Here's the first one, that you might not get.
I wrote it with my friend Joe, with a little help from other friends Steve, Cathal and Another Joe.
It's about Steve, who spent two years of his childhood in America, and is the American Ambassador for Clayton High School. Basically, we just always tease him with American phrases, and shout "Yes, mam" when his name is called in the register.
We call him Dr. Fashash America, because he's so fashionable (Hence Fashash) and because he's so American that he's a doctor of Americanity.
This is intended to be a rap, with backing singers shouting the last few syllables of each line. It may have an awkward structure, but it sounds good when we do it. And the crap rhymes are just part of the effect.
Anyway, on with the show:
The Ballad of Dr. Fashash AmericaOne day I was cruising down the boulevard
With my awesome flashlight, and my Green Card
Cruising down the highway in my Cadillac
With some beef jerky in my fanny-pack
Suddenly I stopped – there was something in my sneaker
I looked in my shoe to find an eraser
I stopped at the sidewalk to pick up my homies
And we went to the ghetto to scope out some honeyz
We went to my apartment for some cookies and milk
And everyone enjoyed their cookies and milk
I went to the ranch to see Mom and Dad
And my three brothers, Reese, Hank and Chad
We all had a meal in the KFC
And we all enjoyed the meal in the KFC
And then I went home saying “Smell ya later!”
Went up to my apartment in an elevator.
This is the most awesome Independence Day
That I have ever had in Californ-I-A.