Things that make you p*ss yourself laughing

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Rayanne Graff

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24th May 2012 at 7:38 pm

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25th May 2012 at 1:20 am

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Well that just depends where you are... Prostitution itself isn't illegal in the UK, just kerb crawling and loitering in a public place to arrange it, pimping or running a brothel or such and such will all get you nicked, but sex for money... that's just fine & dandy.

*burp*

Dinglebutt

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25th May 2012 at 8:16 am

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Quote: Hare, May 2012
Well that just depends where you are... Prostitution itself isn't illegal in the UK, just kerb crawling and loitering in a public place to arrange it, pimping or running a brothel or such and such will all get you nicked, but sex for money... that's just fine & dandy.



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Dinglebutt

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25th May 2012 at 10:01 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

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Quote: Jimmy, May 2012
There's no need Barry! I think it's the same in Ireland. Basically you can prostitute away as long as it's in private and no brothels, pimps, priests, kerbs, crawling, children, and any form of beast I'd imagine, are involved.


Cool, cos I need the money.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

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26th May 2012 at 1:33 am

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Quote: Anniemal, May 2012
sounds like somebody's been doing her research


It's always an option

Of course, it'd be more likely people would pay me not to sleep with them, but just so long as i get paid
*burp*

Dinglebutt

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28th May 2012 at 11:40 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

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Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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29th May 2012 at 10:02 am

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i watched the "celebrity" version of Come Dine With Me on Sunday. When Kerry Katona first appeared, she was introduced as a singer. i thought it was funny as that isn't what she's most famous for.
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*


 
 
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