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Πανδώρα

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8^th Jun 2013 at 8:51 pm

Bezzing through yarkshiiire in a f*cking BENTLEY!
Farking hell what a day, won hundo + ten squid on a horse called black anus
BLACK ANUS.

*burp*

Good mate of the Rev's used to be the drummer in Pale Saints, now works at the Cockpit and so got us on the guest list for Camera Obscura last night. Cue a riotous night of boozing and frolicking. Rev's doing alright these days and his new pad's really nice. Was just like the old days, without the misery and squalor!

Rayanne Graff

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10^th Jun 2013 at 2:17 pm

River Phoenix

[http://www.ourworldtravels.com/owt/switzerland/gallery/goat-in-the-swiss-alps-l.jpg]

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Rayanne Graff

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10^th Jun 2013 at 3:05 pm

River Phoenix

(Also, one of the fiancé's sisters bought me some dark chocolate.)

the doc

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13^th Jun 2013 at 6:21 pm

Nearly the weekend.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Jun 2013 at 6:35 pm

River Phoenix

(On another site i post on, we had some nutter/ bot that kept proselytising. They banned her/ him/ it a few days ago. i'm glad they banned her/ him/ it.)

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jun 2013 at 7:16 pm

River Phoenix

(Also, when i was in Chepstow yesterday, i saw a pug.)

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

14^th Jun 2013 at 6:10 am

Because cake is happiness

My new bed is going to arrive on monday, getting my hair done tomorrow and going out drinking. Wooop. Can't wait.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

18^th Jun 2013 at 6:31 am

Charlie took me to a jewellers to find out my ring size

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

19^th Jun 2013 at 10:21 am

River Phoenix

(i saw a red butterfly today.)

(Edit: Also, i saw a snail yesterday.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jun 2013

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

19^th Jun 2013 at 12:14 pm

I left a catalogue on the managers desk at work on Monday (I spend most of my time working right next to it), it disappeared, and it's just been delivered through my door again today

Free postage!

Claire

| 15,814 posts

20^th Jun 2013 at 12:00 am

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Super times seeing Robbie Williams with Emma, lovely to catch up with her

Off to Morocco tomorrow, yay

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

20^th Jun 2013 at 2:59 pm

River Phoenix

(i found 5p today.)

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

21^st Jun 2013 at 5:51 am

Because cake is happiness

No work until Tuesday, and I'm going up to the lovely north for the weekend. Can't wait.

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

22^nd Jun 2013 at 3:19 pm

River Phoenix

(Yesterday, i saw a white butterfly and i helped a baby. Today, i saw a slug and a snail.)

the doc

| 23,161 posts

25^th Jun 2013 at 7:27 pm

Week off work.

Went to Hebden Bridge yesterday to mooch around in the sun with all the hippies, and tomorrow we're taking Luka to Whitby for the first time. Also, my new car is a f*cking dream to drive.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Jun 2013 at 7:41 pm

River Phoenix

(i'm hopefully going to see Pearl * on Saturday/ my birthday.

* The fiancé's sister's dog.)

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

26^th Jun 2013 at 2:23 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Jun 2013

Also, my new car is a f*cking dream to drive.

What you driving, Doc?

Still have to get my yoke sorted since I crashed it. Hasn't been washed in months because it helps make some of the dings less noticeable

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Jun 2013 at 2:44 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Mr.Tayto, Jun 2013

Quote: the doc, Jun 2013
Also, my new car is a f*cking dream to drive.

What you driving, Doc?

Still have to get my yoke sorted since I crashed it. Hasn't been washed in months because it helps make some of the dings less noticeable

Wow, i didn't know that Baz drove an egg.

Emma

| 9,777 posts

26^th Jun 2013 at 7:56 pm

EXTREME!

New clients

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

the doc

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27^th Jun 2013 at 12:27 pm

Quote: Mr.Tayto, Jun 2013

Quote: the doc, Jun 2013
Also, my new car is a f*cking dream to drive.

What you driving, Doc?

Still have to get my yoke sorted since I crashed it. Hasn't been washed in months because it helps make some of the dings less noticeable

It's a Focus. F*cking bargain. It's ten years old but it's only had two owners from new, has less than 18k on the clock, not a spot of rust and it only cost me eleven hundred quid. Could sell it tomorrow and make a grand, easy.

the doc

| 23,161 posts

27^th Jun 2013 at 1:32 pm

Had a day in Whitby yesterday and it was absolutely lovely. First of what will be many, many trips there with the little gadge.

Claire

| 15,814 posts

28^th Jun 2013 at 4:25 pm

Darren is most certainly not my god!

Had an awesome holiday

Jimmy Carr tomorrow & then a visit to my favourite Glossopian bookkeeper for singing next week.

Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005

Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

28^th Jun 2013 at 5:55 pm

Because cake is happiness

I HAVE TICKETS TO SEE LESS THAN JAKE AND REEL BIG FISH

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

28^th Jun 2013 at 6:04 pm

River Phoenix

(On Wednesday, i saw a pug at the pug house and a khaki VW van.

Yesterday, i saw a man with a pink mohican and a man walking a pug.

Today, i found 1p.)

James

| 315 posts

28^th Jun 2013 at 11:47 pm

Quote: Claire, Jun 2013

Had an awesome holiday Jimmy Carr tomorrow & then a visit to my favourite Glossopian bookkeeper for singing next week.

Nice one, nothing like a nice break and some live comedy to spark a month up.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

29^th Jun 2013 at 3:55 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Jun 2013

Quote: Mr.Tayto, Jun 2013
Quote: the doc, Jun 2013
Also, my new car is a f*cking dream to drive.

What you driving, Doc?

Still have to get my yoke sorted since I crashed it. Hasn't been washed in months because it helps make some of the dings less noticeable

It's a Focus. F*cking bargain. It's ten years old but it's only had two owners from new, has less than 18k on the clock, not a spot of rust and it only cost me eleven hundred quid. Could sell it tomorrow and make a grand, easy.

Love that model of Focus. Always wanted one myself. And 18k miles for a 10 year old car is insane. Mines is only 9 years old and is about to hit 190k.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

30^th Jun 2013 at 7:03 am

River Phoenix

(i saw Herman the tortoise yesterday. And i went for a walk with the fiancé, Pearl the dog and Titan the dog. i saw an orange butterfly and a blue dragonfly.)

Edit: Also, i had a card and presents from David-James.

And i found 1p a couple of days ago. And i found a bracelet yesterday.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jul 2013

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

4^th Jul 2013 at 10:57 pm

Hope is important.

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2013

Edit: Also, i had a card and presents from David-James.

I am sorry they are pretty random! I hope they are ok!

I got tickets to see the Pixies in november. yay!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

James

| 315 posts

4^th Jul 2013 at 11:12 pm

Can't believe that lunatic Black Francis replaced Kim Deal with another woman named Kim. That shows a level of "I'm not even prepared to learn a new name"-ness that I love.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

5^th Jul 2013 at 7:45 am

River Phoenix

Quote: Little Blue Fox., Jul 2013

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Jun 2013
Edit: Also, i had a card and presents from David-James.

I am sorry they are pretty random! I hope they are ok!

I got tickets to see the Pixies in november. yay!

Heck, no need to be sorry. And, yes, they are ok.

Little Blue Fox.

| 4,256 posts

5^th Jul 2013 at 11:23 am

Hope is important.

Yay!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

6^th Jul 2013 at 7:27 am

Because cake is happiness

It is the weekend, at last

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

6^th Jul 2013 at 10:48 am

River Phoenix

(Yesterday, i found 2p. Today, i saw a white butterfly.)

James

| 315 posts

7^th Jul 2013 at 12:26 am

Had a family barbecue today: the toughest challenge to my planned two months of abstinence yet. No booze passed these cherry lips tonight.

Also, turns out my family are completely terrifying if you're sober.

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

7^th Jul 2013 at 9:31 am

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

7^th Jul 2013 at 7:18 pm

Because cake is happiness

Assembled my bookcase on my own and it hasn't collapsed yet. Also went for ice cream with a friend :-).

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

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8^th Jul 2013 at 8:27 am

River Phoenix

i like this photo.

[http://gallery.photo.net/photo/5298378-md.jpg]

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Jul 2013 at 3:39 pm

River Phoenix

(Yesterday, i saw two white butterflies.

Today, the fiancé gave me some chocolate crunch and pink custard that he'd bought me. And his mother bought me some bowls. i went to Sainsbury's with him. i walked to near where the trolleys were. Then i stopped as i saw a woman that was driving. She made a magnanimous hand gesture and let me go past. So i smiled at her. The fiancé found a cucumber. i saw a man that was wearing a tree T-shirt. And the very cheerful woman that works at Sainsbury's gave us a promotional travel-related plastic bag.)

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

11^th Jul 2013 at 7:18 pm

My Fatboy has lost 2kg in the month since we switched his food

*burp*

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

11^th Jul 2013 at 7:44 pm

Because cake is happiness

cider

Wife of the lovely Alice

Emma

| 9,777 posts

13^th Jul 2013 at 7:18 pm

EXTREME!

New contract for my business meaning that (all being well at my trial on Monday) I'll be handing in my notice at work before the end of the month.

Terrifying, but immense!

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Jul 2013 at 7:51 pm

River Phoenix

(In the past couple of days, i have found 6p.)

Dissimulation

| 5,671 posts

14^th Jul 2013 at 2:39 am

This place being alive. There's some nostalgia in these 'ere pixels. Kudos to those who kept it going. I hope you're doing well

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

14^th Jul 2013 at 11:01 am

River Phoenix

(i saw a finch today. Also, i found 1p.)

(Edit: Oh, and i saw a purple VR coach. And the fiancé bought me a whale ornament.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jul 2013

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

15^th Jul 2013 at 3:27 pm

River Phoenix

[http://www.animalorphanagekenya.org/site/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/zebra_baby_1.jpg]

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

16^th Jul 2013 at 7:38 pm

River Phoenix

(Also, the fiancé bought me a chocolate eclair yesterday. And i thought it was cool that the word Wigan trended on Twitter yesterday.)

the doc

| 23,161 posts

17^th Jul 2013 at 7:36 pm

Quote: Dissimulation, Jul 2013

This place being alive. There's some nostalgia in these 'ere pixels. Kudos to those who kept it going. I hope you're doing well

Jamie! How the f*ck are you?!

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts

22^nd Jul 2013 at 7:55 pm

Because cake is happiness

I'm going on holiday, Spain for a week. Cannot wait.

Technically I probably shouldn't as my car needs potentially replacing, but f*ck it I need a break, it's been a tough few months.

Sun sangria and sea. HELL YEAH

Wife of the lovely Alice

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

28^th Jul 2013 at 11:33 am

River Phoenix

(The fiancé bought me a picture of Jesus, a skirt, a glass square that has a star and "friend" written on it, raspberry liquorice and two chocolate p*ts that are like Gu except they're from Wales.)

(Edit: Also, i found 1p on Thursday.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jul 2013

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