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Parsley Possum

| 132 posts

16^th Apr 2002 at 9:56 pm

How near, how far, how lost we are.

It's great that Jim Davidson is advertising cars because people can buy cars to run over the objectionable tw*t!

Hatjan

| 1,497 posts

16^th Apr 2002 at 9:58 pm

insatiable curiosity

yes!!!but i do feel the job could be done better with a giant mallet or similar device....

"A witty quote proves nothing"

hairey_jezza

| 0 posts

16^th Apr 2002 at 9:59 pm

Hmmm how about Jimmy Mallet?

frolicking_sheep

| 792 posts

16^th Apr 2002 at 10:04 pm

hardehar!

erm, isn't it Timmy?

All I need is a little discourage

LoonyPandora

| 17,916 posts

16^th Apr 2002 at 10:14 pm

Daft Cow?

aha, Jim Davidson selling used cars.....memories. twas the subject of my first ever letter to zine....never got printed obviously...

moominmamma

| 1,792 posts

17^th Apr 2002 at 12:19 pm

buzz cut minge & the starspangled family planners

i despise this c*nt jim davidson .........i was so happy when his theatre company folded hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he is exactly the sort of scum you expect to sell used cars.

god im so fat

1929

| 2,016 posts

17^th Apr 2002 at 2:38 pm

I don't know him personally...but he can't be as bad as Shane Ritchie.

1929

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I Opt Out

| 5,311 posts

17^th Apr 2002 at 2:44 pm

But I gave up in the end.

And the really scary thing is, people at my college seem to idolise these guys....Pat Sharpe....Kris Akabusi....Frank Butcher...I'm terrible ashamed :-[

Do you believe that people only live their lives for themselves?

They've failed you once they'll fail you again-I opt out.

1929

| 2,016 posts

17^th Apr 2002 at 3:25 pm

Pat Sharpe...the mullet master

Patrick M. Gough esq.

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Uneducated Shampoo

| 4,276 posts

17^th Apr 2002 at 5:11 pm

Driving towards Ashford is like driving towards Jim Davidson...

you just want to put your foot down & get it over with quickly.

(ok so i can never tell a joke properlly, but you get the jist of it

how is everybody?

Is back & ready to b*tch!

Silvan

| 3,776 posts

17^th Apr 2002 at 8:10 pm

Aurals Velupide!

I want to drop a very very large and heavy item onto Jim Davidson's head with the aid of a very large crane.

What can I say? I did it all for the Wookies.

Kellogulation

| 19 posts

18^th Apr 2002 at 4:52 pm

Jim Davidson Vs Noel Edmonds.

That'd be a classic.

A Girl Named T

| 356 posts

18^th Apr 2002 at 5:03 pm

Go Piss Up A Rope

Jim Davidson Vs Noel Edmonds. over a vat of acid and with big rocks being throwen at them...you cna't lose

"Life Sucks For Every One Darling, It's Up To You If It Sucks You Down Or Sucks You Off" (c)Tinks 2002

Kellogulation

| 19 posts

18^th Apr 2002 at 5:08 pm

Ah but who would have Mr blobby? I say Noel, he seems to have more respect from blobby. Maybe they have some kind of thing going? hmmm...

Peppermint Patty

| 758 posts

18^th Apr 2002 at 5:11 pm

oi!! kellogulation do NOT ignore me on messenger u evil lil slacker

A Girl Named T

| 356 posts

18^th Apr 2002 at 5:12 pm

Go Piss Up A Rope

Mr Blobbby shall be kept in a small box under the stairs so no one will have to watch his patheetic antics ever again

"Life Sucks For Every One Darling, It's Up To You If It Sucks You Down Or Sucks You Off" (c)Tinks 2002

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Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: What's the facebook group called? I couldn't find it...

Jimmy: VR VeteRans https://www.facebook.com/groups/174360109375424/?mibextid=K35XfP

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