Introduce Yourself To VR! (New Members Post Here)

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lozmanpretzel

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1st Jul 2012 at 11:39 pm

 
Hi everybody. My name is Laurence, aka The Lozman. I'm 22 years old and live in South Wales.

And by the way, pretend tai-chi is way more fun than pretend kung fu!

Πανδώρα

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1st Jul 2012 at 11:57 pm

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Well hi there
and welcome

it's been a while since we've had some fresh meat around here
enjoy your stay

and just remember - the wallpaper is there to be looked at, it's not for touchin'

or tastin' for that matter...
*burp*

Rayanne Graff

| 75,123 posts


3rd Jul 2012 at 11:42 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Welcome, Laurence.
*[http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/549604.jpg]*

Πανδώρα

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3rd Jul 2012 at 5:56 pm

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Quote: Claire, Jul 2012
Quote: Πανδώρα, Jul 2012
Well hi there
and welcome

it's been a while since we've had some fresh meat around here
enjoy your stay

and just remember - the wallpaper is there to be looked at, it's not for touchin'

or tastin' for that matter...


Lisa...Lisa...Liseylis'...urm, look...when you mention meat and touchin' and tastin' in the same post...well that's not how you say hello to someone unless you are in a very specific profession. They just end up exploding in a sensual frenzy...WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

Hello, person whose name I have already forgotten due to the extent of this ramble. Don't take this personally. I recall that your name has something to do with food but that could just be because you were talking about pies.
Pretzel! Pretzel, that's it. Hello Laurence, I hope you've brought pretzels, that will help.


Erm. Please don't leave.


We have?
I forget... Was that the same day we spoke about not lifting my shirt whenever there's a "flashing warning" on the Tv?

Cause... That i still do too...
*burp*

Πανδώρα

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3rd Jul 2012 at 10:44 pm

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Why would he?

He's a very cruel man, Claire.

Possibly the most evil man ever to grace the floor of the Look North studios.

he wants people to see. he wants them to become incredibly sick at the sight.
I'm sorry to be the one who has to tell you this, but alas, it is true.


Nipples of doom.
*burp*

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4th Jul 2012 at 10:52 pm

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here they are in the form of an onion ring

[http://a1.img.mobypicture.com/e5aff9932839c7f84d8d7735b4607982_view.jpg]


*burp*

Πανδώρα

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6th Jul 2012 at 10:45 pm

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Did it work?
*burp*


 
 
Πανδώρα: Beep beep. Its Tuesday.
Πανδώρα: It might be Wednesday by now. Not sure.
EvilTongs: It's definitely a day of some sort
Dinglebutt: Wednesday.... *takes long drag of cigarette*.... Now that's a name I've not heard in many a year.....
Claire: Pals and pals, it is FNSIC again tomorrow, please let me know if you need the details.
Πανδώρα: Testicle.
Claire: Hi guys, I’m Tess Ticle and welcome to my TED talk
Lucozade Lover: Activity in 2020? Hooray, nice to see VR life.
Claire: I’d not go that far...a lovely lovely zombie perhaps
EvilTongs: It was bizarre how a group of us spontaneously returned when the pandemic stuff kicked off.
Vel: Bizarre or playing the long game? Hmmm, Mr Tongs?
Bellatrixa: I'm just here to reset my password and go about my business, trying not to cringe too much at how I was affected by the abusive f*ckwit I was living with towards the end of my time on this site.
Πανδώρα: AAAARRRGHHH. That is all.
Claire: Lisa I love Lisa, kindest regards to Lisaaaaa
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Eating Jaffa Cakes thinking about WLW...
Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.
IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

 

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