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Paula

| 4,556 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:33 pm

Paula - King of Knights

King of Knights

 
Quote:
Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?


It's only been done before

Paula

| 4,556 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:39 pm

Paula - King of Knights

King of Knights

 
Anyway, I was wanting to post something before I got distracted

I'm dreading tomorrow. I have to go to a Primary School and do a Workshop lesson thing for a bunch of six and seven year olds. Yes we've been practicing and it's gone well in rehearsal but I DON'T WANT TO GO. I hate kids

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:40 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote:
Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?


It's only been done before


God I hate the world sometimes....
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:41 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
*sneaks off before anyone notices him apologising*

Paula

| 4,556 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:42 pm

Paula - King of Knights

King of Knights

 
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote:
Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?


It's only been done before


God I hate the world sometimes....


Sorry *hugs*

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:42 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
*sigh*

this does not make me a bad person
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:44 pm

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Oh my.

i'm being HONOURED with the company of islay :O

she MUST be very bored tonight
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:46 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote:
Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?


It's only been done before


God I hate the world sometimes....


Sorry *hugs*


Forgiven. At least now if I ever see someone wearing one I'll get over the shock easier and be able to see how many I can blow up before they notice alot easier
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 9:13 pm

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Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
Oh my.

i'm being HONOURED with the company of islay :O

she MUST be very bored tonight


or not
*burp*

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 8:33 pm

Jimmy -

 
I know I should go out, but I don't particularly want to.

Also, my shoes arrived today so I'm mega happy, I no longer have to squeeze into size 13s!! And yes, I have ridiculously big clown feet.
I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 11:25 pm

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i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?
*burp*

Alec

| 1,347 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 11:39 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?


Some people prefer eating cute fluffy lamb as opposed to feathery ugly turkey.

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 11:43 pm

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?

The shepherds...

Claire

| 15,814 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 11:51 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?

The shepherds...


While sheeeeepherds washed their socks by night, all seated on the groundddd, the washer/dryer went berserk and alll of them werrrre drrrrrowwwwneeeed
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Alec

| 1,347 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 11:55 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Claire, Dec 2009
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?

The shepherds...


While sheeeeepherds washed their socks by night, all seated on the groundddd, the washer/dryer went berserk and alll of them werrrre drrrrrowwwwneeeed


No no no, it's:

While shepards washed their socks by night,
watching BBC Three,
and angel came from high above,
and changed to ITV.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 12:42 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Where's the tragedy in that, Alec? It's just no good. Especially since ITV is now ITV1. Carolfail!
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 11:33 am

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
...I thought Lady Gaga was a man?
Wife of the lovely Alice

Claire

| 15,814 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 12:45 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Pinga, Dec 2009
...I thought Lady Gaga was a man?


Totally.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 1:00 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
mostly woman.

if i gave you my lovin', would you take it?
if i opened my heart would you, turn the key?
'cause i knew from the start, baby - we could make it
we could make it together, you & me...
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 1:01 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Nah, blates a bloke in a wig.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 1:09 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
mostly woman... "now"

i want to harvest my bull on farmville, but i'm afraid of what i'll get...
*burp*

Claire

| 15,814 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 1:36 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Lololol bull harvest.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 2:02 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
ARTIFICIAL VAGINAS.


YOU HAVE TO PUT WARM WATER IN THEM SO THEY FEEL RIGHT FOR THE STUD MALE.

BUT NOT HOT WATER AS IT WILL BURN THEIR WINKIE AND YOU WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT IN FUTURE TO HARVEST HIS SEMEN.
*burp*

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 3:23 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
mostly woman... "now"


whenever I see her on anything I always find myself staring at her nose

the proof would be in the hands I guess....or the c*ck
Wife of the lovely Alice

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 3:51 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
Giouvetsi

also, she apparently has a penis, but sees herself as a woman from what i gathered.

it fell out at one of the festivals
*burp*

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 7:55 pm

 Πανδώρα -

 
hmm. I would very much like to change my name... Li li li... lo lo lo...
Meeeeeeeehhhhh...

But what do i change it to...
*burp*

wombat

| 8,154 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 8:57 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
That Modest Mouse album- we were dead before the ship even sank- is actually extremely good now I have the patience and speakers to listen to it.


Before anyone corrects me- I'm not sure what the actual name of the album is, as I am here and the case s over there



Edited by wombat Dec 2009
Southern hemispherical rat boy

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 9:08 pm

I Cunt Spell -

 
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
hmm. I would very much like to change my name... Li li li... lo lo lo...
Meeeeeeeehhhhh...

But what do i change it to...


Vote Joe is a popular one at the minute.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 9:49 pm

I Cunt Spell -

 
Stricly Come Dancing genuinely makes me feel better.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 10:03 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
FFS this Mr. Eleven looked cool and it's f*cking not.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Alec

| 1,347 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 12:12 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
I love you Castlevania: Symphony of The Night.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 12:53 pm

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wait... wha?

do i want to borrow anything? :S

for a christmas dinner ina a BOGOF pub... do i need to borrow anything "i meant like shoes, bags, tops..."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT?!?

am i missing something here? are you expected to get dressed up for these things?
why would i need a bag?
it's cold, i want to wear trainiers so my feet don;t freeze thx
*burp*

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 4:36 pm

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half an hour past the time i was told to be ready for & i'm still sat on the the bottom landing waiting for thd car
*burp*

Puffalump

| 22,943 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 5:40 pm

Puffalump - Because cake is happiness

Because cake is happiness

 
there's definitely something wrong with me I've not even had my advent chocolate
Wife of the lovely Alice

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 6:51 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Pro-ana websites. WTF.

Some woman is like "I'm fasting for a week", and gets 64 comments on her post. Every single one of them says "me too! With you to the bones! We can do it! XOXO" etc.

Oh god.

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 9:46 pm

I Cunt Spell -

 
Why is the name Greg Oilpant so funny?

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 10:00 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009
Why is the name Greg Oilpant so funny?


hehehe
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 10:02 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Signing into the gym this morning, I started laughing because of the name in front of mine.

C Ward
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 11:01 pm

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Signing into the gym this morning, I started laughing because of the name in front of mine.

C Ward


I laughed at the word "lump" before

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


14th Dec 2009 at 12:00 pm

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oh for f*cks sake, will you pay some attention to me, rather than f*cking dancing around him?
I don't really want to go to leeds today.
THE BUS TAKES AN GODDAMN HOUR. to be fair, i was going over there with you so you didn't get f*cking lost, i can't actually remember what the sh*t i needed to buy from there, i don't particularly want to go drinking today, or meet your bloke with four, FOUR kids, where his eldest (14) is in juvy for knifeing someone.

I also have to be back at some point today to go to the pictures with em, mam, her bloke & watch him have a hissy fit before we even get there, because that's just the way he is



*burp*

I Cunt Spell

| 4,650 posts


14th Dec 2009 at 8:44 pm

I Cunt Spell -

 
Quote: Snoop, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Signing into the gym this morning, I started laughing because of the name in front of mine.

C Ward


I laughed at the word "lump" before


I can't go past a bait and 'tackle' shop without laughing.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


14th Dec 2009 at 9:37 pm

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f*ckin'santaf*ckin'santaf*ckin'santaf*ckin'santa...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 12:50 am

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newton faulkner looks nothing like i thought he would...
*burp*

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 12:53 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Last episode of Dexter == F*CKING WIN.

Pope of Chilli Town

| 12,089 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 12:54 am

Pope of Chilli Town -

 
Quote: mr. lisa, Dec 2009
newton faulkner looks nothing like i thought he would...


Yup, he looks like an even bigger c*nt than you imagined. White folk with dreadlocks should be taken outside, sheared, then shot.

Jimmy

| 4,271 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 4:28 am

Jimmy -

 
That gig was mental. The funniest part was two people fighting over a shoe both shouting "That's my shoe!" when clearly they were both already wearing shoes. Kids these days...
I like Jesus but he loves me so it's awkward.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 10:32 am

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
What the F*CK is wrong with me atm? I'm jittery, energised, filled with adrenaline, won't shut up, quite want to do something exceptionally stupid, probably will do something exceptionally stupid, don't even CARE and I am just so excitable.

It would do my head in, except I seem to have lost my negativity in the past few weeks.

I'm sure I'm annoying everyone, because I'm annoying myself and I'd say sorry, but at the moment, I just don't care because I want to actually DO something. I just don't know what. Adventure sounds good, but like f*ck you'll get that in Manchester.

I don't have a linear thought process. I never have. Hmm.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Carpet Remnant

| 11,715 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 10:35 am

Carpet Remnant -

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
What the F*CK is wrong with me atm? I'm jittery, energised, filled with adrenaline, won't shut up, quite want to do something exceptionally stupid, probably will do something exceptionally stupid, don't even CARE and I am just so excitable.

It would do my head in, except I seem to have lost my negativity in the past few weeks.

I'm sure I'm annoying everyone, because I'm annoying myself and I'd say sorry, but at the moment, I just don't care because I want to actually DO something. I just don't know what. Adventure sounds good, but like f*ck you'll get that in Manchester.

I don't have a linear thought process. I never have. Hmm.

I like it when Alice is in a good mood

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 10:37 am

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Oh it happens so rarely these days.

But I think I've reverted back to being 17. Least it feels like it.

Has it been that long? It probably has.


Who's for dressing up? I REALLY want to dress up.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

The Underwhelmed One

| 7,111 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 10:55 am

 
Quote: Lisbeth Salander, Dec 2009
Oh it happens so rarely these days.

But I think I've reverted back to being 17. Least it feels like it.

Has it been that long? It probably has.


Who's for dressing up? I REALLY want to dress up.


Dress up, how? Animal, vegetable, mineral or fancy?
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.


 
 
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