Things that make you want to bury someone alive
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River Phoenix
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he'd enjoy it too much.
i mean... look at this thing...
http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html
it's like a dreamcome true
(obv. link to buttplug... be careful where youclick it)
i mean... look at this thing...
http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html
it's like a dreamcome true
(obv. link to buttplug... be careful where youclick it
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Marry me?
Quote: Toothless, Aug 2010
You should get a Baby Jesus one like the one George has.
he'd enjoy it too much.
i mean... look at this thing...
http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html
it's like a dreamcome true
(obv. link to buttplug... be careful where youclick it
You should get a Baby Jesus one like the one George has.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
I aim to misbehave
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
Thats not a Baby Jesus one. He just likes to use it in front of animals and three wise men
Quote: Toothless, Aug 2010he'd enjoy it too much.
i mean... look at this thing...
http://www.extremerestraints.com/bizarre-butt-plugs_7/fox-tail-anal-plug_371.html
it's like a dreamcome true
(obv. link to buttplug... be careful where youclick it
You should get a Baby Jesus one like the one George has.
Thats not a Baby Jesus one. He just likes to use it in front of animals and three wise men
Quote: Alec, Aug 2010
too bad, i would have paid to see you using it
I wouldn't like that one. The fur would tickle my bottom too much.
too bad, i would have paid to see you using it
Quote: Paula, Aug 2010
Buts thats is dildos compareds to thises
I like that last video, and I need to post something
Buts thats is dildos compareds to thises
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
My leg is still killing me
had to buy some painkillers to take the edge off.
My bloody foot hurts.
Damnit. I wanted to go to the gym.
My leg is still killing me
had to buy some painkillers to take the edge off.
Marry me?
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010
You should stick it in hot water.
We should form a cripple's club
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010My bloody foot hurts.
Damnit. I wanted to go to the gym.
My leg is still killing me
You should stick it in hot water.
We should form a cripple's club
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010
I'll be putting some tiger balm on it later, might throw on some comfy trainers and go for a short walk and see how it holds up.
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010My bloody foot hurts.
Damnit. I wanted to go to the gym.
My leg is still killing me
You should stick it in hot water.
We should form a cripple's club
I'll be putting some tiger balm on it later, might throw on some comfy trainers and go for a short walk and see how it holds up.
Daft Cow?
Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010
Don't put that tiger balm sh*t anywhere near Darren. Nearly killed him last time
Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010Quote: Super Nintendo Chalmers, Aug 2010Quote: Resident Death, Aug 2010My bloody foot hurts.
Damnit. I wanted to go to the gym.
My leg is still killing me
You should stick it in hot water.
We should form a cripple's club
I'll be putting some tiger balm on it later, might throw on some comfy trainers and go for a short walk and see how it holds up.
Don't put that tiger balm sh*t anywhere near Darren. Nearly killed him last time
1: M&S didn't have my preferred coffee in again, f*cking rats, had to go with Italian roast, it's just not the f*cking same 
2: Found a thin strip of blu-tak on a pair of my jeans, managed to get it off, but where I've got it off, the denim is slightly lighter, not really noticeable, but it is to me
3: Trying to break in a pair of my boots, the leather is like f*cking rock, which is good, as its good leather, but I'm having to wear them round the flat, with two pairs of socks on.
4: Looking for a shirt to wear out, not a generic check shirt, as that isn't my thing, maybe a chambray one, but I can't find anything I fancy.
5: It was nice outside today, but I was in work, and the aircon is making it f*cking freezing, so cold I was having to sit on my hands.
2: Found a thin strip of blu-tak on a pair of my jeans, managed to get it off, but where I've got it off, the denim is slightly lighter, not really noticeable, but it is to me
3: Trying to break in a pair of my boots, the leather is like f*cking rock, which is good, as its good leather, but I'm having to wear them round the flat, with two pairs of socks on.
4: Looking for a shirt to wear out, not a generic check shirt, as that isn't my thing, maybe a chambray one, but I can't find anything I fancy.
5: It was nice outside today, but I was in work, and the aircon is making it f*cking freezing, so cold I was having to sit on my hands.
That. ^
also, some sweaty scrotes swiped the anuses go-ped from outside her work/blokes place.
Pigs won;t even go and speak to her about it, said they would be there as soon as they could and never turned up. she rang them to see what was going on and they gave her some bullsh*t excuse.
CCTV shows four of them with hoods walked up, one sat on it while another booted it to break the steering lock.
i am really f*cking arsed off. why do people feel the need to f*ck with other peoples sh*t?
i've known her three years and this is the second time this has happened - the f*ckers took the first one from outside her house, cut the lock off it, wrecked it and dumped it - Then she had to pay something like £280 to get the thing back and scrap it after the pigs ignores her instruction not to recover it, as she'd get it herself.
it wasn't even worth what the insurance excess would have been she could have scrapped it and that would have been that, but no, they impounded it and charged her for it.
also, some sweaty scrotes swiped the anuses go-ped from outside her work/blokes place.
Pigs won;t even go and speak to her about it, said they would be there as soon as they could and never turned up. she rang them to see what was going on and they gave her some bullsh*t excuse.
CCTV shows four of them with hoods walked up, one sat on it while another booted it to break the steering lock.
i am really f*cking arsed off. why do people feel the need to f*ck with other peoples sh*t?
i've known her three years and this is the second time this has happened - the f*ckers took the first one from outside her house, cut the lock off it, wrecked it and dumped it - Then she had to pay something like £280 to get the thing back and scrap it after the pigs ignores her instruction not to recover it, as she'd get it herself.
it wasn't even worth what the insurance excess would have been she could have scrapped it and that would have been that, but no, they impounded it and charged her for it.
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EasyJet.
I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.
I have work tomorrow and I want to go home
I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.
I have work tomorrow and I want to go home
Marry me?
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
That's what I do when I travel with a discount airline. Argos do a rucksack that's small enough for hand luggage, but big enough for a week's worth of clothes
EasyJet.
I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.
I have work tomorrow and I want to go home
That's what I do when I travel with a discount airline. Argos do a rucksack that's small enough for hand luggage, but big enough for a week's worth of clothes
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Sept 2010
Oh please tell me you said you were sick of the motherfkking snakes on the motherfkking plane at some point.
EasyJet.
I had hoped that five and a half hours after arriving at Gatwick I would be home.
After some ridiculous "escaped reptile loose in the hold of the plane" drama, which is beyond ludicrous, I am considering only ever travelling with hand luggage.
I have work tomorrow and I want to go home
Oh please tell me you said you were sick of the motherfkking snakes on the motherfkking plane at some point.
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Sadly it was apparently some kind of lizard.
Marry me?
I trod on a f*cking plug.
Also, I wish the council would be on time with their letters regarding council tax- the only 2 letters I've received since moving have both been second reminders of the pay up within 2 days or pay everything in a week threatening variety.
Had they sent the f*cking letters, everything would have been paid on time.
Fingers crossed they actual get my letter with the direct debit details. Because I'm not going through all this hassle again.
They will also receive a letter of complaint about their own tardiness. F*ckers.
(Btw, I want my council tax to pay for pavements that don't squirt water up my legs. I am fed up with having wet shoes every time it rains)
Also, I wish the council would be on time with their letters regarding council tax- the only 2 letters I've received since moving have both been second reminders of the pay up within 2 days or pay everything in a week threatening variety.
Had they sent the f*cking letters, everything would have been paid on time.
Fingers crossed they actual get my letter with the direct debit details. Because I'm not going through all this hassle again.
They will also receive a letter of complaint about their own tardiness. F*ckers.
(Btw, I want my council tax to pay for pavements that don't squirt water up my legs. I am fed up with having wet shoes every time it rains
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Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess
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