no, they're not religious)
And any man that won't give oral sex should never expect to receive.
(And no, they're not religious) And any man that won't give oral sex should never expect to receive.
Or the girl in one of those Q&A's in girly magazines who rammed two tampons up her fanny 'just in case' and then panicked when they got 'stuck'.
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education at its best 
Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom_
Quote: Tooth_of__Wisdom_
on this (questionable) sex thing- i read in the paper that some 14 yr old girls thought washing yourself out with coke after sex made sure you didn't getpregnant- W,T,F?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
should this not apply to both sex 
[quote=Elusive_Moose_ link=1122816864/15#15 date=1125264435]
And any man that won't give oral sex should never expect to receive.
[quote=Elusive_Moose_ link=1122816864/15#15 date=1125264435]
And any man that won't give oral sex should never expect to receive.
Get your Antlers on
Quote: sammy_tsang_
Well yeah and no doubt most men won't give without something in return at some point. Not that this doesn't apply to women too.
I don't know what I'm saying any more.
And seriously, I don't know how people ever believe those stupid rumours. If you read enough girls' magazines from the age of about 10 onwards then they say about once every two issues that they are a crock of shoite. In a more patronising tone of voice.
should this not apply to both sex
Well yeah and no doubt most men won't give without something in return at some point. Not that this doesn't apply to women too.
I don't know what I'm saying any more.
And seriously, I don't know how people ever believe those stupid rumours. If you read enough girls' magazines from the age of about 10 onwards then they say about once every two issues that they are a crock of shoite. In a more patronising tone of voice.
Get your Antlers on
It's Phil's masculine control of powerful, novelty sized bottles of fizzy which attracted me to him in the first place 
The original potato.
Here's one I made about a spoon:
a spoon is provided
a spoon is "live" 24 hours a day
a spoon is very easy to use
a spoon is also a crane
(chorus)
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a learning experience
a spoon is a sign of company
a spoon is a process that should be taken slowly
a spoon is more bother than it is worth
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is different from the fork and knife
a spoon is very easy to use
a spoon is a new skill a baby must learn
a spoon is necessary for liquids
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is just a spoon
a spoon is provided
a spoon is "live" 24 hours a day
a spoon is very easy to use
a spoon is also a crane
(chorus)
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a learning experience
a spoon is a sign of company
a spoon is a process that should be taken slowly
a spoon is more bother than it is worth
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is different from the fork and knife
a spoon is very easy to use
a spoon is a new skill a baby must learn
a spoon is necessary for liquids
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is like a knife only it's not sharp
a spoon is basically a curved mirror
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is a spoon
a spoon is just a spoon
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