New What Did You Dream Last Night? Thread.

Quote: Puffalump, Apr 2011

I dreamt George was ranting about famous people ringing him up and then putting their dogs on the phone to him

That is frustrating. When that happens.

Quote: Annie, Apr 2011

btw. I've never had a recurring dream, but I do occasionally dream about being in fights and whenever it happens my punches are really slow and gentle, like I'm punching through water. I always wake up feeling horrible when it happens.

That's what it was like! Even down to the feeling really sh*t when I wake up.

I dreamt I was the living embodiment of a train station named Martha. I had to rescue King's Cross, St. James' Street (he wore a weird green suit) and this other little train station by ensuring that all the train stations on the route that connected us were tidy by 12:30. I did this by bribing the kids on the station to pick up the rubbish in return for 2 free things from the vending machine.

Incidentally, the way to get inside a vending machine is by pressing 4444.

I had a few dreams afterwards and they all involved vending machines.

i was at a birthday party for an American bloke who was a football coach and i kissed him.

i was on a train with rose (who used to post on VR) and Toadie from Neighbours. i know his real name is Ryan Moloney but everyone called him Toadie. Some of the people there knew my aunt's second husband, who died in 2007. There was a bloke who was a university teacher and he started telling me about how photographs would help me with being disabled.

i was in a swimming pool with the people from Friends. They all had swimming costumes but i didn't so i had to swim naked.

Then i was on the train with rose and Toadie again. We saw Callum on a bus. Everyone wanted to be supportive of him so we all told him we loved him.

i went to a university lecture with rose and Toadie. We had to compare two fictional punks and say which one we liked the most. i wrote a poem about Sid Vicious. The university had an exhibition where they had jewellery stalls so we looked at that.

i was at a train station in Birmingham with Toadie and there was this woman he wanted to ask something. i said he should chase after her and try and make her feel sorry because of my ankle. So he did. Then we sat down on a bench and we could see her near us. We felt embarrassed and tried to avoid her. Then i got on a train with Toadie and he got off after a couple of stops. One of the stops had a market and some of the stalls were Indian. i could see that the train stopped at Newport. The fiancé was at Newport train station. He was waving and was wearing a pale blue T-shirt. i couldn't get off the train in time. i tried to get it to stop but it wouldn't. The next stop was Glasgow so i got off there. i saw Deb and she was with a friend, her friend was called Chloe. i told Deb that i had to get a train to Newport. She said: All right but let me buy you a drink first. So i went in a café with Deb and Chloe. Deb bought me a drink. i don't know what kind of drink. i don't remember. The café had a shop and some of the things they sold were to do with pugs.

Joel posted twice. Both his posts were lyrics that he'd altered.

i was at university and had a French lesson with Mrs M, who was a teacher when i was at secondary school. But i had problems getting there. It was something to do with clothes and bags. i saw Kathryn Williamson and we started kissing and touching each other. It's weird that i dreamt that as she was a w*nker and i'd rather kiss Mrs M. Then there was some sort of American themed event.

Alex was adopted by another family and she had to move.

i was in my local garage and ended up talking to some bloke there. i lost my coat and shoes. i found my coat but i'm not sure if i found my shoes.

The fiancé's sister had a dog and she died. Pearl was still alive, though. Then his niece walked through a tunnel.

i was sitting on a bed with these two women and we ended up being interviewed for a magazine and talking about Lady GaGa.

The last thing i remember dreaming is that i was thinking about becoming a prostitute.

i went on holiday with the fiancé and Herman the tortoise. It was some sort of package thing. It might've been Coach Trip, though, as Brendan from Coach Trip was there. We saw some pigs. And i was worried that i'd lost Big Ted so i made the fiancé look for him. i think Joel was in this dream as well but i can't remember why.

i was in a classroom. i don't know what lesson or course it was for, though. Sarah Underwhelmed was there as well. And someone there called me a rem. It kissed me off that he said that so i had a go at him and stuck up for myself.

i got married to the fiancé. My family and his family were there. Lisa G (someone i was at secondary school with) was my bridesmaid. i had other bridesmaids but i can't remember who they were. i wore a white dress which is weird as i'd like to get married wearing a colour.

i was watching a documentary on TV. i don't know what one it was, though.

i met Alan Davies and he hugged me. Then he told me about a programme he was going to be in. i can't remember what it was, though.

i went to hospital.

i also dreamt that there was a thread where leah accused Colin of being fake.

i was waiting for a train with the fiancé. We heard a Kings of Leon song and liked it. Which is weird as neither of us like them.

Then i had a dream where i was pregnant and on a train. Bjork was sitting near me with a female friend. Bjork was wearing a blue coat. i told her i liked the coat and she let me try it on for a couple of minutes.

i was with Joel and we saw a girl who was being picked on by another girl. So we tried to help her.

i was at university, ugh. We did a quiz there.

i was at the fiancé's parents' house. His brother-in-law asked me if my legs were all right. It snowed and two boys asked if they could use a sledge. The fiancé said they were his brothers.

i watched Zine and David-James had a letter on there.

Someone had some chocolates and i had one.

i had a dog and there was a bloke who also had a dog. The dogs were being friendly and sniffing each other. Both dogs were black.

i was talking to this bloke and trying to flirt with him by talking about unagi and s*X. i've never flirted as i don't understand the idea of flirting.

i was at a computer class and Tabby's friend Fo was also there. i had to leave early and Toadie from Neighbours came to pick me up.

i don't remember much of what i dreamt. Joel was in it and i was in a building; i think it was a hall or summat and there was a play there.

i dreamt i was on Come Dine With Me.

Quote: Zing, May 2011

Claire Lilac Leopard was in it.

Can't remember what she was doing though.

I hope it wasn't violent.

i went out with the fiancé. We saw David Mitchell and Desmond Tutu.

i also dreamt about Sammy.

i dreamt that i went shopping and bought Aimz some candles for her birthday. The fiancé was there as well.

i bought some stamps.

Something to do with Neighbours and going to Australia with the fiancé.

Something to do with my father.

i also dreamt that i was pregnant.

VR had a writing competition. Joel entered it. i can't remember who else entered.

Something to do with film reviews.

i stayed at the fiancé's parents' house. i was going to have a bath but couldn't as his father was having one. Which is weird as they don't have a bath, they have a shower. i haven't stayed there since August which i'm glad about. i always hated staying there.

i dreamt about my mother.

Ugh, it was a bad dream. Deb made a poll where she asked whether or not she should kill herself. The poll had two options. One was yes and the other was no.

i watched Question Time last night and one of the subjects that they discussed was assisted suicide so maybe that's why i dreamt about Deb wanting to kill herself.

Andrew made a poll about whether people preferred music or biscuits. The fiancé wanted to vote for biscuits so he sent Andrew a letter.

Someone gave me a Justin Bieber poster, even though i'm not keen on him. So i thought i'd give it to the fiancé's niece.

Oh, and i dreamt about Joel again.

some weirdo was at my blokes work, ad for some reason i was too, but this weirdo was like a child molester or a rapist or some sh*t, anyway it's all ended up with him slamming that um... one of the lasses form eastenders (god knows her name, the one who went to america or something) in a door, so he heded up being arrested and me & a group of people were running through the streets to find out if she was alright, when we got there i ran up & stabbed this guy with a nail file

then he was taken away, loads of other people vanished and i end up looking in a mirror and see i have a MASSIVE zit on the side of my face, which i've dreamt about having before

this thing is like the size of a big grape sticking out, all red & angry with a yellow & black head. just beautiful.
so i squeeze it, it pops out in a chunk, the grape bit, then another bit on the bottom of that the size and rough shape of an egg, but it's all squishy, cheesey if you will.
like the stuff you have to scrape out of a rabbits abscess .

so i put that down and was left with an inch wide hole in my face
continue to squeeze and a f*cking bucket load of thin yellow pus flows out

beautiful really

(Something to do with Joel mentioning summat about Mark Thomas disliking p*rn.

i was at my father's house and his woman was talking about people splitting up. i thought she was referring to prince william and kate middleton so i laughed. But she was referring to her daughter and her second husband.

An Asian woman asked me about travel insurance and i said i didn't know.

The fiancé and a woman called Charlie tidied my bedroom.

i looked at some photos from when i was little.

i was with three other females and Ricky Gervais. We talked about something. i don't remember what we talked about; i just remember that he mentioned something about me being northern.)