Last one to post...WINS!!

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Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:50 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Ah sayd whutt whutt
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 11:44 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Quote: Claire, Jun 2016
Quote: Claire, Sept 2014
Quote: Jewbacca, Sept 2014
I've decided to win this game. The rest of you are going down, the gloves are off

Also, I've not washed my Bum in weeks. It's a bit fragrant and crispy.


Allow that, you might have saved Japan but what have you done for me lately?

I have a beautiful hair called gilbert upon my left pinky.


LISSSAAAAAAAAA


Ahaaaaa

How is old Gilbert?

And crusty bum for that matter [Fart.gif]
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 6:53 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
We commonly refer to Crusty Bum as Marton
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 1:38 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
This thread needs to go on lockdown due to cuntybollocks, so none of you are allowed to post here.

While that would mean I win, this isn't about that. Quit being so selfish. Social Distance yourself outta my face right now!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:57 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
We aren't saying the C word, Bazzle, it's so last Tuesday.

I would like us to think of a different word. Like fuzzylumps. Or Albert.

Also, I would like to win this thread especially now I know I'm posting in the right one.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:03 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Sminky Pinky
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:37 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Maccaulay Culkin, just a tad annoying at first but then grew up and went a bit wonky and everyone lost their sh*t.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:39 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Maccaulay Culkin, just a tad annoying at first but then grew up and went a bit wonky and everyone lost their sh*t.


Also caused a lot of trouble in New York.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:41 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Maccaulay Culkin, just a tad annoying at first but then grew up and went a bit wonky and everyone lost their sh*t.


Also caused a lot of trouble in New York.


In both movies, it's only because he made friends with an old person that he survived at all. They saved him. They're the real heroes. Yet he takes all the credit. He's the true monster.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:47 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Yes, in real life if a child rigged an entire house to maim two petty criminals questions would be asked about their safety to remain in society I think.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Captain Spiky

| 9,183 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 10:17 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
Now this thread makes me super-duper nostalgic, as I remember being determined to win an identical thread like 17 years ago. Fortunately I have matured a lot since then, and I'm no longer interested in such things.

Though, as it goes, #winning
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 10:38 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
YOU'RE NOT SCREAMING LOUD ENOUGH, SCREAM. LOUDER!
LOUDERRRRRRR
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


18th Mar 2020 at 8:43 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# I tickled my gran
While she was licking a man
And then we all went
SHOPPING! #
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 12:42 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Is that a song about dangerous things to do?

#When I got to the shop
Bought a bottle of pop
Had a scrap with a guy about PAASTAAAAA#
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 10:36 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# The hunt for loo roll
Has taken it's toll
So I'm wiping with
A HAIRBRUUSSHHH #
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Captain Spiky

| 9,183 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 9:36 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
I went to the shops on a quest to get bread
But everyone there had all lost their head
The shelves were bare, the staff were stressed
Was this real, or some kind of test?
The fabled bread was nowhere to be seen
And the alternatives were all pretty lean
And of toilet roll there was not a trace
Apparently I was the last in the race
So I went back home, feeling rather glum
With not a crumb or a sheet for my bum
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 9:47 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Dinglebutt, Mar 2020
# The hunt for loo roll
Has taken it's toll
So I'm wiping with
A HAIRBRUUSSHHH #


This is my favourite VR post for some time and I need Colin to make this all into a real song.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 9:56 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
I bought a cabbage. It's food *and* toilet paper.
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 11:07 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# She licked a big spoon
While I stared at the Moon
A Norwegian ate
MY BISCUUIIIITTT #

Edited by Dinglebutt Mar 2020
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 11:57 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
#They told me to wash my hands
But life had other plans
Because what do you do
When you just had a poo
And your hands now look like GRAANNNN’S#
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


24th Mar 2020 at 4:35 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
# Pot Noodles galore
I can't eat them no more
So I'm gnawing on
THE DOORFRAME #
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


30th Mar 2020 at 4:26 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
From the producers of 'Making a Murderer' and 'Tiger King', comes the next big streaming sensation...

"Barry Wins: The True Story of Blood, Keyboards and Confusion of the Self"

Watch as the most unsuspecting of persons starts at the bottom and lies, cheats and posts his way to ever-so-slightly higher than the bottom. Laugh as he tries to win by bumping the thread he's already winning in, making it less likely he'll win. Cry as he ponders wistfully about who he truly is as a person because he can't go see a therapist like he was planning to because of the virus and may not be able to even afford one after normalcy resumes.

Featuring interviews with some of the losers he passed on his way to winning the thread, including everyone who reads this who isn't me.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


3rd Apr 2020 at 9:26 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
#Claire returns
Barry’s failure burns
Because Claire is THE THREAD CHAAAMPION#
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

the doc

| 23,161 posts


5th Apr 2020 at 10:28 pm

the doc -

 
The Doc abides

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


6th Apr 2020 at 12:53 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Barry too abides also, squared.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


6th Apr 2020 at 6:46 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
As does Claire IDST
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


11th Apr 2020 at 10:19 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
*FART*

*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


13th Apr 2020 at 11:29 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Πανδώρα, Apr 2020
*FART*



Once that clears, I'm coming back to win again.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


13th Apr 2020 at 5:13 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I don’t even care, I’m not leaving
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


13th Apr 2020 at 6:12 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
must eat more broccoli.
*burp*

Vel

| 23,203 posts


14th Apr 2020 at 8:48 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Scrub a dub dub
Three men in a tub.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


15th Apr 2020 at 9:01 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
One of them is Joe Exotic
He's there with a tiger cub
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Apr 2020 at 7:02 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Carole Baskin watches on
No comment on where Don Lewis has gone
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


15th Apr 2020 at 7:46 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Killing your husband is a sin
ONE COMMITTED BY CAROLE F*CKING BASKIN
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


18th Apr 2020 at 11:00 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Wait until she marries into the ice-cream dynasty.
She can kill this husband in a freezer and be Carole Baskin-Baskin Robbins.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


19th Apr 2020 at 11:17 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
And at Christmas, she can release a themed ice-cream
It can be called Christmas Carole Baskin-Baskin Robbins
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


19th Apr 2020 at 8:22 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
She misunderstood "sleigh" as "slay".
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Bellatrixa

| 6,342 posts


20th Apr 2020 at 1:36 pm

Bellatrixa - Bitches Love Cannons

Bitches Love Cannons

 
oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

Also still not watched Tiger King, the Louis Theroux documentary on the guy was enough for me when he said he'd kill all his cats before they would be given to anyone else.
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/retardedlyweird/cbmb.jpg]

Matthew Bellamy is ADONIS Love

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Apr 2020 at 7:29 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
When I was younger I thought the teams on University Challenge literally sat with one team on a platform above the other. Yeah, that's right. I've carried that secret all these years and now you all know it too.

That's why I have what it takes to win this thread. I'll reveal some dark, dark secrets like that...
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


21st Apr 2020 at 10:40 am

Πανδώρα -

 
Sometimes I like to have and then don't where all they are
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


4th Jul 2020 at 4:46 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
WANG
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


6th Jul 2020 at 8:37 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
[https://i.imgur.com/1oPsGuX.gif]
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts


11th Jul 2020 at 12:16 pm

Lucozade Lover -

 
Remember: It des not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


20th Jul 2020 at 2:11 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Just had my ears syringed by a doctor who hates ears and loves water.

Dude, you're in the wrong job... Be a swimming instructor for Mr.Blonde or something...
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


20th Jul 2020 at 10:41 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Yes.
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


21st Jul 2020 at 6:14 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
I want to tell you all a story. It’s a story about a girl from Yorkshire, who waited and waited for years but eventually she won a last post wins thread on a website and all her dreams came true. Don’t be the person that ruins that for her
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


21st Jul 2020 at 8:13 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Claire, Jul 2020
I want to tell you all a story. It’s a story about a girl from Yorkshire, who waited and waited for years but eventually she won a last post wins thread on a website and all her dreams came true. Don’t be the person that ruins that for her


Well let me tell you a story, about a man named John McClane just trying to get home to his family for Christmas. But along the way, he ends up stumbling across a conspiracy involving an evil genius who plots to steal victory through emotional manipulation. Now he has to go further than ever before to take her down, with the help of a wisecracking Irishman named Barry O'Dinglebutt.

Coming this Holiday Season...

Thread Carefully or Die Hard
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


22nd Jul 2020 at 4:53 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Unless you change you name legally to Barry O’Dinglebutt, this shall not work.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


23rd Jul 2020 at 10:59 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
[https://i.imgur.com/NOtSkd3.gif]
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Lucozade Lover

| 8,558 posts


25th Jul 2020 at 6:14 pm

Lucozade Lover -

 
*For the moment insists on being an additional variable.*


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer: squeak
Debs|OWA: o/
IGH: Wibble
Vel: *sigh*
Emma: Hi VR...
Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3
Claire: BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

 

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