Skywalker's Shoddy Sonnet, Part Two

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Banned Skywalker

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26th Oct 2004 at 11:12 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
There is a member of VR who made everyone else puke.
He is a guy called Luke.
He offended everyone, they wanted to tear him limb from limb.
Except for the beautiful maiden named Kim.
Who thought that he was much braver than everyone else.
Because of his skill with the lightsabre.
He loves to listen to Van Halen and listened and obeyed the song entitled Jump.
Then he fell to Earth with a bump.
He gets off on all the other members being irate.
And feeds like a leech off their hate.
He rules the World and the Revolution in a grip of steel.
But he lacks any personal appeal.
This is the best that he could manage, so give him a slap
For churning out this pile of crap.

Edited by Banned Skywalker Oct 2004
I'm an eejit.

Chris Kamara

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26th Oct 2004 at 11:41 am

Chris Kamara -

 


good form

Caged Liberty

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26th Oct 2004 at 6:21 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
Other members being irate? Some fall for the bait;
that is true, but most don't care either way about you.
So just quit - then you'll feel that you fit.

Edited by Caged Liberty Oct 2004

Banned Skywalker

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27th Oct 2004 at 10:14 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Quote: Caged_Liberty_
Other members being irate? Some fall for the bate;
that is true, but most don't care either way about you.
So just quit - then you'll feel that you fit.


I couldn't care less what you or your bitter friends think of me. If I don't matter and I'm not important, then why am I winding you all up and why are you wasting your time posting posts having a go at me then? Why don't you get a life, I feel you're desperately in need of me, Old Girl.
I'm an eejit.

Banned Skywalker

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27th Oct 2004 at 10:37 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Quote: Iommis_muzzy_in_North_Korea_
Do change the record Luke. You invite people to snipe and then snipe back when they complain. It's old, so very old now.


I was just being a b*tch, I've got to have some fun now and then.
I'm an eejit.

Caged Liberty

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27th Oct 2004 at 3:57 pm

Caged Liberty - Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

Torrential high seas dragged me to my knees

 
Quote: Luke_Skywalker__France_


I couldn't care less what you or your bitter friends think of me. If I don't matter and I'm not important, then why am I winding you all up and why are you wasting your time posting posts having a go at me then? Why don't you get a life, I feel you're desperately in need of me, Old Girl.


Obviously you didn't understand what I actually wrote.

bob fletcher

| 1,339 posts


27th Oct 2004 at 6:09 pm

bob fletcher - woop woop

woop woop

 
i was thinking that...
you are love to me, an epiphany,
you set me free and let me be
and one day i'll be love back for you
and you can know what it feels like too.

Banned Skywalker

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28th Oct 2004 at 9:01 am

I love the Villa Revolution! Hail the Republic

 
Excellent, You have done well, my little trolls.
I'm an eejit.

Turtle

| 3,404 posts


28th Oct 2004 at 6:50 pm

 
[quote=Luke_Skywalker__France link=board=003;num=1098789151;start=0#0 date=10/26/04 at 12:12:31]
He gets off on all the other members being irate.
quote]

Ok I had a gross mental image of him doing naughty stuff in front of the computer.

JM

| 8,289 posts


1st Nov 2004 at 10:46 am

 
Quote: Citizen_Twiggy_
He gets off on all the other members being irate.
quote]

Ok I had a gross mental image of him doing naughty stuff in front of the computer.


I hope not. Eww nasty. I'm scarred for life.

I actually thought it wasn't a bad poem. So much so i almost wanted you back on VR for a second.


 
 
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