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Dinglebutt

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:40 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote:
Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?


It's only been done before


God I hate the world sometimes....
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Snowflake

| 11,898 posts


10th Dec 2009 at 8:42 pm

Snowflake - Lady Lobschter

Lady Lobschter

 
*sigh*

this does not make me a bad person
self-confessed spamaholic

about as useful as trying to put the pin back in the grenade

Me and Matt - King and Queen lobster spam team!!

Πανδώρα

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:44 pm

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Oh my.

i'm being HONOURED with the company of islay :O

she MUST be very bored tonight
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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10th Dec 2009 at 8:46 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote: Turd Ferguson, Dec 2009
Quote: Kitten Heart, Dec 2009
Quote:
Obviously. Why bother bringing your own condoms when she probably has a dress made out of them?


It's only been done before


God I hate the world sometimes....


Sorry *hugs*


Forgiven. At least now if I ever see someone wearing one I'll get over the shock easier and be able to see how many I can blow up before they notice alot easier
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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10th Dec 2009 at 9:13 pm

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Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
Oh my.

i'm being HONOURED with the company of islay :O

she MUST be very bored tonight


or not
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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11th Dec 2009 at 11:25 pm

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i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?
*burp*

Alec

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11th Dec 2009 at 11:39 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?


Some people prefer eating cute fluffy lamb as opposed to feathery ugly turkey.

Alec

| 1,347 posts


11th Dec 2009 at 11:55 pm

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
Quote: Claire, Dec 2009
Quote: Kid A, Dec 2009
Quote: I.R. baboon, Dec 2009
i just bought a lamb on farmville...

what the hell does a lamb have to do with christmas?

The shepherds...


While sheeeeepherds washed their socks by night, all seated on the groundddd, the washer/dryer went berserk and alll of them werrrre drrrrrowwwwneeeed


No no no, it's:

While shepards washed their socks by night,
watching BBC Three,
and angel came from high above,
and changed to ITV.

Πανδώρα

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12th Dec 2009 at 1:00 pm

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mostly woman.

if i gave you my lovin', would you take it?
if i opened my heart would you, turn the key?
'cause i knew from the start, baby - we could make it
we could make it together, you & me...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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12th Dec 2009 at 1:09 pm

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mostly woman... "now"

i want to harvest my bull on farmville, but i'm afraid of what i'll get...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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12th Dec 2009 at 2:02 pm

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ARTIFICIAL VAGINAS.


YOU HAVE TO PUT WARM WATER IN THEM SO THEY FEEL RIGHT FOR THE STUD MALE.

BUT NOT HOT WATER AS IT WILL BURN THEIR WINKIE AND YOU WILL FIND IT DIFFICULT IN FUTURE TO HARVEST HIS SEMEN.
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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12th Dec 2009 at 3:51 pm

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Giouvetsi

also, she apparently has a penis, but sees herself as a woman from what i gathered.

it fell out at one of the festivals
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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12th Dec 2009 at 7:55 pm

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hmm. I would very much like to change my name... Li li li... lo lo lo...
Meeeeeeeehhhhh...

But what do i change it to...
*burp*

wombat

| 8,154 posts


12th Dec 2009 at 8:57 pm

wombat - Technically sexy.

Technically sexy.

 
That Modest Mouse album- we were dead before the ship even sank- is actually extremely good now I have the patience and speakers to listen to it.


Before anyone corrects me- I'm not sure what the actual name of the album is, as I am here and the case s over there



Edited by wombat Dec 2009
Southern hemispherical rat boy

Alec

| 1,347 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 12:12 am

Alec - Bing Bong Changes

Bing Bong Changes

 
I love you Castlevania: Symphony of The Night.

Πανδώρα

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13th Dec 2009 at 12:53 pm

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wait... wha?

do i want to borrow anything? :S

for a christmas dinner ina a BOGOF pub... do i need to borrow anything "i meant like shoes, bags, tops..."

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT?!?

am i missing something here? are you expected to get dressed up for these things?
why would i need a bag?
it's cold, i want to wear trainiers so my feet don;t freeze thx
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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13th Dec 2009 at 4:36 pm

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half an hour past the time i was told to be ready for & i'm still sat on the the bottom landing waiting for thd car
*burp*

Jingle

| 4,578 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 6:51 pm

Jingle - WOO-HAH!

WOO-HAH!

 
Pro-ana websites. WTF.

Some woman is like "I'm fasting for a week", and gets 64 comments on her post. Every single one of them says "me too! With you to the bones! We can do it! XOXO" etc.

Oh god.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 10:00 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Quote: Mrs Scruff, Dec 2009
Why is the name Greg Oilpant so funny?


hehehe
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


13th Dec 2009 at 10:02 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Signing into the gym this morning, I started laughing because of the name in front of mine.

C Ward
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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14th Dec 2009 at 12:00 pm

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oh for f*cks sake, will you pay some attention to me, rather than f*cking dancing around him?
I don't really want to go to leeds today.
THE BUS TAKES AN GODDAMN HOUR. to be fair, i was going over there with you so you didn't get f*cking lost, i can't actually remember what the sh*t i needed to buy from there, i don't particularly want to go drinking today, or meet your bloke with four, FOUR kids, where his eldest (14) is in juvy for knifeing someone.

I also have to be back at some point today to go to the pictures with em, mam, her bloke & watch him have a hissy fit before we even get there, because that's just the way he is



*burp*

Πανδώρα

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14th Dec 2009 at 9:37 pm

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f*ckin'santaf*ckin'santaf*ckin'santaf*ckin'santa...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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15th Dec 2009 at 12:50 am

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newton faulkner looks nothing like i thought he would...
*burp*

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts


15th Dec 2009 at 12:53 am

LoonyPandora - Daft Cow?

Daft Cow?

 
Last episode of Dexter == F*CKING WIN.


 
 
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