Notebook Letters 9.

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10th Jun 2011 at 12:47 pm

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My Brother

Yesterday my Brother, aged 31, decided to taste my strawberry bubble bath ("keep out of reach of children. This is not a food").

He learned that a) strawberry bubble bath tastes nothing like real strawberries and b) it makes you foam at the mouth if you gargle with water.

The One With The Mighty Antlers

Still doesn't sound as bad as getting soap in your eyes.

Zine; 19th of December, 2005; 3/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 12:53 pm

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I don't go to anywhere near as many gigs as I used to, because of the ridiculous cost of tickets. Prices have shot up in recent years, as have booking fees and "transaction charges," whatever they are.

I'm just not prepared to shell out that kind of money on a band who may be cack. Maybe the credit crunch will convince promoters to get ticket prices back down to a reasonable level, but I'm not holding my breath. The Doc

The Void; Teletext page 827; 14th of October, 2008; 1/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:18 pm

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Thought For The Day

If God isn't real and just a figment of our imagination then doesn't that mean we created God?

Like I said, just a thought.

Souroff Dark Lord of Dormor

God knows.

Zine; 19th of December, 2005; 4/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:26 pm

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Oasis got to No 3 with a single that had no real B-side and that was out just a week before its album. Every Oasis album has produced songs for the "discerning punter," not that I'd expect sneerers to admit it. Aaron O'Neill

Cliché it may be, but the ones at heart of Annie's failure are her label, Island. If they spent less time trying to flog more copies of Back To Black and more on promo, Annie wouldn't be in this situation. New Rave Snail

The Void; Teletext page 827; 14th of October, 2008; 2/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:36 pm

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Fab Idea

Good idea, Ambiguous Snail! Why don't we just exile everyone we don't like!

That way all the bad bands from the ch... I mean all the songs from the charts would disappear.

The DeLorean That Got Stuck By Lightning

Does that include Crazy Frog? Let's do it!

Zine; 19th of December, 2005; 5/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:42 pm

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I expected a great show at Manchester Apollo from Art Garfunkel, but he was an apologetic little man with no charisma and a pleasant voice. It was relaxing, like being soothed to sleep by your mum as a child, but that was it.

He seems to still be missing Paul Simon. There were glimmers of the performer he must have been: if he could have sung it all with the passion he gave Troubled Water, it would have been a night to remember. Efils God

The Void; Teletext page 827; 14th of October, 2008; 3/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:48 pm

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Emma Signs Off

So, y'all wondering what happened to the angel? Well, this will be my last goodbye before I leave y'all for good.

I've married David Walliams and am living in a London mansion. We met at a venue with instant chemistry. We have a little Dave on the way and are very happy. I will miss you, WLW.

Emma-the-li'l'-angel

"Yeah, I know" sounds bitty to me.

Zine; 19th of December, 2005; 6/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:54 pm

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Who cares what Sid Vicious would have advertised? He's the sort who would have gone on Celebrity Big Brother. Punk was filled with wannabes, the biggest mis-step in the history of rock & roll. Trying to create a year zero to replace the likes of zep was idiocy. Punk was meant for children but became the preserve of posh snobs. Croydon Ian

The beauty of Marc Bolan's lyrics was that you interpreted your own meaning. That takes genius. Peter Penham

The Void; Teletext page 827; 14th of October, 2008; 5/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 3:57 pm

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A New Idea

How to upset fellow Christmas diners:

Order a steak to get a steak knife and then shout out that you're not usually allowed anything sharp. But hey, it's Christmas!

The Barking Tree

Not bad. Any ideas for getting out of eating sprouts?

Zine; 19th of December, 2005; 7/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 4:11 pm

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Following Earls' 9/10 review of The Incredible Flight of Birdman, there's a free album, Superheroes of Science, available for download which the band contributed to. It's available from intercontinentalmusiclab.com. DJ Gordy

Not only was Marc Bolan a lyrical genius, he wrote some great lyrics like Child Star. Also, thanks to Earls for his positive review of Brett Anderson. At least someone in the UK press still values a great talent. Gerard Tremers

The Void; Teletext page 827; 14th of October, 2008; 5/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 4:14 pm

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Text Maniacs

Mechanic Monkey Until I'm measured I'm not known, yet how you miss me when I have flown. What am I?

Apart from confusing, I've no idea.

Blaido No, I'm not Welsh; I only have a Welsh name. Besides, I live in Liverpool.

Scouse or Welsh? You decide.

Zine; 20th of December, 2005; 1/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 4:20 pm

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The self-titled Innerpartysystem debut album is a gem, electro-rock with amazing lyrics. It pulls you in and doesn't let you go. Jules Kirby

Paul McCartney says The Fireman could be the biggest embarrassment of his career. Thanks for the tip-off. If it's worse than Give Ireland Back To The Irish, Ebony And Ivory, We All Stand Together and his shameless 9/11 cash-in, then it really must be one for us all to avoid. Tony Vegas

The Void; Teletext page 827; 14th of October, 2008; 6/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 7:57 pm

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Angels!

No Longer An Angel Mechanic Monkey, I have a second-hand halo you can have if you're interested. I don't need it any more for where I'm heading.

Hand-me-down halo on anyone's list this year?

One Winged Angel My daddy was watching a film today and there was a pub in it called "The Sign of The Angel Wing"! I seem to get everywhere.

Spooky. Are you related to the pub?

Fairy Dust I went to see Cinderella at the theatre; it was fun.

Cinderella has to be the king of pantomimes.

Zine; 20th of December, 2005; 2/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 9:30 pm

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Ani DiFranco/ Red Letter Year

Reviews by John Earls

As the title implies, something joyous seems to have happened to DiFranco in the last two years since her last album.

After 17 albums, she's rarely sounded more content, and it's a treat to hear DiFranco as blissed out as on Smiling Underneath and Good Luck.

But the old cliché of happiness marring creativity also applies, with several songs erring on mushy as DiFranco burrows into an MOR comfort zone. 6/10

1/6.

This Town Needs Guns/ Animals

Although citing Chicago indie acts like Maps And Atlases as inspiration, the Oxford band are more like standard emo.

There are some good intricate musical ideas at play, with Tim Collis' guitar spiralling out some intricate ideas over a tasty rhythm section.

But Stuart Smith's fake American accent grates, and the musical patterns are in place of a workable song. Limited until they overcome their influences. 6/10

2/6.

Robin Thicke/ Something Else

Best know as a songwriter for the likes of Christina Aguilera and Usher, Thicke drops the modern R & B stylings for a tribute to '70s soul.

This wouldn't be so bad, if Thivke wasn't trying to ape the gloopier parts of The Commodores' back catalogue.

Sidestep shows Thicke can do a decent mid-paced disco shuffle, but too much of it swaps one set of loverman clichés for another. 5/10

3/6.

Blood Ceremony/ Blood Ceremony

Aiming to recreate occult prog bands like Coven and Black Widow, the Canadians studied dozens of witchcraft films before writing their debut.

And if you think that means you can guess what they sound like, you're sort of right. The surprise is just how powerful the guitars are, churning like My Morning Jacket's early jams.

But Alia's comedy shrieks and Anchorman flute solos are pure parody. 6/10

4/6.

Koushik/ Out My Window

Following work with Manitoba and Four Tet, Canadian folktronica artist Koushik Ghosh steps up a gear.

As playful as Treva Whateva, as soothing as Adem and as insistent as RJD2, its laidback charm relies as much on strong tunes as it does on the sweet atmosphere.

Like hip hop filtered from the age of wind-up gramophones, it's so old-school it's wonderfully antediluvian.

5/6.

Emilana Torrini/ Bristol Trinity

Review by Ollie Holtam

Two additional band members are added to cope with the more in-depth and bigger sound of Torrini's new album, aired here for the first time. It helps that the sound quality is near-perfect.

Upbeat pop songs like Jungle Drum which she can afford to throw in mid-set, are a marvel.

But it's the strength and profundity of Gun and Birds that show how far Torrini has come musically and lyrically.

6/6.

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10th Jun 2011 at 9:51 pm

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Jaffas

I have now finished college for that hated of holidays, Christmas. Oh joy, two weeks of coldness and shut shops, but I digress: I have learned something new in the world of Jaffa.

They're making raspberry and blackcurrant ones! Is this good or bad? More Jaffas for the people, or changing the perfect recipe.

The Vegetarian Haggis

Controversial. You can't improve on perfection.

Zine; 20th of December, 2005; 4/7.
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10th Jun 2011 at 9:54 pm

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* The Rotary club are an enemy of Palestine, according to hamas.

* Spiders use their webs to breathe underwater.

* Michael Caine was nearly sacked from the film for standing like Prince Philip.

10 things we didn't know last week; Ceefax page 129; 10th of June, 2011; 1/3.
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11th Jun 2011 at 12:43 pm

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Perfect Boyfriend

One dark and stormy night, with bolts of lightnineliness,g and a mind of vitriol, madness and loneliness, I tried to create my perfect boyfriend.

But, oh, I was foolish to disturb nature. I've created an unlovable monster. He has orange hair. And freckles! On his arms! What have I done?

Little Becky Big Mouth

You might have cloned Chris Evans.

Zine; 20th of December, 2005; 5/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 12:51 pm

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* The Wombles have had four gold albums.

* Cow hooves are used to make the foam in fire extinguishers.

* Wearing high heels could increase the risk of arthritis.

* Chimps can outperform eight-year-olds in tasks.

10 things we didn't know last week; Ceefax page 129; 10th of June, 2011; 2/3.
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11th Jun 2011 at 12:57 pm

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Christmas Gardening

Hi to everyone.

What is Father Christmas's favourite garden tool?

A hoe hoe hoe! I thought of it all by myself. Happy Christmas!

The Littlest Hoovooloo

Did you make it up, or was it out of last year's crackers?

Zine; 20th of December, 2005; 6/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 1:00 pm

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* The odds of scoring two holes-in-one in the same round of golf are 67 million-to-one.

* Elephants can flirt.

* Zebras can do showjumping.

10 things we didn't know last week; Ceefax page 129; 10th of June, 2011; 3/3.
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11th Jun 2011 at 1:05 pm

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Saved By The Bell

Ever since I got a mobile phone, life has been so much better.

Before then, I couldn't avoid awkward or boring conversations by playing my ring tone sound and saying I've got a phone call.

Vigilante Maelstrom

Proof that annoying ring tones can be useful.

Zine; 20th of December, 2005; 7/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 1:08 pm

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Indy 5 suggestion

Indy 5? How about Indiana Jones And The Promising Lord Richard Croft? It would explain why Croft's daughter and student Lara turned out to be the archaeologist she did. Both franchises are under Paramount's wing, too. Matth Stil, Wakefield

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 14th of October, 2008; 1/6.
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11th Jun 2011 at 2:31 pm

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Random Text Thoughts

Curly Cow Have a luvly cheesy Christmas, everyone! Lots of Luv.

And a Hap-brie New Year.

Not Random Just Rare On the subject of God: if we are all God's kids, then what's so special about Jesus? I'm confused.

I think he was the favourite child.

Zine; 21st of December, 2005; 1/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 2:36 pm

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Don't like Tarantino?

To slate Tarantino is to admit you have an understanding of modern film or pop culture. Just because you don't like that work doesn't make it bad. Ger, Sheffield

Still rare for blokes to admit to crying, but Schindler's List, Shawshank Redemption and Philadelphia always bring tears to my eyes. Si, Ipswich

Film mirrors: The Shining's "Redrum" scene. Faris Shoubber, London

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 14th of October, 2008; 2/6.
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11th Jun 2011 at 5:28 pm

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Personal Pointers

Joe Young I've just spent three hours watching a movie about a giant monkey with a crush on a skinny blonde.

You're in the wrong place if you're expecting reality here.

Vigilante Maelstrom Love is like a diamond, it's... nice!

And expensive.

The Sheep That Lost Its Wool Hey, I'm single as a pringle and willing to mingle, application forms here! Form an orderly queue.

No pushing in.

Zine; 21st of December, 2005; 2/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 5:35 pm

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Scum a great Brit fim

How about Full Monty for a great Brit film? Or Scum? The one-trick pony Ricky Gervais must love the sound of his own voice. USA can keep him. Col, York

Vortex: D*ck Van Dyke is calling Gervais "one of the funniest human beings alive". Do you agree?

Dan, the only thing scary about Exorcist 3 is that it got made in the first place! One of the worst film sequels ever made! Russ, Crawley

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 14th of October, 2008; 3/6.
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11th Jun 2011 at 5:41 pm

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Pointless Pixels

I'm a creation of the digital age. I am made up from 5 million pixels. I can display all the colours of the rectum and give a whole new meaning to 'Lap Top'. I have got lots of giggles bites. Anyway, me mam loves me.

Daddypoos

And so do we. Even though you are clearly bonkers.

Zine; 21st of December, 2005; 4/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 5:48 pm

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Ad for Rob Zombie

Jess Clark: regarding Rob Zombie; House of 1000 Corpses is a brilliant film, one of my favourites so far. Available from HMV. devil's Rejects carries on from House of 1000 Corpses. Watch and enjoy. Gemma, Leigh

I agree with the other viewer. I never cry at films but Grave of The Fireflies had me sobbing like a baby. An unforgettable anime classic. John, Darlington

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 14th of October, 2008; 4/6.
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11th Jun 2011 at 7:41 pm

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Revelations

Hail, my Zine brethren. For a number of years, I have read Zine. But now; for no reason, I reveal my existence. Fear my coming reign of terror and me, for I am Sonic the Balrog!

Sonic the Balrog

Oh cripe, not another one launching a reign of terror. When will the madness end?

Zine; 21st of December, 2005; 5/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 7:45 pm

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Shaky will be spinning

Just heard a big screen version of Shakespeare's The Tempest is being planned with Helen Mirren and, heaven help us, russell brand. Shakespeare won't be turning in his grave, he'll be spinning like a wheel! Sharon Holstead, Bolton

MWR, The Exorcist was one of the funniest films I've ever seen, but a washout as a horror film! Sue, Cwmbran

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 14th of October, 2008; 5/6.
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11th Jun 2011 at 9:37 pm

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Loopy

So! Next generation "loopiness", eh? I'm pretty sure the description of Zine is "More from our loopy correspondents" or something. Hmph.

On a lighter note: I found out Smashed Strawberry is lovely, just like me!

Crinkle Cut Beatroot

Loopiness: The Next Generation- coming to a cinema near you. Don't forget to get your Smashed Strawberry in the foyer.

Zine; 21st of December, 2005; 6/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 9:51 pm

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Ecstasy disturbing

Can anyone remember a horror film in the mid-'80s called From Beyond? I think it was made by the same lot who created Re-Animator. Most disturbing scene was as the nd of a film called The Ecstasy of Robert Carmichael (2005). Ross, Norwich

Vortex: From Beyond is the 1988 horror directed by Stuart Gordon who directed Re-Animator (1985). Both starred Barbara Crompton and Jeff Combs.

Vortex; Teletext page 817; 14th of October, 2008; 6/6.
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11th Jun 2011 at 11:05 pm

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Two In One

The ultimate question. I have a dilemma, in that I can't decide what to call my mittens which turn into gloves. I like the word "Miloves" cos it sounds like "me love" and that's all nice and everything. But I could also call them "glittens," which sounds like glitter and glitter is so pretty. Oh, my life is full of terrible life-affirming decisions.

The Amazing Bouncing Ferret

Mittens that turn into gloves? These new-fangled inventions are beyond me.

Zine; 21st of December, 2005; 7/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 11:12 pm

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To say "punk was full of posh kids" is ludicrous. The original London scene was insular but, as punk spread, it attracted the working class kids, not the art school drop-out types. Maybe Croydon Ian should read the excellent Burning Britain history of punk by Ian Glasper, or visit his Croydon neighbour Captain Sensible. The Reverend

What's killing the gig scene is the lack of good bands. Glasvegas aside, who have we got? Mal Reynolds

The Void; Teletext page 827; 15th of October, 2008; 1/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 11:15 pm

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Confused Pirate My mummy tells me I'm special. Do you think I'm special?

Yeah, you're a real special case.

Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex For Christmas, Norbex has decided not to invade Earth or Zine world. Happy?

You may take our freedom, but you'll never take our Zine.

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 1/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 11:22 pm

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A happy Ani DiFranco? What next, Miley Cyrus covers Red House Painters? I'm glad she's in a great place, but I hope the passion that produced the tormented glories of You've Had Time and Grey hasn't entirely deserted her. Kevin Lee

It's great that Adam Ant appears to have put his troubles behind him, and news of a new album is even better. Please join my Adam Ant For Glastonbury 2009 group on Facebook. Neil Smith

The Void; Teletext page 827; 15th of October, 2008; 2/7.
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11th Jun 2011 at 11:31 pm

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Camarac Yet another attractive young male won yet another reality TV show voted for by teenage girls and wives. I bet that in weeks no-one remembers him!

Who are you talking about?

Curly Cow Did YOU know, cucumbers are naturally curly vegetables?

Yep, and so are curly fries.

The Sheep That Lost Its Wool I've had my tongue, lip, above my lip, eyebrow and ear pierced six times! I must stop!

Getting through metal detectors must be tricky.

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 2/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 1:18 pm

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How can Tony Vegas accuse Paul McCartney of a "shameless 9/11 cash-in"? The song might be dross but does he really think that Macca, with his millions, sat down and thought "Hey, I can make money out of this tragedy!" Why must people write such negative, hateful twaddle? Jonno

The killers' lyric really is "Are we dancer?" Their website says Human was inspired by hunter s thompson saying the US is a generation of dancers. TaDa

The Void; Teletext page 827; 15th of October, 2008; 3/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 2:44 pm

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Top Five Pie Targets

Top 5 people I'd like to throw a mince pie at...

1. Bono.
2. Alan Shearer.
3. john prescott.
4. boy george.
5. Billie-Joe Armstrong.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

samurai hedgehog

It takes a brave hedgehog to mess with two jags prescott.

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 3/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 2:51 pm

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Have other Voiders ever followed a band around the country that never made it big? I followed Leicester rockers Chrome Molly. I saw them in some right holes. The high was seeing them support alice Cooper, the low was supporting alice wannabes King Drummond. Duke X

As Oasis' new single drops like a stone maybe fans will realise Oasis just aren't as vital as they were a decade ago. Well, I don't expect Liam or Noel to accept the fact. Tyler Durden

The Void; Teletext page 827; 15th of October, 2008; 4/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 3:46 pm

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Festive Twists

Out of the bus window I saw: A Santa costume hanging outside a house with the intention of looking festive but in fact looking like the occupant had lynched Santa. A customer services lady wearing a T-shirt proclaiming "I'm here to Hel" as part of "p" was obscured by her jacket. A hearse.

Yesterday was scary.

The One With The Mighty Antlers

Good to hear the festive spirit is in full swing around your way.

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 4/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 3:52 pm

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Of all the musical facts and figures I've heard, none is more shocking than a friend telling me that Robson & Jerome's album sold more in Britain than any by the rolling stones, Dylan or led zeppelin. If it's true, ladies have a lot to answer for. Steve Rogan

Kaiser Chiefs suffer from having the same songs show on every TV festival footage. Hopefully it's now new album, new start after Angry Mob was in the bargain bin within weeks. Shabadoo

The Void; Teletext page 827; 15th of October, 2008; 5/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 6:07 pm

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River Phoenix

 
Hoobs?

How are you, my little tiddlypeep? Hoobtastic, I hope. It's funny if you like Dave Gorman.

I wish I was a Hoob. Some people wish they were a Minogue, but I wish I was a Hoob. I would love to hang around with Roma, Groove and Tula. I'm not sure about Ivor though, he seems a little strange. I mean, he's purple. Idiot.

The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning

I agree. Never trust a purple Hoob.

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 5/7.
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12th Jun 2011 at 6:15 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Top 10 classic albums

1) Parallel Lines Blondie
2) Bat Out of H*ll Meat Loaf
3) Regatta De Blanc The Police
4) Andthentherewerethree Genesis
5) Arc of A Diver Steve Winwood
6) Morning Glory Oasis
7) Hunky Dory David Bowie
Eight) Hopes And Fears Keane
9) Dark Side of The Moon Pink Floyd
10) All Mod Cons The Jam

Frank Goodall

The Void; Teletext page 827; 15th of October, 2008; 6/7.
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13th Jun 2011 at 4:19 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Moan Moan Moan

I bet Mr WLW doesn't screen my last message, what with it having a serious point and all. Hard work, long hours, low pay, no trade union rights and no Jaffa Cakes. I'm lovin' it indeed. Thanks, McDeath.

The Kev Who Isn't

Every workplace should have a healthy supply of Jaffas. Write to your mp now.

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 6/7.
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13th Jun 2011 at 4:28 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
The phrase "old-school" is overused by music journalism, and it's used by radio DJs and reviewers to approve of everything, from classic 1970s and 1980s tracks to today's music.

A case in point is Earls's review of the new Chemical Brothers single, with its reference to their "old-school jackhammer beats". It's a lazy phrase that has lost its original meaning. White Noise

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of August, 2008; 1/7.
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13th Jun 2011 at 10:59 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Wings And Smells

Sorry, Monkey, apparently, I don't own the wing. Some bloke called Sephiroth, who is also a one winged angel, owns it. Sorry.

And while I'm here, the following types of pirate smell: Confused Pirate, well... that's all.

One Winged Angel

What does he smell of? The sea? Parrots? Buried treasure? Or just BO?

Zine; 22nd of December, 2005; 7/7.
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13th Jun 2011 at 11:04 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
I'm tired of today's music. If it's not faux-'60s pop from the likes of Amy and Duffy, it's rehashed indie-lite from the current crop of 'new' bands. Even electro seems fashionable again. It's nothing new. The Ting Tings are just Toni Basil or Salt & Pepa by a different name.

Where's the new music? Where's the originality? Where's the inspiration? Come on, pull yer finger out. PineappleHead

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of August, 2008; 2/7.
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14th Jun 2011 at 12:44 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
One Winged Angel My mummy says I'm more specialler than Confused Pirate!

Yeah, but Mums have to say that.

Psychedelic Gloom The weather today is as cold as a pilchard, which is also cold.

I'm as frozen as a fish finger.

Zine; 1st of January, 2006; 1/7.
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14th Jun 2011 at 12:52 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
Jules Kirby shouldn't worry about the forthcoming Keane album. I doubt they will have changed their sound totally. They'll still have the piano and keyboards unless Tim's taken up the electric guitar or something equally unlikely.

I'm hoping for an upbeat album with a change of tempo in order to help us all move on after the troubled UTIS era. Tom Chaplin looks fit and well, so I'm optimistic. Indiegirl

The Void; Teletext page 827; 23rd of August, 2008; 3/7.
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