Things that make you want to Barry someone alive.

(i nearly fainted on Saturday and i felt dizzy today. Stupid hot weather.)

(i just went out to do some recycling and some gobbin whistled at me. F**k him.)

(Yesterday, i watched This Morning for a few minutes. They were discussing about how there's going to be a law about how calling people fat is a hate crime or summat. kelvin mackenzie was on there and said that he agreed with having such a law but that he didn't like how fat people look and wished they wouldn't go out. Because that's not hateful.

i watched This Morning for a couple of minutes today and some sh*thead had phoned in to moan about how he wished he could watch TV but his wife was giving birth. Bleurgh.

i was in the city centre and a woman was busking. She was a soprano but wasn't very tuneful.

Also, i'm disappointed that H & M has closed.)

Designing a house extension and can't find place for the utility room. Which means either this layout has to be scrapped, or the place I could put one would ruin the look and flow.

(Today, i went for a walk with the fiancé. We went to the canal and fed the ducks. A man was walking with a dog. The dog was small and cute. So i looked at the dog. And then the man said: It's all right, he won't hurt you.)

Just took that using my camera.
the one which takes photos that look like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/XDOW/SDC13003.jpg

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

also, i'm a sh*t driver.

(i have an insect bite on my left leg.)

Something that invokes my fruity wrath is that i've been sneezy today.

So i s'pose i should be careful on Thursday as i said i'd go to hospital with the fiancé and of course hospitals are full of germs and ill people.

(co-worker trying to download something from internet)
Co-Worker: I just don't know what's wrong, it's not letting me download it
Me: (looks at screen) Ah, I see, you have pop-ups blocked. Click there
(Co-worker clicks)
Me: Now click "Always allow pop-ups from this site" (as he has to download a few things from it)
(Co-worker instead clicks "Temporarily allow pop-ups")

(a few minutes later)

Co-worker: It's not letting me download again...


WELL IF YOU'D CLICKED WHAT I'D F*CKING TOLD YOU TO CLICK IT WOULD! THAT'S WHY I SAID TO CLICK IT! F*CKING IDIOT. BESIDES, THIS LAST HAPPENED THREE MINUTES AGO. HOW HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ALREADY. YOU'RE THE SAME AGE AS ME. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT USED TO COMPUTERS OR ANYTHING.

F*cking idiot. Earlier, our boss printed off a big Euro2012 wallchart and asked my co-worker to stick it up. He picked up the wallchart, put it up against the wall, made sure it was near-level... then realised he had no tape or blu-tack on it and took it back down again.

Always use the word crem. Less of a mouthful than crematorium
Probably depends how many funerals you've been to at one before you start to use it as a word, mind.
More affectionate in a way, crematorium seems very much colder than crem.
But that's just me.

Anyway, turns outthe lad i knew who completely re-arranged a girls face and tried to rape her at new year had also previously been charged with child abuse and child rape.

Also his mother and sister kept this fact from his other, eldest sister, who has two kids. She had to read about it in the local rag as a comment in the story about his being sent down.

So that's lovely.

i actually saw the furnace me dog went into...

There's a haunting image.
*pats casket*
Really quite large, apparently the same one they use to cremate ponies...
Empty, clinical & horrible.
But i suppose if it was soft, cosy & lovely it wouldn't really be fit for purpose

Quote: Anniemal, Jun 2012

the f*cking job centre all over again this whole thing has been going on since april and i still havent had any f*cking money

I thought they'd sorted it?

That's awful, very sorry to hear what has happened
*hugs*