Things that make you p*ss yourself laughing

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Dinglebutt

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16th May 2013 at 3:05 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Dougal's doing a funeral?

YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?


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(real picture from a town near where I live. No word on if coffin was occupied or not)
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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17th May 2013 at 1:05 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
(A couple of weeks ago, the fiancé told me about something that happened when he was little. He was at home and one of his friends was also there. They both wanted a drink so the fiancé poured the last bits of milk from a carton into two glasses. Then he got another carton and put some more milk into the glasses. His friend said You're not supposed to do that. The fiancé said Why? and his friend said Because it's from a different cow.

Also a couple of weeks ago, i read a Cracked article and it included the phrase "... the worst thing to happen in England since robbie williams..." Wow.)

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jun 2013
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Rayanne Graff

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2nd Jun 2013 at 2:39 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i'm wearing a T-shirt that has a wolf and a moon on it. It has Call of the wild written on it. A couple of hours ago, the fiancé noticed my T-shirt and said oscar!. That's the second bad oscar wilde joke he's told. The first was in 1996.

Also, my mother liked elton john. She was drunk most of the time, though.
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Rayanne Graff

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2nd Jun 2013 at 2:51 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
My mother was in cliff richard's fan club when she was a teenager. And when my family went on holiday, we used to sing summer holiday.
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Rayanne Graff

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4th Jun 2013 at 6:21 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

Rayanne Graff

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27th Jun 2013 at 1:45 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Cool, that prize was started in the year i was born.
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Dinglebutt

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2nd Sept 2013 at 2:44 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
This guy made his own electric guitar

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Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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14th Sept 2013 at 4:20 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Here's a funny library site.

Link
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Rayanne Graff

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24th Sept 2013 at 9:21 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

Rayanne Graff

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11th Oct 2013 at 8:16 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

Rayanne Graff

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13th Nov 2013 at 3:46 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Today, i went to Chepstow with the fiancé. While we were there, i went in WH Smith and looked at some books that were placed in chart order. i noticed that a book by jordan * was next to a Joanna Trollope book.

* Or katie price, as she now seems to like calling herself.
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Rayanne Graff

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3rd Dec 2013 at 3:30 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
On another site that I post on, some bot that's trying to sell essays, keeps making posts and threads. One of the threads is called Type My Essay On Brothels For Me. Who the heck writes essays about brothels?
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Rayanne Graff

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5th Jan 2014 at 5:12 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Yesterday, I realised that the word co-anchor sounds a bit like w*nker.
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Rayanne Graff

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23rd Jan 2014 at 9:54 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

Dinglebutt

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3rd Mar 2014 at 4:01 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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14th Mar 2014 at 12:54 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
On the 7th of February, Marc and I watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory and we were both bemused by Penny and Leonard watching a documentary about dams.
So I said: I like documentaries but I prefer ones that are about sects.
Marc misheard what I said. So then I explained that I meant S-E-C-T-S.

Also, I phoned Marc yesterday and put on a deep voice. Then I said Is Dave there?.
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Rayanne Graff

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6th Jul 2014 at 1:57 pm

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River Phoenix

 

Rayanne Graff

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7th Aug 2014 at 9:18 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
You're so modest, Stu.
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Rayanne Graff

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7th Aug 2014 at 9:50 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
I think Ellis was before my time as well but I have heard of her.
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Rayanne Graff

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13th Aug 2014 at 9:37 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 

Rayanne Graff

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14th Aug 2014 at 7:40 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i hadn't heard of it until a few days ago.
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PsyPo

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14th Aug 2014 at 8:21 pm

PsyPo - The original potato.

The original potato.

 


"Well that takes the biscuit or the crisps at least."

Completely lost it.
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Lianne

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14th Aug 2014 at 9:52 pm

 
Dads army.

Gotten Abbs into it

Rayanne Graff

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16th Aug 2014 at 8:05 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Yesterday evening, Marc and i were watching the athletics. Well, he was watching it, anyroad.

The Dutch National Anthem was played and Marc said that he thought it sounded northern. So he started talking in a northern accent and he said something like And Arkwright is going to have some smacks and barmcakes.
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Dinglebutt

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21st Aug 2014 at 3:41 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
My phone number is similar to some guy who does caricatures of people. Over the years, I occasionally get calls asking me for prices etc.

Today, I got a message on Whatsapp with some photos of a guy (a policeman), and a message asking me to draw him wearing sunglasses, running shorts and runners, a door with Incident Room written on it, paperwork & books on a desk, and holding a bag of fruit. I'm not the guy who does the caricatures, but I could use the money so I gave it a shot

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She hasn't responded yet
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Jewbacca

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21st Aug 2014 at 4:21 pm

Jewbacca -

 
Please keep us apprised
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Rayanne Graff

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2nd Sept 2014 at 5:35 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Yesterday, i said to Marc: i like words that begin with p, like pulchritudinous. Except i ended up saying pies instead of p.
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