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wombat

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3^rd Apr 2010 at 9:38 pm

Technically sexy.

I once had an embarrassing situation this time last Easter when I was waiting for the bus to take me to the train station so I could go home with all my stuff from university, and this guy drove up and said 'hey, do you want a lift?'.

All that ran through my head at this point was 'STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER' and I said 'no.. its alright mate' and looked up the hill to where I hoped the bus would be, which looked like I was ignoring him (which I suppose I was, hoping he'd go away).

The conversation continued. He said 'Mark.. hello? do you remember me?'

I shook my head and said the only thing I could, which was nothing. I just shrugged.

He said 'FINE' and drove off muttering to himself, obviously offended.

I still have no idea who it was.

Southern hemispherical rat boy

Organised Confusion

| 3,982 posts

3^rd Apr 2010 at 9:59 pm

There should be more sea shanties in the world.

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

3^rd Apr 2010 at 10:21 pm

Quote: Organised Confusion, Apr 2010

There should be more sea shanties in the world.

My favourite's either Sally Brown or South Australia.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

3^rd Apr 2010 at 11:07 pm

I aim to misbehave

I remember getting changed in the gym one day, this guy starts going "Alright, hows it going?" "Pretty empty in here today"... just general chit chat. Then after a few minutes he says "I hear you sold the Polo, how much did you get for it?"

I had no idea who the f*ck he was

This went on for 3 weeks. Every Sunday I met him in the gym and he'd come over to talk to me, and I had no idea who he was or how he knew me. But because we'd made small talk the first time, he thought I knew who he was.

Eventually found outhe was a friend of my sisters boyfriend, and we met at their wedding. I just couldn't remember.

Yeah, sucks though, and really awkward

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 1:15 am

been one of those nights where i will wake up tomorrow and want to die.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:09 am

Quote: wombat, Apr 2010

I once had an embarrassing situation this time last Easter when I was waiting for the bus to take me to the train station so I could go home with all my stuff from university, and this guy drove up and said 'hey, do you want a lift?'.

All that ran through my head at this point was 'STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER' and I said 'no.. its alright mate' and looked up the hill to where I hoped the bus would be, which looked like I was ignoring him (which I suppose I was, hoping he'd go away).

The conversation continued. He said 'Mark.. hello? do you remember me?'

I shook my head and said the only thing I could, which was nothing. I just shrugged.

He said 'FINE' and drove off muttering to himself, obviously offended.

I still have no idea who it was.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 3:16 pm

River Phoenix

(Aw, i wish i hadn't missed Points of View.)

[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]

Vel

| 23,203 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 7:30 pm

Marry me?

I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 7:34 pm

River Phoenix

She looks kind of aggressive; cool hat, though.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 7:45 pm

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010

I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 7:50 pm

Marry me?

Do women not have any ambitions any more?

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Delirium Tremens

| 1,875 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 7:53 pm

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010

Do women not have any ambitions any more?

She dont like arrogent people, dont like show off's, and dont like liers!

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 7:59 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010

Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

Her spelling reminds me of what VR used to be like years ago. Well, not that i remember what it was like but i know from reading old threads.

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 8:06 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

Her spelling reminds me of what VR used to be like years ago. Well, not that i remember what it was like but i know from reading old threads.

Her own personal website has now been taken down, but was even worse.
She also sold a totally made up story to Now magazine about her addiction to painkillers.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

Vel

| 23,203 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 8:08 pm

Marry me?

Ah, mine went on Gladiators.

How do these girls do these things?

You know what? I want ambitions/ to do something.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:02 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010
Quote: The Underwhelmed One, Apr 2010
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Apr 2010
I went to school with this lass.

When did the group I used to hang about with turn into ORANGE WH*RES?!

I went to school with This One (NSSW!)

Her spelling reminds me of what VR used to be like years ago. Well, not that i remember what it was like but i know from reading old threads.

Her own personal website has now been taken down, but was even worse.
She also sold a totally made up story to Now magazine about her addiction to painkillers.

Wow, that's scary.

Paula

| 4,556 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:23 pm

King of Knights

My head is killing me, I've managed to do a pitiful amount of work on my write ups and I don't know if I should eat something or not. Not happy

Albert Johanneson

| 14,477 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:30 pm

Outside-left

Have a sammich.

[http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs438.snc3/25193_348556035204_170119670204_3727016_3383762_n.jpg]

http://commodoredan.tumblr.com

Paula

| 4,556 posts

4^th Apr 2010 at 9:33 pm

King of Knights

That picture made me do a smile

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 12:00 am

one of my good friends is a glamour model/stripper with fake tan and platinum hair. she's also smarter than most people i know and doesn't sleep around. also i have no problem with women sleeping around.

just saying. >;o

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 10:07 am

Quote: pedobear, Apr 2010

one of my good friends is a glamour model/stripper with fake tan and platinum hair. she's also smarter than most people i know and doesn't sleep around. also i have no problem with women sleeping around.

just saying. >;o

My flatmate is bright blonde and fake tans constantly. Before she came to uni she had a boyfriend for about five years and he dumped her just before she started. Since I've lived with her for a good...18 months she hasn't been with a single guy and is only just maybe starting a relationship with someone who has been chasing her for ages. Just, you know, book, cover, judge.

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 10:17 am

River Phoenix

(Huh, that was weird. My laptop turned itself off and so did the TV. Then they came on again.)

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 10:26 am

I've got to stop reading about where I'm going on holiday; I want to go noooooooow! I'm even considering pre-emptively packing all the clothes I wont need until then

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 5:14 pm

greecegreecegreecegreecegreecegreecegreecegreecegreeccccceeeeeee

I want to go already, wake up somewhere and it actually be warm & nice goddamn weather when i go outside

Rarrrrghh... 6 & a half weeks...

*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 5:18 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Joan Jett, Apr 2010

That picture made me do a smile

i also thought it was funny.

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 5:23 pm

great..there are way, way less jobs to apply for now than there were when I was unemployed last time, and that lasted for a year

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 6:07 pm

Quote: Annie, Apr 2010

great..there are way, way less jobs to apply for now than there were when I was unemployed last time, and that lasted for a year

You're unemployed?

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 6:49 pm

I will be in 2 months

learrggh

| 5,670 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 6:59 pm

where are my keys.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 7:09 pm

Quote: Annie, Apr 2010

I will be in 2 months

oh no

why?

if you don't mind me asking of course, feel free to tell me to mind my own

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 7:23 pm

Why do people join my fan page on FB just to moan?

Vel

| 23,203 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 7:28 pm

Marry me?

Quote: Rufio, Apr 2010

Quote: pedobear, Apr 2010
one of my good friends is a glamour model/stripper with fake tan and platinum hair. she's also smarter than most people i know and doesn't sleep around. also i have no problem with women sleeping around.

just saying. >;o

My flatmate is bright blonde and fake tans constantly. Before she came to uni she had a boyfriend for about five years and he dumped her just before she started. Since I've lived with her for a good...18 months she hasn't been with a single guy and is only just maybe starting a relationship with someone who has been chasing her for ages. Just, you know, book, cover, judge.

I still know of her. And she is an orange wh*re. So, book-cover-summised.

Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 7:31 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010

Why do people join my fan page on FB just to moan?

Because they're jealous of your WIN.

Roxannie

| 12,431 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 7:50 pm

Quote: Rufio, Apr 2010

Quote: Annie, Apr 2010
I will be in 2 months

oh no
why?
if you don't mind me asking of course, feel free to tell me to mind my own

it was only ever going to be a 6 month contract, with no chance of getting it extended because they get more money if they employ lots of different people for 6 months at a time. So now I might end up claiming benefits for another 6 months until I qualify for the future jobs fund again and get another 6 month placement.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 8:06 pm

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
Why do people join my fan page on FB just to moan?

Because they're jealous of your WIN.

Obv, but people don't know its me

Rayanne Graff

| 76,001 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 8:13 pm

River Phoenix

Weird. Face Book is full of daft people, i s'pose.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 8:21 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010

Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
Why do people join my fan page on FB just to moan?

Because they're jealous of your WIN.

Obv, but people don't know its me

Yeah, just had a look at the page. Guy's an a*sehole. Complaining just for the sake of it. I say ban him. Guy wants to complain? Let him complain about being banned

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 8:32 pm

that snake is suck a f*cking flinch artist...

*burp*

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts

5^th Apr 2010 at 8:42 pm

Quote: Walter Sobchak, Apr 2010

Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
Quote: Rayanne Graff, Apr 2010
Quote: Ted 'Smooth' Bundy, Apr 2010
Why do people join my fan page on FB just to moan?

Because they're jealous of your WIN.

Obv, but people don't know its me

Yeah, just had a look at the page. Guy's an a*sehole. Complaining just for the sake of it. I say ban him. Guy wants to complain? Let him complain about being banned

I looked at his Twitter, that was it.

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Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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