nos-tal-gia

#0101982


ahhh i can't believe you guys are still using this. my gods.

i remember back in the days of fluffy and when vr was red and green
and when all we had for a shoutbox was the incredibly cool
coughslowcough message system of yahoo groups. oh i remember it like
it was yesterday. no emoticons or fancy refresh buttons for us lot
back then, golly no. and did we care? did we whinge? did we moan?
NO!
because that's how it was back then!
you ate lard on your toast and road around free-wheelign on your
broken bicycle into the dark hours and there WAS none of this
internet crap let alone computers, god no, and obesity? hell no! we
was all skinny litte b*ggers in them days, what wi' roein in the
fields all day and walkin the dog four times a month n makin fresh
broth/stew/warburtons bread cakes oh god aye THEM were the days
WEREN'T they martha, eh they WAS.

none o this fancy shoutbox melarky then. oh no. t'was all buttered
scones n greasy fryin pans, that's worrit was.

now you kids don't have NO idea o' 'ow easy ya gots it. by gum. NO
idea woss-o-eva.
eh marfa pu' me 'eef back in fer me, ive spa' em ou'....
eh henreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i'm doin me knittin!!!!
*droolin n cussin begins*
why i 'unno why i marrie' you!!!!!!!
....
ahhhhhhh.