Best Epitaphs..possibly NSSW

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Dissimulation

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24th Feb 2005 at 1:20 am

Dissimulation -

 
Also, what do you think is the greatest light-hearted epitaphs of all time? It could be one you've seen in a cemetary, heard about or even written yourself.

Also, feel free to use this thread as a write your own funny epitaph workshop. I need some cheering up at the moment, so the more morbid or distasteful the better.

Jewbacca

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24th Feb 2005 at 1:15 pm

Jewbacca -

 
the 1st and 5th are okay, i dont find the others funny
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

John Cage Bubblegum

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24th Feb 2005 at 1:17 pm

John Cage Bubblegum -

 
"I'd rather be here than Grimsby" is another good'un.
Peter Kenyon has a medal

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts


24th Feb 2005 at 2:19 pm

Chris Kamara -

 
Quote: Samurai_Hedgehog_
"I'd rather be here than Grimsby" is another good'un.



If that was in the list i'd vote for it.

Animal

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24th Feb 2005 at 5:17 pm

Animal -

 
Theres always the classic 'If you can read this, you're stood on me, you f*ck!'
http://www.dasburros.com

The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little rabbits and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.

Cycling Antics

I Cunt Spell

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24th Feb 2005 at 7:40 pm

I Cunt Spell -

 
I dont understand the neighbours one.

Roxannie

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24th Feb 2005 at 7:59 pm

Roxannie -

 
i think "this is the wrong grave" would be a good one

Tobias Fünke

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24th Feb 2005 at 11:10 pm

Tobias Fünke - I blue myself.

I blue myself.

 
Mel 'Man of a thousand voices' Blanc's is hard to beat. 'That's All Folks!'
Analrapist.

Dissimulation

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25th Feb 2005 at 1:35 am

Dissimulation -

 
It was a typo. should've said Hey, at least the neighbours are quieter. I like the Grimsby one. I'm going there on saturday, worst luck. Still, I've been to Swansea too and I wouldn't say that place is much better.

Emgem37

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25th Feb 2005 at 1:42 pm

Emgem37 -

 
I only laughed inside at the first one.

Lucozade Lover

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26th Feb 2005 at 1:21 pm

Lucozade Lover -

 
I found the first one the funniest definitely.

Obelisk the Tormentor

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18th Mar 2005 at 1:54 am

Obelisk the Tormentor - TOOOOORMENT!!

TOOOOORMENT!!

 
"here lies t-rex, who underminded the very foundation of language"

http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=190

awesome 8)
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