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Dinglebutt

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10^th Dec 2010 at 9:30 pm

I aim to misbehave

Last one to post in this thread is the winner. Mods cannot use mod powers.

I'M WINNING!!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 6:30 pm

River Phoenix

No, i am.

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Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 6:42 pm

I aim to misbehave

You nearly had it, but now I am winning

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 6:42 pm

River Phoenix

No, it's me.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 6:56 pm

I aim to misbehave

You see, the trick is to wait until everyone has forgotten about it, then post in it, then post in 20 other threads to push it back off the first page. Then after 10 years, if no one has posted in it, I will announce the winner in this thread. Which will make me the automatic winner.

YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, F*CKOS!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 6:58 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Dec 2010

Strwas is the spam queen, there's only gonna be one winner in this thread.

I'm gracefully accepting defeat at this early stage and will be keeping a keen eye on the subsequent contest.

Yes, i am. i won Spammer in the 2005, 2006, 2008 and 2009 VR Awards. But not in 2007 as Stu won it then.

Dinglebutt

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12^th Dec 2010 at 7:05 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: the doc, Dec 2010

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
You see, the trick is to wait until everyone has forgotten about it, then post in it, then post in 20 other threads to push it back off the first page. Then after 10 years, if no one has posted in it, I will announce the winner in this thread. Which will make me the automatic winner.

YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, F*CKOS!

Straws won't forget. Give it up Baz!

Don't worry, Phil. I have a great memory too.

Plus I'm currently winning

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 7:14 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Quote: the doc, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
You see, the trick is to wait until everyone has forgotten about it, then post in it, then post in 20 other threads to push it back off the first page. Then after 10 years, if no one has posted in it, I will announce the winner in this thread. Which will make me the automatic winner.

YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, F*CKOS!

Straws won't forget. Give it up Baz!

Don't worry, Phil. I have a great memory too.

Plus I'm currently winning

It's not as great as mine, elf boy.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 7:16 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2010

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: the doc, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
You see, the trick is to wait until everyone has forgotten about it, then post in it, then post in 20 other threads to push it back off the first page. Then after 10 years, if no one has posted in it, I will announce the winner in this thread. Which will make me the automatic winner.

YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, F*CKOS!

Straws won't forget. Give it up Baz!

Don't worry, Phil. I have a great memory too.

Plus I'm currently winning

It's not as great as mine, elf boy.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 7:21 pm

River Phoenix

We had a similar thread in 2007. It lasted for 15 pages and Phil locked it.

Dinglebutt

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12^th Dec 2010 at 9:32 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010

I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.

Do you accept credit cards? I don't have any, but it can be arranged.

And I'm winning.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 9:33 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010
I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.

Do you accept credit cards? I don't have any, but it can be arranged.

And I'm winning.

No, you're not.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 9:37 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2010

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010
I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.

Do you accept credit cards? I don't have any, but it can be arranged.

And I'm winning.

No, you're not.

You're right. You win, Straws. I concede.

I guess there's no need for anyone else to post in the thread now. Yup. No point posting. Don't post.

[Sigh.gif]

I WIN!

*runs away*

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 9:54 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010
I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.

Do you accept credit cards? I don't have any, but it can be arranged.

And I'm winning.

No, you're not.

You're right. You win, Straws. I concede.

I guess there's no need for anyone else to post in the thread now. Yup. No point posting. Don't post.

I WIN!

*runs away*

Nice try.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 9:55 pm

I aim to misbehave

Thanks.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 9:57 pm

River Phoenix

You're welcome.

Dinglebutt

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12^th Dec 2010 at 10:09 pm

I aim to misbehave

Rather be an a*se than a loser, which you now are!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 10:17 pm

I aim to misbehave

Some arses look good. So I'll take that as a compliment.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 10:24 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Some arses look good. So I'll take that as a compliment.

... in the pants department.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

12^th Dec 2010 at 11:13 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Animal, Dec 2010

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010
I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.
I could also be talked into unlocking this after the locking done by Sarah..

Again brides depending.

But would Sarah then have to pay the bribe back to whoever bribed her?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 4:48 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Cradle Days, Dec 2010

Have at you.

I have ultimate power in getting this deleted, be afraid.

Ah, but will James be able to resist the urge to make th last post himself and then delete it? Think about it. Whoever posts last here.... WINS. Forever. Can anyone resist the chance to make sure it is they who is the winner?

Can... yoooouuuu? *points directly at computer screen*

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 5:02 pm

I aim to misbehave

You may be able to offer him some things I cannot (or that I doubt he'd want from me), but I have other things that I (that I is capitalised because it is grammatically correct but also because I am placing more emphasis on saying 'I') can offer him.

So James, don't suppose you need a house poorly designed, do you?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 5:19 pm

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

You may be able to offer him some things I cannot (or that I doubt he'd want from me), but I have other things that I (that I is capitalised because it is grammatically correct but also because I am placing more emphasis on saying 'I') can offer him.

So James, don't suppose you need a house poorly designed, do you?

I've seen the plans, I understand JimAitken would end up living in a windowless box if he took you up on the offer.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 5:23 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Ghost Of Xmas Yet To Come, Dec 2010

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
You may be able to offer him some things I cannot (or that I doubt he'd want from me), but I have other things that I (that I is capitalised because it is grammatically correct but also because I am placing more emphasis on saying 'I') can offer him.

So James, don't suppose you need a house poorly designed, do you?

I've seen the plans, I understand JimAitken would end up living in a windowless box if he took you up on the offer.

Windowless? That's a conservatory! The lines 0.35mm thick are walls. The lines 0.25mm thick are windows.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 8:12 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Last one to post in this thread is the winner. Mods cannot use mod powers.

I'M WINNING!!

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010

Last one to post in this thread is the winner. Mods cannot use mod powers.

I'M WINNING!!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 8:28 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, Dec 2010

Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Last one to post in this thread is the winner. Mods cannot use mod powers.

Yeah, I saw that. But we're the law, man. Like, the Chinese law. Rather than arguing about misuse of powers I'll just pretend the thread never existed and you've lost the plot

Oh yeah? Want Tibet?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 8:30 pm

River Phoenix

When Martin made his 2007 Last person to post here wins thread, he said it'd be cheating if it got locked. It still got locked, though.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 9:20 pm

I aim to misbehave

Should we just all agree that I won?

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

13^th Dec 2010 at 9:33 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Animal, Dec 2010

Quote: Claire, Dec 2010
Quote: Ghost of Christmas Present, Dec 2010
Quote: Animal, Dec 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Dec 2010
I'm a little tempted to 'randomly' lock it at some point, depending on what bribes I receive.
I could also be talked into unlocking this after the locking done by Sarah..

Again brides depending.

But would Sarah then have to pay the bribe back to whoever bribed her?

Wouldn't make a blind bit of difference unless James has fixed the bug where you can still post even when a thread's locked... I vote for randomly moving the thread to the Mod Board and then we can fight it out away from the normals
Ah yes, the board where we b*tch about the regular members... think this is a great idea.

I kid, we just b*tch about Barrington.

Pfft. I MAKE this site what it is. I am Vegetable Revolution. Because I think vegetables are revolting.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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