24th Apr 2012 at 12:35 pm
River Phoenix
24th Apr 2012 at 12:59 pm
I aim to misbehave
24th Apr 2012 at 1:48 pm
River Phoenix
24th Apr 2012 at 5:24 pm
Masturbation makes me as happy as f*cking Barry, because I am f*cking Barry
28th Apr 2012 at 5:05 pm
29th Apr 2012 at 9:41 am
Bing Bong Changes
29th Apr 2012 at 9:56 am
River Phoenix
29th Apr 2012 at 3:11 pm
Me?!
30th Apr 2012 at 12:48 am
1st May 2012 at 1:58 am
1st May 2012 at 4:56 pm
Because cake is happiness
1st May 2012 at 5:07 pm
4th May 2012 at 12:36 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
4th May 2012 at 6:03 pm
River Phoenix
4th May 2012 at 6:28 pm
Because cake is happiness
6th May 2012 at 11:30 am
Technically sexy.
6th May 2012 at 2:09 pm
River Phoenix
6th May 2012 at 5:09 pm
Marry me?
It was good walking out of work with a legitimate reason to say 'See you next Tuesday!'
8th May 2012 at 8:41 pm
Quote: wombat, May 2012It was good walking out of work with a legitimate reason to say 'See you next Tuesday!'
I always giggle when I hear people saying that. Had to explain to my colleagues what it meant though...
10th May 2012 at 8:34 pm
River Phoenix
12th May 2012 at 12:13 am
12th May 2012 at 8:45 am
I aim to misbehave
"The Master race"
I forgot about that completely!
John Simm very possibly looks like he's having too much fun in those dresses...
Wish i had a full chicken to eat like a depraved chimpanzee
12th May 2012 at 12:35 pm
Quote: Hare, May 2012"The Master race"
I forgot about that completely!
John Simm very possibly looks like he's having too much fun in those dresses...
Wish i had a full chicken to eat like a depraved chimpanzee
My favourite part is The Doctor cocking the gun each time he turns around. Dramatic b*st*rd. Plus, pretty sure he was holding the trigger down the whole time too. Think the gun might have been broken
15th May 2012 at 8:06 pm
15th May 2012 at 10:13 pm
Marry me?
Watched the City game on Sunday. With a Utd fan. Sorry to .Phil if you're reading this, but it was funny as f*ck. Not for Sidecar though.
Went to a really bang on gig in the evening an all, although I was that f*cking smashed I can't remember a whole lot about it come to think of it.
Also, I'm very happy that Aimz has been posting a bit more of late. It's nice to have her back.
16th May 2012 at 10:01 pm
River Phoenix
17th May 2012 at 6:09 pm
I aim to misbehave
18th May 2012 at 8:30 am
I aim to misbehave
It is a Barry enjoyable sight
18th May 2012 at 8:38 am
I aim to misbehave
19th May 2012 at 11:40 am
River Phoenix
21st May 2012 at 10:14 am
21st May 2012 at 11:51 am
I aim to misbehave
I saw Suggs at the airport. Suggs! I've been a massive Madness fan my whole life, and there was Graham McPherson, just behind me in the queue to get across the border, moaning about customs in that rich voice that's gotten more middle class over the years. I didn't want to geek up his night, so I let him be, but it absolutely made a long, long day's travelling better.
21st May 2012 at 12:04 pm
Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012I saw Suggs at the airport. Suggs! I've been a massive Madness fan my whole life, and there was Graham McPherson, just behind me in the queue to get across the border, moaning about customs in that rich voice that's gotten more middle class over the years. I didn't want to geek up his night, so I let him be, but it absolutely made a long, long day's travelling better.
I met Stewart Lee after the show and got a book signed. I was hoping this would be a great "I met a famous person story", but it isn't. Here's how the conversation went:
Me: Hey
Stew: Hi, thanks for coming. What's your name?
Me: Barry
Stew: Is that with a -y or an -ie?
Me: -y (Stew begins to sign book).... -ie?
Stew: Yeah, you'd be surprised how many people spell it that way. I always check just in case. It's a lisdningiranmvasihfglarbv;aos (I couldn't understand what he said) (Stew laughs)
Me: ... haha... Cheers, really enjoyed the show.
My one and only conversation with a famous person, someone I truly like and admire, a comedian no less, who made himself laugh during our brief encounter and I couldn't even understand what he said. Hence, not a great story.
It might never have worked out between you and Suggs. Just be glad you saw him and were that close to him.
21st May 2012 at 1:46 pm
I aim to misbehave
21st May 2012 at 1:52 pm
21st May 2012 at 6:59 pm
21st May 2012 at 7:23 pm
21st May 2012 at 7:28 pm
River Phoenix
21st May 2012 at 7:32 pm
22nd May 2012 at 1:56 pm
I aim to misbehave
22nd May 2012 at 2:00 pm
I aim to misbehave
Oh yeah, and tea tonight was chips, cheese, beans & gravy
It's like being at school all over again
22nd May 2012 at 2:09 pm
I aim to misbehave
22nd May 2012 at 2:52 pm
Quote: Hare, May 2012Oh yeah, and tea tonight was chips, cheese, beans & gravy
It's like being at school all over again
If you ever invite me around to your house for tea... Don't invite me over to your house for tea.
While my hatred of cheese has subsided somewhat over the past few months, I still detest beans, and can only imagine cheese would not make them any better. In fact, I imagine they could only possibly make them worse; the notion of which actually terrifies me.
Y'know, glad you enjoyed n' all... but... bleurgh...
22nd May 2012 at 2:56 pm
I aim to misbehave
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