6th May 2010 at 11:22 pm
Marry me?
7th May 2010 at 1:26 am
Outside-left
I've taken to telling him off and punching him in the arm (in a playful way, not a violent one. Although now that I think about it this could have been a stupid mistake on my part)
16th May 2010 at 2:23 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
17th May 2010 at 9:26 am
Marry me?
17th May 2010 at 10:02 am
Now our history is for sale....
Why are you being disciplined?
Good luck, in both accounts.
17th May 2010 at 1:36 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Lady Heather, May 2010Why are you being disciplined?
Good luck, in both accounts.
Maybe the cleaner found him with the hoover?
Naw seriously good luck wi that. I hate disciplinaries.
The chick sounds interested. Just ask her frankly
17th May 2010 at 1:42 pm
Quote: History For Sale, May 2010Where I come from that's caled doing your job properly. At the end of the day if the customer has update any info then its to both the customers and your employers benefit to make sure it is updated.Quote: Lady Heather, May 2010Why are you being disciplined?
Good luck, in both accounts.
Maybe the cleaner found him with the hoover?
Naw seriously good luck wi that. I hate disciplinaries.
The chick sounds interested. Just ask her frankly
Not that much really, all I've done is when someone has came through looking to add the breakdown cover onto their car insurance I've checked their car insurance policy for out-of-date information (like occupation etc) so if there are any changes to update the addition of the breakdown counts as a cross sale rather than just a normal breakdown sale. I haven't screwed the customer over, haven't got any more bonus or anything like that and the only advantage I've had is that it's helped me hit one slightly more focused target (cross sales) rather than a less heavily focused target (breakdown). Loads of people do it and I had absolutely no idea it was a big deal but it is, clearly.
She could be playing hard to get? Or perhaps just not fully sure what she wants yet. I know with myself, I tend to take my time about these things before rushing headlong into a relationship.
I'm not too sure what to do with the girl though as I've already told her how I feel and nothing has happened, she hasn't told me either way how she feels and frankly, it's starting to p*ss me off. We've even been out since and kissed again but still no sign either way. Is it me or is that a bit unfair on me? I mean, what else can I do, I've manned up and told her how I feel, surely the ball's in her court?!
17th May 2010 at 1:50 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
17th May 2010 at 9:19 pm
Marry me?
Re: my job - The problem is I haven't followed the correct procedure and ultimately they've got me by the knackers, however unfair it is. My only hope is their mercy and I get a warning and get put on some sort of 12 month disciplinary contract. I feel like walking out anyway as I'm one of the best reps there, 3 years of immaculate service clearly counts for nothing.
Re: the girl - Hopefully that's the case. To link the two together: weirdly, if I do lose my job I probably stand a much better chance with her as she had a disastrous 1 year relationship with this div at work and I think a major problem is the fact we work together and doesn't want to go through that again.
Sorry to lower the tone by the way, but oh my God, if I get into a situation where I'm going to have to have sex with this girl I think I might need some outside assistance; it's been 8 months and I'm fit to burst, plus she's literally fit as feck and ticks all my boxes on a staggering level. I might have to do a 'There's Something About Mary' beforehand tbqpfh.
17th May 2010 at 9:21 pm
17th May 2010 at 9:22 pm
Marry me?
17th May 2010 at 9:43 pm
17th May 2010 at 9:48 pm
King of Knights
Oh, wait, that shouldn't be funny should it.
17th May 2010 at 9:49 pm
17th May 2010 at 9:49 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Re: my job - The problem is I haven't followed the correct procedure and ultimately they've got me by the knackers, however unfair it is. My only hope is their mercy and I get a warning and get put on some sort of 12 month disciplinary contract. I feel like walking out anyway as I'm one of the best reps there, 3 years of immaculate service clearly counts for nothing.
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
17th May 2010 at 10:00 pm
Re: my job - The problem is I haven't followed the correct procedure and ultimately they've got me by the knackers, however unfair it is. My only hope is their mercy and I get a warning and get put on some sort of 12 month disciplinary contract. I feel like walking out anyway as I'm one of the best reps there, 3 years of immaculate service clearly counts for nothing.As Claire said, thats call centres.
20th May 2010 at 10:12 am
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
20th May 2010 at 11:39 pm
Quote: Abacus, May 2010Re: my job - The problem is I haven't followed the correct procedure and ultimately they've got me by the knackers, however unfair it is. My only hope is their mercy and I get a warning and get put on some sort of 12 month disciplinary contract. I feel like walking out anyway as I'm one of the best reps there, 3 years of immaculate service clearly counts for nothing.
Re: the girl - Hopefully that's the case. To link the two together: weirdly, if I do lose my job I probably stand a much better chance with her as she had a disastrous 1 year relationship with this div at work and I think a major problem is the fact we work together and doesn't want to go through that again.
Sorry to lower the tone by the way, but oh my God, if I get into a situation where I'm going to have to have sex with this girl I think I might need some outside assistance; it's been 8 months and I'm fit to burst, plus she's literally fit as feck and ticks all my boxes on a staggering level. I might have to do a 'There's Something About Mary' beforehand tbqpfh.
Nah, ask Joel. He's got a bigger... record
20th May 2010 at 11:43 pm
Soooo, went out with the girl again last night, went to a few pubs and then this indie club and by the time we got to the club we were extremely touchy feely; kissing, hugging etc and we basically would've looked like a couple to any outsider. She then wanted to go as she was feeling a bit worse for wear. We went outside and sat in a bus stop where she basically was just holding my hands and snuggling with me and I just couldn't stand it any longer; she knows how I feel, she knows what I want and she's still like that with me all night without talking to me about what she wants or commiting to giving it a go. I just loudly went "what the f*ck is this all about? This is f*cked!". I then had a moan, problem being I didn't say the things I wanted properly (I was quite drunk) for about 5 minutes but she just refused to talk to me about it, she just went silent until exclaiming she wanted to get her taxi and then we parted ways without her even saying goodbye properly.
I'm fed up with her, she's being really unfair. If you don't like me, or you don't know how you feel then please don't be like you were last night as, weirdly, I might jump to the conclusion you do like me and want something to happen. She even asked me at one point if if I did have a girlfriend who lived where she does (other end of Birmingham to me, basically) and I was moving in with her would I be prepared to move over by her or insist on her moving by me. I mean, wtf!? Say that sort of thing to a guy you know wants to be with you and he's going to think things. F*ck off.
And relax.
21st May 2010 at 11:30 am
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
21st May 2010 at 5:13 pm
Technically sexy.
21st May 2010 at 5:23 pm
Look at you, get your end away and you're freakin' Stifler!
You're right, of course, well, about the over-thinking bit, but I can't help it, Joel!
I've apologised for being cranky with her and we're on good, normal terms again, anyway.
21st May 2010 at 5:28 pm
Technically sexy.
21st May 2010 at 6:13 pm
Darren is most certainly not my god!
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.
22nd May 2010 at 11:12 am
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
22nd May 2010 at 11:56 pm
Marry me?
I honestly never looked at it from that angle but you're all right, particularly about the talking bit, I need to loosen up a bit...
31st May 2010 at 2:37 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
31st May 2010 at 2:38 pm
Marry me?
31st May 2010 at 2:42 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
31st May 2010 at 3:19 pm
Technically sexy.
31st May 2010 at 3:41 pm
Marry me?
I don't know, I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt. I think it's a fairly liberal hippy-ish Christian sub-section but I really couldn't say, it's not really a problem tbh, she was a really nice girl.
edit - Having looked at it a bit more it looks quite an accepting liberal form of Christian belief tbh, but my ignorance on matters of religion is beyond doubt
31st May 2010 at 3:45 pm
Went on a date last night and have another couple this week. If I'm technically single then why not? I still want girl from work but see no harm in dating, I'll be completely honest and open with the other girls and lead nobody on but I like the American style system of dating and meeting new girls; there's no obligation, if you get on then greta, if not, nobody's hurt.
The date last night was goodish, she was a really nice girl but I found out she's a Quaker and she made me pay for everything, which I have a problem with tbh. I would've offered but she actually said I should pay! I found that a bit rude! I'm no skint-flint but I may be unemployed this time next week!
31st May 2010 at 3:53 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Abacus, May 2010I don't know, I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt. I think it's a fairly liberal hippy-ish Christian sub-section but I really couldn't say, it's not really a problem tbh, she was a really nice girl.
edit - Having looked at it a bit more it looks quite an accepting liberal form of Christian belief tbh, but my ignorance on matters of religion is beyond doubt
I don't see why that would make you have to pay
31st May 2010 at 3:59 pm
Quote: Lady Heather, May 2010Quote: Abacus, May 2010I don't know, I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt. I think it's a fairly liberal hippy-ish Christian sub-section but I really couldn't say, it's not really a problem tbh, she was a really nice girl.
edit - Having looked at it a bit more it looks quite an accepting liberal form of Christian belief tbh, but my ignorance on matters of religion is beyond doubt
I don't see why that would make you have to pay
It was in no way related to her Quaker...ism, she was just a mooching b*tch like what Phil did say. She was also 30 minutes late. On reflection, she isn't getting a second date.
31st May 2010 at 4:04 pm
River Phoenix
I don't know, I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt. I think it's a fairly liberal hippy-ish Christian sub-section but I really couldn't say, it's not really a problem tbh, she was a really nice girl.
edit - Having looked at it a bit more it looks quite an accepting liberal form of Christian belief tbh, but my ignorance on matters of religion is beyond doubt
31st May 2010 at 4:08 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
Quote: Abacus, May 2010I don't know, I switched off for large periods of the conversation, mainly due to the fact there was a black midget in the restaraunt. I think it's a fairly liberal hippy-ish Christian sub-section but I really couldn't say, it's not really a problem tbh, she was a really nice girl.
edit - Having looked at it a bit more it looks quite an accepting liberal form of Christian belief tbh, but my ignorance on matters of religion is beyond doubt
Black midget? i didn't realise that Alex was prejudiced against short black people.
31st May 2010 at 5:21 pm
31st May 2010 at 5:47 pm
31st May 2010 at 6:09 pm
yeah, strongly disagree with how dating etiquette calls for girls to be scrounging hoes. also disagree with how frequently men 'insist'.I'll always offer, since it's the done/chivalrous/gentlmanly/insert favoroute word for
spending money on someone means nothing and shouldn't have anything to do with a 'date'.
for me it's halves or fo, i'm not gonna be paid for.
2nd Jun 2010 at 9:37 pm
Dismantling a person is sometimes necessary...
2nd Jun 2010 at 10:34 pm
King of Knights
2nd Jun 2010 at 11:12 pm
Daft Cow?
3rd Jun 2010 at 8:01 pm
Grog me.
they sit about in circles and speak when god moves them to, is my understanding.
They also used to be massive, murdering b*st*rds.
3rd Jun 2010 at 8:17 pm
Daft Cow?
Quote: LoonyPandora, Jun 2010I turned down Emma Watson because she smoked.
Ye what?
3rd Jun 2010 at 10:24 pm
Outside-left
Quote: Albert Johanneson, Jun 2010Quote: LoonyPandora, Jun 2010I turned down Emma Watson because she smoked.
Ye what?
Have I not told you my Emma Watson story? I'm surprised, it's one of my 10 interesting stories that I constantly repeat...
4th Jun 2010 at 12:45 am
Marry me?
Quote: Albert Johanneson, Jun 2010Quote: LoonyPandora, Jun 2010I turned down Emma Watson because she smoked.
Ye what?
Have I not told you my Emma Watson story? I'm surprised, it's one of my 10 interesting stories that I constantly repeat...
4th Jun 2010 at 10:13 am
Technically sexy.
Quote: wombat, May 2010they sit about in circles and speak when god moves them to, is my understanding.
They also used to be massive, murdering b*st*rds.
Those well known pacifists, aka, the religious society of friends?
I don't know what group you're thinking of but it's definitely not Quakers.
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