New Today i am stupid because... thread.
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River Phoenix
Quote: the doc, May 2016
Yes, it was and yes, you did.
But i gave it a different title because i don't tend to use the word stupidhead.
I think the old thread was 'Today I am a stupidhead because....."
Think I started it, actually. Years and years and years ago.
Yes, it was and yes, you did.
But i gave it a different title because i don't tend to use the word stupidhead.
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River Phoenix
This morning, i realised that i'd left some of the water in the bath from last night.
Also today, i asked Marc how he was and i ended up sounding like a C*ckney again. *
Also also today, i ended up spilling drinking chocolate on my necklace and on my snow leopard T-shirt.
* Still, Marc said something today that made him sound Italian so perhaps we're both stupid with accents.
Also today, i asked Marc how he was and i ended up sounding like a C*ckney again. *
Also also
today, i ended up spilling drinking chocolate on my necklace and on my snow leopard T-shirt.* Still, Marc said something today that made him sound Italian so perhaps we're both stupid with accents.
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River Phoenix
Yesterday *, i left the bath water in for a couple of hours.
Yesterday, Marc and i went to Tesco. When we were leaving, there was a woman with a little boy. The woman said/ sang Excuse me so i moved out of her way but i bumped into the boy.
But i did of course say Sorry to him.
It was either yesterday or ereyesterday.
i s'pose my head is f****d because of all the crying.
Yesterday, Marc and i went to Tesco. When we were leaving, there was a woman with a little boy. The woman said/ sang Excuse me so i moved out of her way but i bumped into the boy.
But i did of course say Sorry to him.It was either yesterday or ereyesterday.
i s'pose my head is f****d because of all the crying.
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River Phoenix
i was looking for some clean pyjamas before and i found some of the birthday presents that Marc has bought me.
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Scree
Perfect thread for moi.
I keep a big 1.5l bottle of water in the fridge I occassionally add squash too.
I took my bottle out as usual whilst cooking dinner. Made a mental note to add more water/less squash next time as it's quite strong. Then I realise I'm not holding my water bottle. I'm drinking directly out the double concentrate squash bottle
I keep a big 1.5l bottle of water in the fridge I occassionally add squash too.
I took my bottle out as usual whilst cooking dinner. Made a mental note to add more water/less squash next time as it's quite strong. Then I realise I'm not holding my water bottle. I'm drinking directly out the double concentrate squash bottle
Quote: Rheks, Jul 2016
You pillock
Perfect thread for moi.
I keep a big 1.5l bottle of water in the fridge I occassionally add squash too.
I took my bottle out as usual whilst cooking dinner. Made a mental note to add more water/less squash next time as it's quite strong. Then I realise I'm not holding my water bottle. I'm drinking directly out the double concentrate squash bottle
You pillock
Scree
[quote="the_doc|the doc|1463436881|881889|1468152569"]Quote: Rheks, Jul 2016
You pillock[/quote
Was actually disgusting ;____;
So yesterday I'm out with Stewart driving to our friends in Glasgow. Two trucks with trailers go by us on the M74 carrying Helicopters without the blades attached on them. I get excited, can't remember the word for helicoptor and start freaking out at Stewart yelling "OMG SUBMARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
....he told all our friends who keep just sending me messages saying SUBMARINE!!!!!!!! ORZ
Perfect thread for moi.
I keep a big 1.5l bottle of water in the fridge I occassionally add squash too.
I took my bottle out as usual whilst cooking dinner. Made a mental note to add more water/less squash next time as it's quite strong. Then I realise I'm not holding my water bottle. I'm drinking directly out the double concentrate squash bottle
You pillock
[/quoteWas actually disgusting ;____;
So yesterday I'm out with Stewart driving to our friends in Glasgow. Two trucks with trailers go by us on the M74 carrying Helicopters without the blades attached on them. I get excited, can't remember the word for helicoptor and start freaking out at Stewart yelling "OMG SUBMARINES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
....he told all our friends who keep just sending me messages saying SUBMARINE!!!!!!!! ORZ
River Phoenix
This morning, i was putting on some nail varnish but i spilt some in the bathroom sink. Still, i managed to clean it because i'm stupid but resourceful.
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River Phoenix
For some reason, my stupid moments tend to involve baths. 
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Scree
I dropped a hairdryer on my head trying to prove to Stewart than I could spin it around and catch it 
Yeah...I don't know why that seemed like a) a good idea or b) something I had to prove
Yeah...I don't know why that seemed like a) a good idea or b) something I had to prove
Because cake is happiness
I bought some tights with my food shop but seem to have left them in the carpark trolley, they are on my receipt though
Wife of the lovely Alice 
Because cake is happiness
Quote: Puffalump, Nov 2016
Found these in my car today, along with three pairs of shoes. Probably need to be a tidier person.
I bought some tights with my food shop but seem to have left them in the carpark trolley, they are on my receipt though
Found these in my car today, along with three pairs of shoes. Probably need to be a tidier person.
Wife of the lovely Alice
Quote:
Aimz, you're such a sweetheart. You do make me laugh
Found these in my car today, along with three pairs of shoes.
Aimz, you're such a sweetheart. You do make me laugh
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