Introduce Yourself To VR! (New Members Post Here)

Quote: Πανδώρα, Jul 2012

Well hi there
and welcome

it's been a while since we've had some fresh meat around here
enjoy your stay

and just remember - the wallpaper is there to be looked at, it's not for touchin'

or tastin' for that matter...

Lisa...Lisa...Liseylis'...urm, look...when you mention meat and touchin' and tastin' in the same post...well that's not how you say hello to someone unless you are in a very specific profession. They just end up exploding in a sensual frenzy...WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

Hello, person whose name I have already forgotten due to the extent of this ramble. Don't take this personally. I recall that your name has something to do with food but that could just be because you were talking about pies.

Pretzel! Pretzel, that's it. Hello Laurence, I hope you've brought pretzels, that will help.

Erm. Please don't leave.