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Rayanne Graff

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19^th Mar 2012 at 1:14 pm

River Phoenix

Quote: the doc, Mar 2012

Having had all of three cocktails last night, Ania came home and barfed up half a gallon.

She woke me up at eight o'clock this morning with, mooooooo? I don't feel very well. My stomach hurts and I feel sick and my mouth is dry and my eyes are sore. And I was just like, yes dear, it's called a hangover. This is how I feel every weekend.

Maybe not funny to you lot but I thought it was unbelievably cute.

Maybe i'll never understand the point of drinking; it sounds like too much hassle.

Anyroad, i was out with the fiancé today and i saw a plumbing van. It mentioned various services and included a phrase that made me feel bemused but not like kissing myself laughing. * The phrase was lady plumbers; i think it sounds quaint.

* Just like on page 11.

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Dinglebutt

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20^th Mar 2012 at 11:22 am

I aim to misbehave

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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20^th Mar 2012 at 11:37 am

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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20^th Mar 2012 at 11:51 am

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Hands down the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Was literally in tears laughing for about 10 minutes

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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20^th Mar 2012 at 2:29 pm

I aim to misbehave

Batman could beat Omar Little in a fight.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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20^th Mar 2012 at 2:37 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Gob, Mar 2012

Quote: Penn, Mar 2012
Batman could beat Omar Little in a fight.

They'd probably end up having really fruity gay sex with Wayne cracking one liners all the way.

"Some days I just can't get it into your bum"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Mar 2012 at 8:39 pm

River Phoenix

Herding

Rayanne Graff

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9^th Apr 2012 at 3:58 pm

River Phoenix

i think whoever wrote that is mean to trees.

Dinglebutt

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16^th May 2012 at 9:23 pm

I aim to misbehave

Kate: Well, how do I look?
Oswald: On the Oswald Scale, I'd say you're a .... 6
Kate: A 6?!
Drew: No, that's good. The Oswald Scale only goes up to 6
Oswald: Yeah. And it starts at 3.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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23^rd May 2012 at 2:07 pm

I aim to misbehave

My boss on the phone:

"So where's your honeymoon?..... No, wait..... I mean..... Who is your solicitor?"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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24^th May 2012 at 7:38 pm

River Phoenix

Inappropriate playgrounds

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25^th May 2012 at 1:20 am

Well that just depends where you are... Prostitution itself isn't illegal in the UK, just kerb crawling and loitering in a public place to arrange it, pimping or running a brothel or such and such will all get you nicked, but sex for money... that's just fine & dandy.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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25^th May 2012 at 8:16 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Hare, May 2012

Well that just depends where you are... Prostitution itself isn't illegal in the UK, just kerb crawling and loitering in a public place to arrange it, pimping or running a brothel or such and such will all get you nicked, but sex for money... that's just fine & dandy.

*books flights to England*

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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25^th May 2012 at 10:01 am

I aim to misbehave

Quote: Jimmy, May 2012

There's no need Barry! I think it's the same in Ireland. Basically you can prostitute away as long as it's in private and no brothels, pimps, priests, kerbs, crawling, children, and any form of beast I'd imagine, are involved.

Cool, cos I need the money.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

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26^th May 2012 at 1:33 am

Quote: Anniemal, May 2012

sounds like somebody's been doing her research

It's always an option

Of course, it'd be more likely people would pay me not to sleep with them, but just so long as i get paid

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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28^th May 2012 at 11:40 am

I aim to misbehave

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29^th May 2012 at 10:02 am

River Phoenix

i watched the "celebrity" version of Come Dine With Me on Sunday. When Kerry Katona first appeared, she was introduced as a singer. i thought it was funny as that isn't what she's most famous for.

Rayanne Graff

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31^st May 2012 at 2:38 pm

River Phoenix

i don't think i've heard of that before. So it's not like when you made a thread about the Darwin Awards in 2010.

Rayanne Graff

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31^st May 2012 at 2:48 pm

River Phoenix

Great minds think alike, eh?

Rayanne Graff

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 9:38 am

River Phoenix

Product names

Town names

Rayanne Graff

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 9:51 pm

River Phoenix

My love

Rayanne Graff

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2^nd Jun 2012 at 9:58 pm

River Phoenix

Painful to read

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Jun 2012 at 11:29 am

River Phoenix

Video

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Jun 2012 at 1:45 pm

River Phoenix

Swastika flowers

Flag

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Jun 2012 at 9:50 pm

River Phoenix

As far as i know, it is.

Edit: i guess it could be faked, though. It's not something i know much about.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Jun 2012

Rayanne Graff

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8^th Jun 2012 at 12:54 pm

River Phoenix

35 puns

26 pictures

Rayanne Graff

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9^th Jun 2012 at 10:09 pm

River Phoenix

Nickelback

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Jun 2012 at 5:05 pm

River Phoenix

hitler

Stabbing hunchbacks

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Jun 2012 at 6:24 pm

River Phoenix

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