Here are some things that i've overheard in the past couple of months.
i was on the toilet in BHS in December and i heard two old women talking about the shopping centre that we've had since November. They were moaning about Debenhams and Schuh being too expensive. Then i was near the café in BHS and i heard a woman say to another woman that she met a Polish woman that said that Polish people call Britain Treasure Island.
Something that Marc said that he heard a while ago, was a woman talking to children about having ham for Christmas. Except he heard that after Christmas.
A few weeks ago, i heard the security guard in Tesco talking to another male worker. He said to the security guard I'm the best packer. Then the security guard said how old he was when he moved here. i can't remember how old he said he was, though. i think it might have been something like 14.
i was in the city centre on Thursday and i heard a woman on her phone. She said You should send him a letter about school. He'll sh*t himself.