gonorhea... its nothing to clap about

Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile.
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June.
I ache for you my darling and I hope you get well soon.

My penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,
Your moenelial infection, how I miss you more and more.
Your dhobis itch my scrum pox, our lovely gonorrhea.
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear.

Our syphilitic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine.
I got snail tracks in my anus when your spirochetes met mine.

Gonoccalurethritis, streptocalbalinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis.

My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen.
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green.

My heart is very tender, although my parts are awful raw.
You might have been infected but you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your spirochaetal clown.
I've left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down.

Gonoccalurethritis, streptoccalbalinitis,
Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis,
Epididymitis interstitial keratitis,
Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis.

haha i wish i did, its a friend of a friends of mine

i thought you guys would get a kick out of it though

this is truely amazing i had to say it again f*cking read this wow it is amazing

*claps*

Imagine if this were set to music?
Oh, the video..

thats a monty python one.
i got it on cd.
the music is funny.

yeah it's "medical love song" by monty python which is indeed hilarious - we used to sit around the lyrics book and try to sing along