Things that make you happy as f***ing Barry

On Monday, i saw a van that said something like Cumbrian Door Company on it. The word Door used the same logo that The Doors did. i s'pose i liked that because i used to be obsessed with the 1960s.

Yesterday, i went to Tesco and when i was about to walk in, a woman that was outside stood aside so that i could get in. So that made me feel special/ more special.

The boiler was fixed yesterday.

i went to the city centre today and i saw a woman with a small white dog. And, further on, a woman with a big black dog. On the way back, i saw a rainbow, a man with a Scottish Terrier and a car that had some people and a Chihuahua in it. And a silver car that had WLW on it.

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Moving back to Manchester

Well, Bolton, but it'll do, pig. It'll do

Whoop Whoop!

Marc assembled my chest of drawers a few weeks ago and i saw Herman the tortoise on Friday.

Also, Marc bought me some Gu yesterday.

Marc and i were talking about Pearl a few hours ago. And he said that when she saw me on Friday, she looked like she was laughing. Aw.

Marc bought me some Gu.

Ereyesterday, Marc put up my curtains in my bedroom. He put them up with some crystal things. The curtains are turquoise, green, white and pink. And they have flowers, birds and butterflies on them.

i saw a rainbow ereyesterday.

Yesterday, we were talking about Herman and Marc said that Herman is more comfortable with me than he used to be. Because he doesn't fidget as much when i'm cuddling him.

And he said he was proud of me because i wore a coat when i went out. i s'pose he said that because i've sometimes dressed stupidly for the weather.

Yesterday, i told Marc that i'm vain about my nose and i think it's pretty. And he said that i'm pretty all over. i don't know about that but it's nice to be told i'm pretty.

i saw a pink car today.

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I may have landed myself a new job without trying.

A bloke at Charlie's judo club was saying that he needs an extra pair of hands in his office, and Charlie volunteered me. Now I'm going to meet the guy and check out the business on Monday.

I extend a hearty Woop Woop in your direction.

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And from me. Let us know how you get on.

I start next Monday

Well done.

Here are some things that have made me happy.

A few weeks ago, Marc gave me 9 points for the coffee that i made him and 10 points for helping put the quilt on my bed. He bought me a coat and a ottoman. And some drinking chocolate flavours and Orangina light. And a coconut bar. Edit: and three cartons of strawberry Alpo soya milk, four Alpo chocolate desserts and a carton of Oat-Ly! chocolate oat milk.

A few weeks ago, i saw a green car and it had white flowers. And i saw a car that had WLW as the registration. i saw a colourful van and it had pictures on it. Including a dolphin and a Scouts symbol. On the back, there were a few types of fairies and it said Faeries. i saw a purple car.

i saw an animal when i went to the city centre last week. Either a mouse or a shrew.

i saw a snail a few days ago.

Yesterday, i went to the city centre. i saw a pink Mini. There were a couple of other times last week when i saw pink Minis. i saw one of the pugs in his back garden. He was in a basket. i saw some other dogs yesterday. Including a woman with a white dog. The dog had a red coat with a bit of black. And i saw a woman with a dog that was perhaps a Chihuahua. The dog wore a coat/ shorts that were attached to each other and had a camouflage pattern. i saw tulips, daffodils and snowdrops. i saw a girl wearing a Minnie Mouse dress. And a woman wearing a Snow White sweatshirt. i saw a man with a Batman jacket. i saw a car with a pug toy and a car with a penguin toy. Well, toys/ models. i saw a few women with purple hair and a woman with pink hair. And when i bought Marc the Captain America: The First Avenger from c*X, the man that served me called me Lovely and Dear. Edit: And i saw someone on a horse.

i usually buy a newspaper for Marc but he bought it today/ this morning.

Last Wednesday, Marc and i went to Cardiff. We saw three piebald horses. And a man with a horse and carriage.

Last week, Marc bought me two Twixes. And Sainsbury's Belgian dark chocolate with candied orange. And his mother bought me some chocolate/ mocha drinks. Yesterday, he bought me a vegetable pasty and a Belgian cake.

On the 29th of February and when i was on a coach, i saw 3 horses in a field, 3 sheep in a field and 2 more horses. i saw some sheep in a field in Monmouthshire. i saw a man on the coach that looked like Wil Wheaton. i saw a car with a horse box. i saw a van with Natton House horses. In Worcester, i saw some white horses in a field. i saw some cows in a field. i saw a woman and a man in a park. They had a brown and white dog with them. i saw a man that looked like jay-z. i saw a purple van. When i was at the coach station in Birmingham, i saw a woman with a Minnie Mouse bag, a man with a blue duffle coat and a man that looked like Nick Frost. When i was on another coach, i saw a mural of a girl with purple hair. i saw some daffodils in Sheldon country park. i saw Monarch aircraft engineering and a silver bird sculpture. i saw a white horse and a black horse. i saw a woman with a dog. In Coventry, i saw a Transport Museum. i saw a woman with purple hair and a purple coat. i saw two swans and a purple shop called Lavender Bakery. i saw a blue metal sculpture, an Air Museum, sheep, 1 brown horse and 2 white horses. i saw cows. In Buckinghamshire, i saw sheep. i saw geese in a field. i saw 3 brown horses and 1 black horse. In Milton Keynes, i saw a woman that looked like Helena Bonham Carter. i saw a woman that looked like Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory. i saw a few black horses and a few white horses. i saw lots of sheep. i saw a caravan site. i saw a field with some helicopters. i saw a woman with purple hair. i saw a purple coach that had Dhillon of London on it. Near Luton airport, i saw a woman with a brown and white dog. And daffodils. After i'd seen the Hertfordshire sign, i saw 2 brown horses, sheep, a tractor and mole hills. In Hitchin, i saw a woman with a purple coat, a woman with a purple bag, a woman with a black and white dog, a brown dog with white paws and a man with a brown and white whippet. i saw a tractor at Kingshott School. i saw a pale brown horse, 2 dark brown horses and one white horse.

On the 1st of March, i went to the garden centre with my maternal aunt and her friend Liz. i saw a woman that looked like Pam Ayres, a man that looked like he could be Rob Brydon's father and a man that looked like a hybrid of Rob Brydon and Michael Palin. i saw a house that had Welsh flags bunting. And i saw horses.

On the 2nd of March, my aunt and i went to see Barney. He is my aunt's friend Carol's new dog. But he had only lived with Carol for 8 days. Or a week and one day, as Carol said. So he was nervous of my aunt and me. He kept barking at us and wagging his tail. We both gave him some dog biscuits. Then he hid under the table. But he eventually got used to us. So i gave him another biscuit. And i stroked him. Then i tickled his stomach. i stopped and he looked at me. So i tickled his stomach some more. He is a cute dog and he is a Labrador/ poodle cross.

When i stayed at my aunt's house in February and March, i saw sparrows in the garden. And a wood pigeon.

When i was on a coach on the 3rd of March, i saw a tractor and sheep, another tractor and a sheep lorry. When i was in the coach station in Birmingham, i saw a woman with pink and blue hair. i saw a woman with purple hair, a purple hoodie, Superman leggings and blue trainers that had blue glitter on them. i saw a woman that looked like Amy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory, except she had red hair. i saw a man with a Batman T-shirt. i saw a man with a rainbow belt on his suitcase. i saw a man that looked a bit like Wil Wheaton and a woman with a grey duffle coat. When i was on the next coach, i saw some horses.

Last Saturday, i saw a silver caravan. And i saw a pink lorry a few days ago.

It made me happy that CBS Action showed loads of episodes of NCIS yesterday. Because i'm nerdy like that.

i found a purple plectrum yesterday.

Marc's mother bought me mango hand cream and mango lip butter.

Marc bought me a cake.

Pearl the dog is staying with me for a few days. Marc picked her up from his sister's house and i waited in his car. And he said that when Pearl saw him, she ran out of his sister's house and tried to look for me.

Edit: Also, i saw a white butterfly a few days ago.