There is a member of VR who made everyone else puke.
He is a guy called Luke.
He offended everyone, they wanted to tear him limb from limb.
Except for the beautiful maiden named Kim.
Who thought that he was much braver than everyone else.
Because of his skill with the lightsabre.
He loves to listen to Van Halen and listened and obeyed the song entitled Jump.
Then he fell to Earth with a bump.
He gets off on all the other members being irate.
And feeds like a leech off their hate.
He rules the World and the Revolution in a grip of steel.
But he lacks any personal appeal.
This is the best that he could manage, so give him a slap
For churning out this pile of crap.