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Rayanne Graff

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23^rd Dec 2013 at 10:50 am

River Phoenix

I've locked the previous thread so here's a new one.

Also, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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Puffalump

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24^th Dec 2013 at 7:21 am

Because cake is happiness

I don't want to go to work

Wife of the lovely Alice

Πανδώρα

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24^th Dec 2013 at 4:06 pm

Mum's gone back in.

*burp*

the doc

| 23,161 posts

28^th Dec 2013 at 10:54 am

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2013

I've locked the previous thread so here's a new one.

Also, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Since when can we start new threads?!

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Dec 2013 at 12:12 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Dec 2013

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2013
I've locked the previous thread so here's a new one.

Also, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Since when can we start new threads?!

Since Loony fixed things a few days ago.

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

29^th Dec 2013 at 2:50 pm

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT WORKS AGAIN!!!

Claire

| 15,814 posts

1^st Jan 2014 at 3:09 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Roxannie, Dec 2013

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT WORKS AGAIN!!!

Judging by Stu's thread, nope

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

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1^st Jan 2014 at 8:25 pm

it was fun while it lasted

Maybe next Christmas

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Jan 2014 at 8:40 am

River Phoenix

Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

4^th Jan 2014 at 10:04 am

Because cake is happiness

I want my own talk operated machine!

... yes I have been watching Bertha

Wife of the lovely Alice

Emma

| 9,777 posts

4^th Jan 2014 at 10:38 am

EXTREME!

Quote: Puffalump, Jan 2014

I want my own talk operated machine!

... yes I have been watching Bertha

Bertha is awesome

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

5^th Jan 2014 at 12:08 pm

River Phoenix

Cool, the big puddle has gone.

Edit: Well, it was gone but has been back again since today.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jan 2014

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

6^th Jan 2014 at 9:40 pm

Because cake is happiness

I wish it was possible to live off £100 a week.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

21^st Jan 2014 at 12:49 pm

River Phoenix

Yesterday, I did a Which Harry Potter character are you? quiz and it said Nymphadora Tonks. Then I did it again today (because I didn't answer two of the questions) and it said Ron Weasley.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

21^st Jan 2014 at 8:49 pm

Willies.

Big spurting willies.

Everywhere.

Messy nuggets.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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31^st Jan 2014 at 12:13 pm

River Phoenix

Happy Chinese New Year.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

2^nd Feb 2014 at 12:29 am

EXTREME!

Still pondering after reading VR archives just how little the influences on my personal life have changed since 2001. It's quite shocking really!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

5^th Feb 2014 at 9:06 pm

Today, at the age of 23, I caught a man taking a sneaky mid-conversation glance at my tits, for the first time EVER.

Not sure if it's never happened before, or I'm just generally oblivious...

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

6^th Feb 2014 at 12:36 pm

I aim to misbehave

Had no interest in buying my own place instead of renting.
Dad suggests I should buy my own place instead of renting.
Now I want to buy my own place instead of renting.

HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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9^th Feb 2014 at 12:17 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Mr.Tayto, Feb 2014

Had no interest in buying my own place instead of renting.
Dad suggests I should buy my own place instead of renting.
Now I want to buy my own place instead of renting.

HOW DOES HE DO THIS?!

Hypnotism.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

11^th Feb 2014 at 8:39 pm

Because cake is happiness

Comfort eating is never the answer but it seems so good...

Wife of the lovely Alice

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

12^th Feb 2014 at 10:37 pm

I just beat both my parents at scrabble twice in a row, in spite of the fact that they play it a couple of nights a week and I almost never join in.

I'm now finding my own smugness unbearable.

This is a new experience for me.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

25^th Feb 2014 at 12:57 pm

River Phoenix

I tend to think of myself as not having much in common with Marc's mother but, on Sunday, she said that she loves pie.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

26^th Feb 2014 at 12:09 am

My body just picks the perfect times to let the germs win

*burp*

Emma

| 9,777 posts

28^th Feb 2014 at 11:11 pm

EXTREME!

WhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY am I such a completely and total f*cking muppet???

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

7^th Mar 2014 at 7:42 am

Because cake is happiness

Does anyone have a time machine...?

Wife of the lovely Alice

Claire

| 15,814 posts

9^th Mar 2014 at 8:16 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: Forever Retro, Feb 2014

WhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY am I such a completely and total f*cking muppet???

You aren't but also I read that as f*ckmuppet which as a word that needs to find it's way into common usage if ever I saw one.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

10^th Mar 2014 at 11:55 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, Mar 2014

Quote: Forever Retro, Feb 2014
WhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY am I such a completely and total f*cking muppet???

You aren't but also I read that as f*ckmuppet which as a word that needs to find it's way into common usage if ever I saw one.

Only f*ckmuppets would disagree.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Mar 2014 at 12:05 pm

River Phoenix

(A few minutes ago, I spoke to Marc on the phone. He had been to the dentist's and I asked him if the receptionist there was the one that looks like Spock, or the one that doesn't look like him. And he said it was the one that looks like Spock. So I squealed.

I'm such a nerd.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Mar 2014

Vel

| 23,203 posts

15^th Mar 2014 at 8:56 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Captain Mal Reynolds, Mar 2014

Quote: Claire, Mar 2014
Quote: Forever Retro, Feb 2014
WhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY am I such a completely and total f*cking muppet???

You aren't but also I read that as f*ckmuppet which as a word that needs to find it's way into common usage if ever I saw one.

Only f*ckmuppets would disagree.

Thanks for Kermit and Cookie Monster doing the nasty.

Thanks.

And singing Cookie's version of Call Me Maybe...

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

19^th Mar 2014 at 4:48 pm

I aim to misbehave

Surveying a house earlier. As I was packing up the tenant was asking me about my car. Asked me how many miles were on it. I said just over 200,000. He then offered to clock the mileage for me and reduce it.

Jesus, dude. Don't offer to do that for people you've just met. I'm not a criminal and even I know that. Fair enough, I'm obviously not a member of any police force, but f*cking hell dude, use a bit of tact about it if you're going to be at that craic.

Besides, my NCT (MOT) is in a few weeks. They know what mileage was on it last time. What am I supposed to tell them? "I've been driving in reverse for the last two years!"?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

8^th Apr 2014 at 4:27 pm

River Phoenix

(Yesterday, i went to Cardiff to buy some tickets. On the way back, i saw a van that was white and looked like it hadn't been washed for a few weeks. It had God is love written on it. And it had an ichthus.)

Emma

| 9,777 posts

8^th Apr 2014 at 9:52 pm

EXTREME!

Increasingly concerned that the one big swollen/bruised patch on my foot seems to be branching off and now I have black patches turning up all over/under my foot. Strange.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

10^th Apr 2014 at 1:05 pm

An electric shock off the mains didn't hurt anywhere near as much as I would have expected it to.

Also, I am a tard.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th Apr 2014 at 10:26 am

River Phoenix

(i wish i could give this cold to that old man that was in the library in January 2013.)

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

22^nd Apr 2014 at 10:57 am

I should be going through paperwork, instead I'm looking at curtains.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

25^th Apr 2014 at 8:59 am

River Phoenix

(Yesterday, i discovered that Marc doesn't pronounce the letter "h" the same way as i do.

Still, i'm English * and he's Welsh so we don't always say things the same way.

* Even though i've lived in Wales since i was 19.)

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

25^th Apr 2014 at 9:04 pm

i hate steristrips.

they are evil. i would have preferred a couple of actual stitches. actual stitches would have been quicker. and cooler.

and wouldn;t have given me a bloody rash.

*burp*

Emma

| 9,777 posts

25^th Apr 2014 at 9:21 pm

EXTREME!

There's a hole in my sock and I've just noticed after wearing them all day. I don't know who I am anymore.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

30^th Apr 2014 at 3:42 pm

I aim to misbehave

After being the only full-time employee here for over two years, we're hiring an intern. I feel like a 4 year old only child who's about to get a baby brother.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

30^th Apr 2014 at 6:34 pm

EXTREME!

Procrastinating FTW.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

3^rd May 2014 at 7:34 am

River Phoenix

(When I went out this morning, I noticed that someone had left a shoe on a brick wall. It was a pretty shoe; it was black and had a gold stiletto heel.)

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

5^th May 2014 at 7:49 pm

Because cake is happiness

note to self. get a grip. your problems are trivial in the scheme of things, so sort your fing life out. you idiot.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Vel

| 23,203 posts

6^th May 2014 at 9:44 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Puffalump, May 2014

note to self. get a grip. your problems are trivial in the scheme of things, so sort your fing life out. you idiot.

Wifey, you OK?

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Vel

| 23,203 posts

8^th May 2014 at 8:41 pm

Marry me?

Why are you asking me how to text using emoticons? You know how to do that, surely?

And, more to the point, why am I showing you how to do this? And why am I also giving you other pointers that you didn't even ask for, like how to flirt using emoticons?

>.<

(Also, why don't I know Swedish and have a photographic memory?!)

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

9^th May 2014 at 5:37 pm

River Phoenix

(On Tuesday, i saw a woman that had pink and blue hair. Wow. Also, she was wearing a Ramones jacket.)

Emma

| 9,777 posts

9^th May 2014 at 8:02 pm

EXTREME!

Wondering what exactly I am so bloody afraid of.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

9^th May 2014 at 11:21 pm

bloody hormones. where the hell do you get off?

making me feel f*cking misdrable and ANGRY.

frigging implant.

*burp*

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

11^th May 2014 at 7:58 pm

Because cake is happiness

self pity alert... why am I never enough?

Wife of the lovely Alice

Emma

| 9,777 posts

12^th May 2014 at 8:19 pm

EXTREME!

What a difference a year makes.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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