VR Quotes (those ones up there ^)
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Some are funny 
Perhaps we could suggest new ones? I only have one. But it's a good one.
"We're on a bridge, Charlie".
Perhaps also "Please stop bouncing on me".
Perhaps we could suggest new ones? I only have one. But it's a good one."We're on a bridge, Charlie".
Perhaps also "Please stop bouncing on me".
Also, someone could go through the "I'll get my quote" thread and we could have actual VR quotes up there 
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Don't see why not, it's only a text file they're being pulled out of I think, although Andy would have to update it as no one else has access.I think we should have this up there:-
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol™
Haha
Though I doubt he'll want to faff around with this to be honest. Unless he could make it so that global mods can edit it.
Though I doubt he'll want to faff around with this to be honest. Unless he could make it so that global mods can edit it.
Bitches Love Cannons
Quote: DeLorian
Now THIS idea I love!
Also, someone could go through the "I'll get my quote" thread and we could have actual VR quotes up there
Now THIS idea I love!
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: farmer_jack
If we're going to have Jimmy Carr quotes we should definately have:
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped.
I think we should have this up there:-
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol™
If we're going to have Jimmy Carr quotes we should definately have:
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped.
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Scree
Im surprised the generic
"This is........SPAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
quote isn't added yet
"This is........SPAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
quote isn't added yet
I was thinking the other day on the bus when I was really bored that it would relieve my boredom if the guy paying to get on was taking ages and the guy behind him said 'this is madness' in an annoyed why are you taking so long kind of way and the guy in front turned round and had a massive beard and said 'MADNESS?!?! THIS. IS. STAGECOACH!!!!!!'
(cause that's the name of the bus company round here)
I don't really have anything to add to this thread
(cause that's the name of the bus company round here)
I don't really have anything to add to this thread
Scree
Quote: SHADOW_FIGHTER
I nearly fell off my comp-chair laughing
I actually hurt my throat laughing at that >_>
I nearly fell off my comp-chair laughing
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: DeLorian
I mentioned that to him somewhere I think. I'll mention it again when I have my next VR nagging session.
Also, someone could go through the "I'll get my quote" thread and we could have actual VR quotes up there
I mentioned that to him somewhere I think. I'll mention it again when I have my next VR nagging session.
Poor James Carr. There's as many that like him as there is that don't. I'm very much the former
Quote: hurri
Sounds like a good plan, if you fancy volunteering?
Quote: hurri
Well, why doesn't someone make a text file with a different quote we want on every line, trawl through the quote threads and pick some out, stick some Jimmy Carr and some Python in there? Then when we have a text file with a load of random stuff in it can be passed on to Andy?
I'm not volunteering, necessarily.
Sounds like a good plan, if you fancy volunteering?
I blue myself.
Quote: samurai_hedgehog
All of them How he gets away with being such a hateful c*nt, I don't know. Or is it ok to perpetuate racist/homophobic stereotypes if you're doing it 'ironically'?
Lovely bloke
Quote: Look_Dad_No_TunesCan you add some of these descriptions of Jimmy Carr please.
James the Red Engine-faced c*nt
Talking Cabbage Patch Doll only more wooden
Racist corporate entertainers are people too
Moonfaced Motherf*cker
Button-eyed game show host
Self-hating pikey
'40's hair and attitudes
The 'Zoo' magazine Jim Davidson
The fat, fey, Hitler - but in a bad way.
Thanks.
Are some of those are from Cook'd and Bomb'd, perchance? Carr is a popular figure on there.
All of them
How he gets away with being such a hateful c*nt, I don't know. Or is it ok to perpetuate racist/homophobic stereotypes if you're doing it 'ironically'? Lovely bloke
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Quote: Paddy_Irishman
I reckon you're onto a winner there.
Additionally, Jack Handy quotes would be brilliant, but they're mostly all too long.
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""
oh, we have to add some steven wright lines too
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country
My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
I reckon you're onto a winner there.Additionally, Jack Handy quotes would be brilliant, but they're mostly all too long.
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""
Quote: farmer_jack
That first one if spectacular
Quote: Paddy_Irishmanoh, we have to add some steven wright lines too
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country
My VCR flashes 01:35, 01:35, 01:35, ...
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
Additionally, Jack Handy quotes would be brilliant, but they're mostly all too long.
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
"To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""
That first one if spectacular
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