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the doc

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28^th Jul 2013 at 7:48 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jul 2013

(The fiancé bought me a picture of Jesus, a skirt, a glass square that has a star and "friend" written on it, raspberry liquorice and two chocolate p*ts that are like Gu except they're from Wales.)

Can't believe That Thing is still censored

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Jul 2013 at 7:53 pm

River Phoenix

Well, it still is, as can be seen on page 47 of the shopping thread.

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the doc

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1^st Aug 2013 at 6:32 pm

Had my writing compared to that of Richard Yates today, Massive, massive compliment.

Rayanne Graff

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1^st Aug 2013 at 7:31 pm

River Phoenix

(The fiancé bought me a chocolate eclair, a chocolate muffin and a piece of chocolate cheesecake. Also, he fixed the toilet as it didn't work yesterday.)

the doc

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2^nd Aug 2013 at 6:49 pm

Pinto beans. Yummy.

oh yeah, this last week was pretty damn cool.
there were only three exotic entries, so i figured, lizard, tortoise?
the snake's going to come last. the tortoise being held by the 7 year old girl is gonna cinch it.

but nope. second place for my poo worm. excellent.

[https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1102718_10151615798019825_837282188_o.jpg]

(and i only got pooped on a little. which was a bonus.)

*burp*

James

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4^th Aug 2013 at 2:06 am

I've just f*cking won eight grand! £8,000. That's a big, big chunk of my American trip paid off, may bring it forward to 2014 now.

Dinglebutt

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4^th Aug 2013 at 2:14 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: James, Aug 2013

I've just f*cking won eight grand! £8,000. That's a big, big chunk of my American trip paid off, may bring it forward to 2014 now.

Jesus! Congrats man, that's brilliant.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Roxannie

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4^th Aug 2013 at 6:09 am

congratuwelldone mate! How did you manage that one?

the doc

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4^th Aug 2013 at 8:52 am

Quote: James, Aug 2013

I've just f*cking won eight grand! £8,000. That's a big, big chunk of my American trip paid off, may bring it forward to 2014 now.

Sh*t the bed bruv, how'd you manage that?!

James

| 315 posts

4^th Aug 2013 at 3:44 pm

A mixture of extreme cleverness & mindblocking stupidity on the online Blackjack - which I'll never ever play again because otherwise I'll end up spending the rest of my life chasing the impossible high there. I'm over the moon, it's properly life changing.

Puffalump

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4^th Aug 2013 at 5:19 pm

Because cake is happiness

Well done! That is amazing.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Claire

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4^th Aug 2013 at 7:23 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Quote: James, Aug 2013

I've just f*cking won eight grand! £8,000. That's a big, big chunk of my American trip paid off, may bring it forward to 2014 now.

Have I ever told you how much I like you, JamMurph?

*strokes face*

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

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the doc

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5^th Aug 2013 at 9:43 am

Quote: James, Aug 2013

A mixture of extreme cleverness & mindblocking stupidity on the online Blackjack - which I'll never ever play again because otherwise I'll end up spending the rest of my life chasing the impossible high there. I'm over the moon, it's properly life changing.

What's the craic with this America trip then, how long you planning on going for? My mate Phillip the Second of Dagenham went over there for months on eight grand, had an absolute blast.

the doc

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5^th Aug 2013 at 9:49 am

Not as cool as James becoming a millionaire, but when we were in the supermarket yesterday, a Chinese lady was admiring Luka. She tickled his feet and he didn't flinch, then she said, "In my country if you tickle a baby's feet and they don't move them, it means that for the rest of their life they will cross the bridge with no fear."

Just like his old man

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Aug 2013 at 10:19 am

River Phoenix

(The fiancé bought me some Brownies stamps. And i went for a walk to the canal yesterday. i saw ducks, swans, lots of white butterflies, some orange butterflies and some brown butterflies. Also, i saw a woman and a man. The woman was pushing a baby in a pram and there was a penguin bag on the pram.)

Emma

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7^th Aug 2013 at 9:48 pm

EXTREME!

I've now lost well over a stone since me & Gary split up putting me at my lowest weight in over 3 years. Absolutely chuffed to bits

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Πανδώρα

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7^th Aug 2013 at 9:57 pm

my wonderful wife came round this evening with wine and a highlighting kit to do my roots for me, despite being poorly, sick & dying

absolute star, that girl

*burp*

Πανδώρα

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7^th Aug 2013 at 11:10 pm

also, i found a radley purse in the bin when i threw some dog sh*t away today

*burp*

the doc

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8^th Aug 2013 at 5:40 pm

Proper email from Tennessee Jen for the first time in nearly two years. She's not doing great but I'm glad she got back to me.

Puffalump

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10^th Aug 2013 at 7:35 pm

Because cake is happiness

Quote: Forever Retro, Aug 2013

I've now lost well over a stone since me & Gary split up putting me at my lowest weight in over 3 years. Absolutely chuffed to bits

well done! I've lost some weight too, though not as much as a stone. Woooop bikini bod here I come!

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2013 at 11:40 am

River Phoenix

(Last Thursday, i saw a pug and a man that had a dog with him and was cycling. Also, his bike had a basket.

Yesterday, the fiancé told me that Herman the tortoise waved at me when he saw me.

Herman has been staying at my flat since yesterday and he will be here until Thursday as the fiancé's parents have gone on hoiday with one of his sisters and her fiancé.)

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Aug 2013 at 11:14 am

River Phoenix

(The fiancé's parents bought me a T-shirt that has my name on it, some clotted cream shortbread buttons and a bracelet.

On Friday, the fiancé took Herman and me to the lighthouse and we all had a walk there. Herman walked in some sand and looked at the seaweed. There were lots of white butterflies. And i saw an orange butterfly and a yellow butterfly.

i found 12p yesterday.)

Πανδώρα

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24^th Aug 2013 at 1:54 am

bentley.

Ohhhhh my... I actually got a little excited in my pants. What a beautiful noise... Ohh... Ohh to be rich...

*burp*

Emma

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24^th Aug 2013 at 12:19 pm

EXTREME!

I made a little man that was standing in a shark's mouth do The Macarena on xBox Kinect... far far far too easily amused.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rayanne Graff

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24^th Aug 2013 at 2:29 pm

River Phoenix

(The fiancé bought me an electric toothbrush a few days ago. Also, i found 2p yesterday.)

Emma

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25^th Aug 2013 at 10:43 am

EXTREME!

I have officially lost 2 stone since I was at my heaviest, and am back at the weight I was at the end of 2008

only 12lbs more and I'm 21 again!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

the doc

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25^th Aug 2013 at 7:58 pm

Speaking of the Lemonheads.........

Puffalump

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26^th Aug 2013 at 8:09 pm

Because cake is happiness

8 working days left until I go on holiday.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Aug 2013 at 12:30 pm

River Phoenix

(On Sunday, i went for a walk with Pearl (the fiancé's sister's dog), the fiancé and his father.)

Puffalump

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27^th Aug 2013 at 5:56 pm

Because cake is happiness

a man from one of the other business units had a tiny sausage dog puppy with him today

so cute. I was all loudly AWWWW SO CUTE. and apparently it is their office dog, I am super jealous

Wife of the lovely Alice

Claire

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28^th Aug 2013 at 12:17 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

I met my new niece today. She was born at 33 weeks and 'happy as f*cking Larry' doesn't quite cover how ecstatic I am that she is doing so well.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Claire

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28^th Aug 2013 at 12:25 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Oh, and I'm getting to spend a bit more time with my eldest niece whilst her sister and Mum are in hospital and she's awesome. I'm really lucky.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Rayanne Graff

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29^th Aug 2013 at 1:23 pm

River Phoenix

(i went for a walk with the fiancé and we picked blackberries. Also, i saw a black butterfly that had orange spots.)

Rayanne Graff

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30^th Aug 2013 at 3:29 pm

River Phoenix

(i saw a squirrel today.)

Emma

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31^st Aug 2013 at 11:13 am

EXTREME!

Setting up the Facebook page for my business

Look See!!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rayanne Graff

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31^st Aug 2013 at 8:32 pm

River Phoenix

(i saw a snail and two butterflies. And i found 1p.)

Rayanne Graff

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2^nd Sept 2013 at 3:00 pm

River Phoenix

(There's a new episode of Come Dine With Me on in an hour. Also, i found 5p yesterday.)

Roxannie

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4^th Sept 2013 at 12:44 pm

parents have gone away for 2 weeks.

It's so nice to be able to leave dirty dishes for 5 minutes without being nagged, to make a cup of tea without having to make one for someone else, to make dinner when I want without anyone whining that they're hungry.

Also I've had sex on the dining table, one of the dining chairs, standing up in the kitchen, on one of the desk chairs and on the sofa.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Sept 2013 at 6:20 pm

River Phoenix

(i found 1p yesterday and 11p today.)

Puffalump

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5^th Sept 2013 at 6:03 am

Because cake is happiness

just one more day to get through...

Wife of the lovely Alice

Πανδώρα

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5^th Sept 2013 at 11:21 am

Pub tomorrow night *dances*

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Sept 2013 at 5:29 pm

River Phoenix

(i found 1p today.)

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

6^th Sept 2013 at 1:23 pm

Because cake is happiness

my mum bought me a cute sun top for my holiday. just need to pack now

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

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9^th Sept 2013 at 6:51 pm

River Phoenix

(i found 1p on Saturday.

Also on Saturday, i went for a walk with Pearl the dog, the fiancé and his father. Edit: And i saw a field mouse.

i found 1p today and the fiancé bought me chocolate orange Gu mini puds.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Sept 2013

Claire

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10^th Sept 2013 at 9:21 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

After a 10pm dash to the hospital, the Nannatron has returned home today and lives to fight another day.

Also, my niece may be able to come home in the next few days. And I've had cuddles, she is tinnnnnny.

Also booked London trip with my lovely Mum for November. Happy days, but not in a Fonz sense.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

11^th Sept 2013 at 4:54 pm

EXTREME!

Quote: Claire, Sept 2013

After a 10pm dash to the hospital, the Nannatron has returned home today and lives to fight another day.

Also, my niece may be able to come home in the next few days. And I've had cuddles, she is tinnnnnny.

Also booked London trip with my lovely Mum for November. Happy days, but not in a Fonz sense.

Happy about all of the above. Woop Homes

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Dinglebutt

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12^th Sept 2013 at 9:48 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, Sept 2013

After a 10pm dash to the hospital, the Nannatron has returned home today and lives to fight another day.

Also, my niece may be able to come home in the next few days. And I've had cuddles, she is tinnnnnny.

Also booked London trip with my lovely Mum for November. Happy days, but not in a Fonz sense.

Woo all the way to the Hoo for all concerned.

As for me, I'm off all next week and Grand Theft Auto V is out. What makes it even better though, is that in the last 5 months, I've taken one day off work (and even that day I was getting calls regarding work). This isn't just a week off, it's freedom. It's practically my summer holiday even though I'll be spending most of it splodged out on the couch in my underwear in a darkened room playing the playstation and eating pizza and Pringles.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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15^th Sept 2013 at 3:18 pm

River Phoenix

(The fiancé bought me hazelnut drinking chocolate and coconut and almond sweets. Also, i found 2p on Thursday.)

Puffalump

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15^th Sept 2013 at 3:26 pm

Because cake is happiness

holiday was epic. liver is suffering.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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