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Things that make you want to bury someone alive

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Πανδώρα

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3^rd May 2012 at 2:17 am

I appear to have forgotten to go to bed...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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4^th May 2012 at 5:58 pm

River Phoenix

Adam Yauch has died. i'm not a Beastie Boys fan but i think it's sad that someone should die at only 47.

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Rayanne Graff

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4^th May 2012 at 7:47 pm

River Phoenix

Also:

Yesterday, i went to Superdrug to buy some toothpaste and bubble bath. There was an old woman in front of me. She paid for whatever it was she was buying. Then the woman at the till said Sorry to have kept you waiting. i paid for my toothpaste and bubble bath and then left. And then i heard the woman at the till say Sorry to have kept you waiting to the next person in the queue. i don't see the point of the Sorry to have kept you waiting thing as it makes everyone sound like a nuisance/ inconvenience. i guess some sh*thead of a manager came up with it.

Today and at 6.41, some woman phoned and asked to speak to Mr or Mrs M. Although i live with the fiancé, i'm not married to him; as i've said since i was twelve, i don't intend to change my name upon marriage. And i'm a Ms not a Mrs. So i put the phone down. She rang again at 6.54 and 8.25. i did 1471 but i don't recognise the number. The last time someone thought i was a Mrs was a couple of years ago, some woman who kept phoning and seemed like a scammer. Edit: It turns out that the woman was from the theatre in Ebbw Vale so i guess i was being paranoid.

Edited by Rayanne Graff May 2012

Rayanne Graff

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5^th May 2012 at 10:17 am

River Phoenix

A few minutes ago, i answered the door. A woman and a man were there. She didn't say anything. But he started talking about peace in the world and how there should be more of it. Then he mentioned that he had some tracts. And then he mentioned The Bible. So i said No, thanks and shut the door. i like the word tract, though.

Also, i had a letter from the theatre in Ebbw Vale. They said that they'd tried to phone yesterday and that tonight's Germaine Greer thing is cancelled due to lack of sales. i guess it's understandable that they cancelled it but i'm disappointed as i was looking forward to it.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th May 2012 at 4:04 pm

River Phoenix

Yesterday, i was in a supermarket with the fiancé and i started feeling dizzy; it was a bit scary. Still, i haven't fainted since 2006.

i wouldn't say that i'm annoyed but i do feel embarrassed that i scared an old woman. i was in the fiancé's car and felt hot so i opened the window and i sneezed. i'm quiet but i have a loud sneeze. So i made her jump.

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6^th May 2012 at 4:17 pm

mum found this strip of fur in the garden earlier, it's from the cats rear leg

Must have caught himself on something when jake chased him yesterday. Nasty b*st*rding dog

There's no wonder he's staying away, bless him

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*burp*

Alec

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8^th May 2012 at 8:53 pm

Bing Bong Changes

The people doing my background-credit-check-thing for the estate agents were told that my HR Manager was leaving early today, at 3pm, and thus they needed to phone before that.

They called at 3.20pm. HR Manager is not back until Thursday due to a hospital appointment, and I'm supposed to be getting my keys for the new flat on Saturday. I hope whatever process this is only takes a day to go through.

Alec

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11^th May 2012 at 6:24 pm

Bing Bong Changes

Money, and distance. If those two things could p*ss off and become a non-important entity, I'd be a much happier man.

wombat

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11^th May 2012 at 10:21 pm

Technically sexy.

Girls.

Confusing mess. All of em'.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Rayanne Graff

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14^th May 2012 at 11:44 am

River Phoenix

Today, the fiancé and i were talking about when we took Pearl the dog for a walk a few days ago. When we went for a walk, there was a woman who had a dog that seemed scared of Pearl. Today, the fiancé said that, when they went, he heard this woman say: We showed them, didn't we?. Well, f**k that. Pearl is a good dog and she wouldn't hurt anyone.

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15^th May 2012 at 1:38 pm

Teeth.
I hate teeth.
It's not as if i don't look after them - i brush, i floss, i use mouthwash. So why the hell are they still rotting out of my face?

Hole on my front tooth, started from one of those f*cking trench things the old dentist caused.

Front teeth are knackered. May as well just knock the f*cking things out & buy a blender to eat.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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15^th May 2012 at 2:06 pm

River Phoenix

Wow, the last two posts are so British.

Dinglebutt

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15^th May 2012 at 2:24 pm

I aim to misbehave

A leprechaun just threw a spud at me. Then he Riverdanced. The b*st*rding frigging cunting whoring sh*tting f*cker

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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15^th May 2012 at 2:27 pm

River Phoenix

i'm sure he speaks highly of you, elf boy.

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15^th May 2012 at 5:26 pm

You're f*cking kidding me... I've made the ragu and started the sauce for a lasagne... and we've got no tw*tting sheets. GOD DAMN YOU SHOPPING FAIRY!

*burp*

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16^th May 2012 at 3:55 pm

found a skipping rope and decided to use it, thought it'd be a fun way to exercise.

All went well. Then one dog got in the way, then the other, then the first one again, then when i finally got going, i had to stop & get changed as my body is a f*cking trainwreck.

Meh.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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17^th May 2012 at 2:22 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2012

It doesn't make me want to bury someone alive as such, but every time I come here and see this thread isn't yet 150 pages long I'm severely disappointed because I want the next thread to be called 'Things that make you want to Barry someone alive' and I'm scared I'll miss the new thread creation and it won't happen

We should just rename the site 'VegetaBarryle RevoLynchon' and be done with it

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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17^th May 2012 at 2:30 pm

River Phoenix

Yeah, because you're revolting.

Dinglebutt

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17^th May 2012 at 2:37 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012

Yeah, because you're revolting.

I'd be insulted if that wasn't true

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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17^th May 2012 at 3:55 pm

River Phoenix

Donna Summer has died so RIP to her. xx

Rayanne Graff

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20^th May 2012 at 4:13 pm

River Phoenix

A couple of minutes ago, one of my neighbours was being loud and moaning about something.

He seems to have stopped now, though.

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20^th May 2012 at 4:31 pm

one ofthe houses over the backhave a big wooden, walk in dog kennel & run in the garden
Always wondered why the hell they had it as there's not been anything in it.
Until now. Big american bulldog, howling & making all sorts of racket, sounds like a bloody horse at times.
Mental.

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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21^st May 2012 at 1:25 pm

River Phoenix

James, you spammer.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st May 2012 at 1:27 pm

River Phoenix

Some bloke talked to me today but i could only understand two words of what he said. i have good hearing most of the time so maybe he needed better enunciation.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st May 2012 at 2:28 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012

Quote: Rayanne Graff, May 2012
James, you spammer.

Haha, just making up for some lost time. Hope it isn't annoying.

No, it's fine. i'm not annoyed.

Dinglebutt

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21^st May 2012 at 2:49 pm

I aim to misbehave

FIGHT!!

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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22^nd May 2012 at 11:23 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Claire, May 2012

Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012
That's a thing that should happen.

Aw James, using your spamming powers for good. Good being making me happy. All spammers TAKE NOTE. And stop trying to sell me viagra.

Wait, other people get those emails too? Oh man, I thought they were trying to tell me something...

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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22^nd May 2012 at 12:31 pm

River Phoenix

Someone from another board i post on and who i mentioned on page 142. What a patronising, arrogant sh*thead.

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22^nd May 2012 at 9:00 pm

Quote: Steve-Dave, May 2012

Quote: Claire, May 2012
Quote: Walt Flanagan, May 2012
That's a thing that should happen.

Aw James, using your spamming powers for good. Good being making me happy. All spammers TAKE NOTE. And stop trying to sell me viagra.

Wait, other people get those emails too? Oh man, I thought they were trying to tell me something...

I don't tend to get them... They must know there's no hope for me

Couple of things - i'm still getting that american womans emails.
Apparently her credit card was declined and she needs to contact the company. They'll be waiting a long bloody time for her to do that...

And my gate fell off its hinges earlier. No big thing, but i had boars on one side of it, sows on the other. And Maisy, being a retard, wanders in with the boars... Spinning b*st*rd sh*t balls.
Don't think anyone got her, but... Murrrgggghhhh :/

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

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23^rd May 2012 at 11:00 am

River Phoenix

i saw a dead mouse today.

Also, i would appreciate it if no one makes fun of me about this as it p*sses me off when people belittle me for caring about animals.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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