Which BB contestant are you most like?

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Captain Spiky

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14th Jun 2005 at 10:23 am

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble


I'm really having second thoughts about my being-like-Derek-ness... Even I'm not that anally retentive. Does he even have a sense of humour?

It was funny watching him talk to Science last night. Does anybody have a clue what the hell he was going on about??

Maxwell (to my surprise) is growing on me more and more. At this stage I definitely think he's the favourite to win. Who can resist that cheeky grin? He's off the hook. Whatever that means.
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Albi The Racist Dragon

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14th Jun 2005 at 2:53 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

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Maxwell (to my surprise) is growing on me more and more.


Albi The Racist Dragon

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14th Jun 2005 at 6:24 pm

Albi The Racist Dragon -

"Is it just me, or is there something about young, over-confident male idiots that makes you want to smack the entire world in the mouth? I'm asking this because I've just discovered bookies are offering odds of 5-1 for Maxwell to win this year's Big Brother.
This depresses and baffles me in equal measure. The man's a goon, a berk, a gurgling bore, a ham-eyed poltroon and a great big swaggering chump. There are only two things in life he passionately cares about: whether Arsenal win and whether Saskia (who could pass for Giant Haystacks' sister on a dark night) wants to blow him. If I ran the country, people like that would be chemically neutered the moment they learned to rut.
Worse still, I've heard people describe him as 'really funny'. He may well seem 'funny', but only if you compare him to say, Roberto, who just lopes around gruffly moaning about coffee. Maxwell's the sort of person who openly breaks wind and then makes a trumpet noise with his mouth to underline how hilarious it was, for God's sake."

I love Charlie Brooker. In the same article he also says "If Anthony ever contracts pubic lice I'd like to shake every single one of them individually by the hand (provided they'd washed them first, obviously)" and "Listening to Craig's voice is like lying in your own coffin, hearing rainwater seep through the cracks."



| 8 posts

29th Jun 2005 at 7:59 pm

Stalin_The_Great - pardon??


would you really what to be like them??? they all scare me with their shouting and arguing!!!

*hides in corner*
grrrrr ye sahll all be purdged........


| 18 posts

5th Jul 2005 at 5:15 pm

Li_Li - I Love The Vegetable Revolution!

I Love The Vegetable Revolution!

They are all non entities!
But I like the way Derek comforts the housemates in times of trouble! ( I hope he wins)
I would KILL , to look like Saskia! ( Even though she has a thick neck & too huge boobs )

Rayanne Graff

| 75,122 posts

19th Jul 2005 at 10:29 am

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

I don't like Big Brother much... I only watch it because Marc watches it... I'm like Mary. I have mad staring eyes.

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