Things that make you happy as f***ing Barry
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Marry me?
Quote: Puffalump, Sept 2013
When are you coming to London so we can party?
holiday was epic. liver is suffering.
When are you coming to London so we can party?
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess 
Because cake is happiness
Quote: Maeby, Sept 2013
Not sure, when would be good for you?
Quote: Puffalump, Sept 2013holiday was epic. liver is suffering.
When are you coming to London so we can party?
Not sure, when would be good for you?
Wife of the lovely Alice
Because cake is happiness
Quote: Maeby, Sept 2013
October would probably be better for me. Would it be best to come on a Saturday, or should I try and wrangle some time off work?
End of October / November?
October would probably be better for me. Would it be best to come on a Saturday, or should I try and wrangle some time off work?
Wife of the lovely Alice
Marry me?
I work Saturdays (9-5:12) but have all of Friday off! I need to go home for half-term though, which is last week in October
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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had a needle to the spot on my nether regions as after a day and a half of agony and it doubling in size, it was showing no signs of draining on its own.
and you know what?
IT'S BLOODY HEAVENLY. I CAN LEAN FORWARDS AGAIN! PRAISE JESUS!
it's not exactly pain free but oh lordy lordy lord, it's so much better...
and you know what?
IT'S BLOODY HEAVENLY. I CAN LEAN FORWARDS AGAIN! PRAISE JESUS!
it's not exactly pain free but oh lordy lordy lord, it's so much better...
Quote: Roxannie, Sept 2013
Did you do it on yer mam and dad's bed? That was a kinda right of passage when I were a lad
parents have gone away for 2 weeks.
It's so nice to be able to leave dirty dishes for 5 minutes without being nagged, to make a cup of tea without having to make one for someone else, to make dinner when I want without anyone whining that they're hungry.
Also I've had sex on the dining table, one of the dining chairs, standing up in the kitchen, on one of the desk chairs and on the sofa.
Did you do it on yer mam and dad's bed? That was a kinda right of passage when I were a lad
Because cake is happiness
I learnt how to do some more stuff in Photoshop.
Check it out, PURPLE EYES.
Check it out, PURPLE EYES.
Wife of the lovely Alice
Quote: the doc, Sept 2013
A) ew
B) no
C) ewwww
Quote: Roxannie, Sept 2013parents have gone away for 2 weeks.
It's so nice to be able to leave dirty dishes for 5 minutes without being nagged, to make a cup of tea without having to make one for someone else, to make dinner when I want without anyone whining that they're hungry.
Also I've had sex on the dining table, one of the dining chairs, standing up in the kitchen, on one of the desk chairs and on the sofa.
Did you do it on yer mam and dad's bed? That was a kinda right of passage when I were a lad
A) ew
B) no
C) ewwww
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I aim to misbehave
Quote: Roxannie, Sept 2013
I did it on mam and dad's bed. They weren't happy. Kept waking them up.
Quote: the doc, Sept 2013Quote: Roxannie, Sept 2013parents have gone away for 2 weeks.
It's so nice to be able to leave dirty dishes for 5 minutes without being nagged, to make a cup of tea without having to make one for someone else, to make dinner when I want without anyone whining that they're hungry.
Also I've had sex on the dining table, one of the dining chairs, standing up in the kitchen, on one of the desk chairs and on the sofa.
Did you do it on yer mam and dad's bed? That was a kinda right of passage when I were a lad
A) ew
B) no
C) ewwww
I did it on mam and dad's bed. They weren't happy. Kept waking them up.
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EXTREME!
Quote: Roxannie, Sept 2013
I am in agreement with Rox, that's one of the grimmest thoughts in the world
Currently making me happy as f*cking Barry - after 8 weeks of not having the right cables for the media centre I finally got a HDMI cable sorted so I can get caught up on some TV. It's the simple things
Quote: the doc, Sept 2013Quote: Roxannie, Sept 2013parents have gone away for 2 weeks.
It's so nice to be able to leave dirty dishes for 5 minutes without being nagged, to make a cup of tea without having to make one for someone else, to make dinner when I want without anyone whining that they're hungry.
Also I've had sex on the dining table, one of the dining chairs, standing up in the kitchen, on one of the desk chairs and on the sofa.
Did you do it on yer mam and dad's bed? That was a kinda right of passage when I were a lad
A) ew
B) no
C) ewwww
I am in agreement with Rox, that's one of the grimmest thoughts in the world
Currently making me happy as f*cking Barry - after 8 weeks of not having the right cables for the media centre I finally got a HDMI cable sorted so I can get caught up on some TV. It's the simple things
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Someone wants to pay me to write something. I've waited my whole life for this!
Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
It's so unfair of you to play favourites, Claire.
Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
Seasides tomorrow with my favourite VRererer
It's so unfair of you to play favourites, Claire.
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: James, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
*yeah I said homeslice. Sorry about that.
Someone wants to pay me to write something. I've waited my whole life for this!
Quote: Claire, Sept 2013Seasides tomorrow with my favourite VRererer
It's so unfair of you to play favourites, Claire.
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
*yeah I said homeslice. Sorry about that.
EXTREME!
Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
This. Also seaside was far more awesome than expected
Quote: James, Sept 2013Someone wants to pay me to write something. I've waited my whole life for this!
Quote: Claire, Sept 2013Seasides tomorrow with my favourite VRererer
It's so unfair of you to play favourites, Claire.
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
*yeah I said homeslice. Sorry about that.
This. Also seaside was far more awesome than expected
Because cake is happiness
Yesterday I bought 4 new items of jewellery, and the lady selling rings let me 2 for £15 as opposed to £10 each. 
I also went running and baked giant cookies. Nom nom nom.
I also went running and baked giant cookies. Nom nom nom.
Wife of the lovely Alice
Luka's op went well this morning. I'm shagged now though.
Cheered myself up by coming home from the hospital and ordering a brand new pair of cherry red 1460s
Cheered myself up by coming home from the hospital and ordering a brand new pair of cherry red 1460s
Found a quid up the road, my mini quail egg scotch eggs turned out sublime and I've got an order for a dog collar
Because cake is happiness
bought a freezer, so now I can have ice cream. AMAZING.
Wife of the lovely Alice
Great day out yesterday at the West Yorkshire Sculpture Park, heartily recommend that place.
Also, Luka learned to say dada
Also, Luka learned to say dada
EXTREME!
Today my new boss told me that he can see why my old boss didn't want to lose me.
He also wants to know where I've been all his working life.
It's nice to be good at something
He also wants to know where I've been all his working life.
It's nice to be good at something
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: James, Sept 2013
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
it's good! it's good. improving with very careful cultivation.
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Claire, Oct 2013
Have you ever watched 'In Bruges'? A seriously funny film.
Either way, happy holidays!
Quote: James, Sept 2013Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
it's good! it's good. improving with very careful cultivation.
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
Have you ever watched 'In Bruges'? A seriously funny film.
Either way, happy holidays!
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Mr.Tayto, Oct 2013
No, totally going to check in on Facebook when I get there though purely so it says ' Claire is IN BRUGES. Because that's how I roll.
Quote: Claire, Oct 2013Quote: James, Sept 2013Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
it's good! it's good. improving with very careful cultivation.
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
Have you ever watched 'In Bruges'? A seriously funny film.
Either way, happy holidays!
No, totally going to check in on Facebook when I get there though purely so it says ' Claire is IN BRUGES. Because that's how I roll.
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Claire, Oct 2013
Well if anyone replies "Bruges?", just say "... (It's in Belgium)". That way you'll look like you did see the film and you'll get lots of Likes.
Quote: Mr.Tayto, Oct 2013Quote: Claire, Oct 2013Quote: James, Sept 2013Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
it's good! it's good. improving with very careful cultivation.
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
Have you ever watched 'In Bruges'? A seriously funny film.
Either way, happy holidays!
No, totally going to check in on Facebook when I get there though purely so it says ' Claire is IN BRUGES. Because that's how I roll.
Well if anyone replies "Bruges?", just say "... (It's in Belgium)". That way you'll look like you did see the film and you'll get lots of Likes.
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Quote: Mr.Tayto, Oct 2013
Ooh likes. I like likes. Like, likes are the reason I like myself.
Like.
Quote: Claire, Oct 2013Quote: Mr.Tayto, Oct 2013Quote: Claire, Oct 2013Quote: James, Sept 2013Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
it's good! it's good. improving with very careful cultivation.
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
Have you ever watched 'In Bruges'? A seriously funny film.
Either way, happy holidays!
No, totally going to check in on Facebook when I get there though purely so it says ' Claire is IN BRUGES. Because that's how I roll.
Well if anyone replies "Bruges?", just say "... (It's in Belgium)". That way you'll look like you did see the film and you'll get lots of Likes.
Ooh likes. I like likes. Like, likes are the reason I like myself.
Like.
River Phoenix
(The fiancé bought me dark chocolate, biscuits and ice cream.
Also, an old man helped me.)
Edit: Cool, i just noticed that the dark chocolate is from Belgium.
Also, an old man helped me.)
Edit: Cool, i just noticed that the dark chocolate is from Belgium.
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Quote: the doc, Oct 2013
Wow!
Great day out yesterday at the West Yorkshire Sculpture Park, heartily recommend that place.
Also, Luka learned to say dada
Wow!
Quote: Claire, Oct 2013
Time off work is totally the best of times. Reminding us that we're humans, and not machines built to worry about others. Beer, lager, and whiskey, brandy, gin and cider, good times, handsome men and the sun making an appearance.
Quote: James, Sept 2013Quote: Claire, Sept 2013
James! Sorry, but Emma is my homeslice*. There is room for everyone in my affections, however. How is your life recently, my lovely lovely lahndahner friend?
it's good! it's good. improving with very careful cultivation.
Yay
2 weeks off work eeeee. Also going to Bruges next week.
Time off work is totally the best of times. Reminding us that we're humans, and not machines built to worry about others. Beer, lager, and whiskey, brandy, gin and cider, good times, handsome men and the sun making an appearance.
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