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Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 10:28 am

River Phoenix

Literally

My feet are literally blocks of ice. I could literally eat you/ put in my pocket. My feet are literally stuck to the floor, and so on. Naturally, there are funnier examples. However, I do implore you all to sign the "Literally Petition" against misuse of this word. It is as bad as abusing children and animals. Anyone who commits this crime will be punished by having their hand literally chopped off.
Elden Ray

I'm literally signing up right now.

Zine; 5th of December, 2008; 4/6.

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Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 10:38 am

River Phoenix

The lobsters are back

I am off to the High Arctic armed with my trusty claw hammer. Why does Santa have his operation on the North Pole? I guess it could be the cheap elf labour, the tax breaks and the fact that one day lasts six months. Oh, and if anyone calls me PP again, they'll get me a spanking.
Princess Psycho

Cue another "PP" letter from Geordydebbles.

Zine; 5th of December, 2008; 5/6.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 10:48 am

River Phoenix

Perfumed Cardigan He who smelt it dealt it.

Not necessarily. I smell Jaffa Cakes a mile off.

The Girl At Her Own World I have a cold. Boo hoo. It's annoying me so I'm selling it on eBay. Someone's sure to want one.

Why buy one when you can go outside and catch one for free?

Satan's Little Helper Is nobody scared, or even slightly worried by the Florette advert? No? Just me then.

Yes, that will be just you, I'm afraid.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 11:23 am

River Phoenix

Drugstore Comedy Why do girlies keep avoiding me? I have spiky hair, good teeth and I never burp on the first date. Girlies are weird.

I don't suppose calling them girlies helps.

samurai hedgehog I've just heard the new Scooter single. WLW, pass the Domestos so I can bleach my ears.

It's like DJ Otzi all over again, isn't it?

Cow In The Shed I still have not become rat woman.

Tablets not working? I must admit, you're looking more gerbil.

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 11:43 am

River Phoenix

To All Shropshirians

I come from Shropshire! Telford! Now that bit of excitement is over I would just like to say, Jon for Big Brother. How good is he?

He's so boring it's funny.

WLW, I think he should take over from you! Ha ha! Only kidding.
Fanta Flavoured Sheep

How do you know I'm not his twin brother?

Zine; 17th of June, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 12:06 pm

River Phoenix

Thought For The Day

What have Liam Gallagher and Santa Claus in your local shopping centre got in common?

A complete lack of presence.
Mercy Nuts

They do have a very hairy pair of eyebrows between them, though.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 12:17 pm

River Phoenix

Mighty Max

Do you remember this, WLW? It was about a boy with a baseball cap that opened portals to faraway places, so Max could stop a host of ghosts and monsters. There was an owl called Virgil and a warrior called Norman. Max became Mighty Max when the old Max fell off a cliff. There was also an evil demon that lived in a volcano called Skull Mountain.

So, WLW, did you ever buy the little pocket playsets or buy the magazine?
Bob, Your Uncle

Someone, help me out here, coz I have no idea.

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 12:28 pm

River Phoenix

Nothing To Do

I've finished my last AS Exam which means I now have the summer to fulfil all my dreams like, um, sleeping and, er, watching Kilroy. Life is hard as a student.

Also, my GM weasels have broken as they went nuts and ate all my T-shirts. They're now on sale for the non-negotiable price of £31 per weasel or £32.50 for two. What a bargain. Mr Self-Destruct

I dream of a summer of sleep too, but then I wake up to the nightmare of work.

Zine; 17th of June, 2003; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 12:32 pm

River Phoenix

Annoying Little Sign

OK, picture this. You are driving happily along the motorway with all the lovely trees and fumes, when you see a sign saying Road Works. This is good, you think to yourself, I'm very glad the road works because otherwise I would be pretty stuck.

So you drive along and end up plummeting down a large hole! This isn't good. This isn't clever. Don't think and drive.
Yellow Jello

Yeah, sit down for a minute. I need to explain something.

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 12:41 pm

River Phoenix

Exams

It's exam time now but when you print this, if you print this, it won't be. You see, I'm reminding myself now, as in me typing now, of a better time that will come for me in the future, ie no exams, and I'm reminding my future self of worse times to make me feel better about good times.
Tarantion Squirrel

I used to love exams. Yeah, right.

Zine; 17th of June, 2003; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 12:45 pm

River Phoenix

Where's Wally?

I tried to find him, but I got distracted by a real life Wally who walked past my window.

He had a stripy jumper and a bag with Wally woz ere scrawled on in blue marker pen.

Afterwards I was going to search for Wally again, but decided to just have a bath instead.
Topper

Good. He was on the other side of the shower curtain.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 1:02 pm

River Phoenix

University Challenge

When I'm bored, I sometimes watch University Challenge. On Monday, I was playing solitaire and half-listening to the show when Jeremy Paxman announced: "Your next set of questions is on the subject of Metallica."

I was intrigued that a quiz usually asking questions about classical composers and opera was now asking about groups of Metallica. "Which metal has the boiling point of..." I lost interest again.
The One With The Mighty Antlers

It was never gonna be the Metallica though, was it?

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 1:06 pm

River Phoenix

If Ziners Were

Please stop writing these messages. The majority of us want Ziners to be themselves, not songs or TV characters, so please stop comparing us to stuff.

I say us in the hope that some magnificent Ziner will include me in a letter.
Magic Munky

If it's funny, write it. You'll all be included then.

Zine; 17th of June, 2003; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 1:16 pm

River Phoenix

The mysterious power of Telekinesis

Jo is absolutely right about my response to Telekinesis- I checked them out after reading them on PS and I'm in love. I will indeed be racing out to buy their new album, but only after I've got my ticket to see The Lemonheads in Manchester. The Doc

On the subject of great cover versions, my favourite is Biffy Clyro's take on Franz Ferdinand's Take Me Out, which was aired on Radio 1's Live Lounge around 2005. Spam

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of August, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 1:31 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Today, I learned the following things:

2 Water and electricity don't mix.
3 xQNNIR dshu wkdg bh eftd nsda.
4 I cannot type with my left hand while my eyes are shut.
8 Gay giraffes have longer necks than heterosexual giraffes.
2 Lists are not my strong point.
farmer jack

So how do gay giraffes have longer... no, forget I asked.

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 1:35 pm

River Phoenix

Scooter

Who else would write songs so bad that they resort to da instead of the? And praising the ice cream man. It's just wrong. And what's up with your name, HP? Are you some sort of sauce? Just go home.

Or back to B*ckch*t where you belong with your townie friends.
The Tine Travelling Nerd Who Is Afraid of The Dark

It sounds as if Scooter have tooted a few hirns of debate. Marvellous.

Zine; 17th of June, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 1:45 pm

River Phoenix

Hocus Pocus

I have heard this song and I absolutely love it.

It's by Focus and is called Hocus Pocus. It's so cool. It has guitars, drums, whistling and accordions and yodelling.

Every time I hear it I just jump up and dance madly. Radio 1 are mean and won't play it. Grrr.
Banana Split

I wonder why they don't have it on their playlist, I really do.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 2:11 pm

River Phoenix

Bringing it all back home for Christmas

News that Bob Dylan is knocking out a Christmas album fills me with dread. Off the back of his three great recent albums, the thought of Dylan in a turgid video, in a white bushy beard and Santa outfit, miming Little Town of Bethlehem is enough to make me weep. What's next? Dylan sings Doonican? Steve Vallely

Earls: I'd love Dylan to cover Last Christmas, as it's surprisingly easy to imagine how he'd sing that.

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of August, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 3:56 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Can I be your baby sister? Here's my CV.

* My brother supports *rsenal
* I like gerbils
* I watch Byker Grove
* I like Ant and Dec(and Gareth Gates)
* I wear my hair in bunches

Please? Or I'll scream and scream until I'm sick.
Little JJ (Blind Yet Adorable)

OK, examine your CV very carefully. Now, do you really have to ask?

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:06 pm

River Phoenix

It's your funeral for missing the Fire

The Voider who is currently using Neon Bible by Arcade Fire as a coaster has certainly stumbled across the best use for that album. If, however, Big T had spent a couple more quid on their Funeral album, he wouldn't have been disappointed.

I've just been watching Frank Zappa on DVD, a true genius whose like we'll probably never see again. It's nice to see his kids keep his legacy alive with the Zappa plays Zappa gigs. S Oldhippy

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of August, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:13 pm

River Phoenix

The Goonies

Who agrees that The Goonies was one of the best pieces of cinema ever created? The characters are fabulous, the plot enthralling and Sloth just reminds me of the neds in my town.

My favourite was Chunk. The gluttony he displays is utterly endearing.

The names One-Eyed Willie and Chester Copperpot will be etched into my mind until the day I die.
I Miss The Comfort In Being Sad

A classic indeed, and One-Eyed Willie. A very scary beast.

Zine; 17th of June, 2003; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:20 pm

River Phoenix

Snow Patrol's Beefheart inspiration

When I read that Snow Patrol have put Captain Beefheart's Observatory Crest on their Bluejeans And Moonbeams album and wound up my creaky old turntable. Bliss. Is the album available on CD? Mondo

The song at the end of Top Gear that Elf was asking about was appropriately enough, An Ending by Brian Eno from his reliably excellent album Apollo. I'd recommend it to Elf. Phil Greaves

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of August, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:25 pm

River Phoenix

The Stranger

I saw a woman who was at least as tall as a window ledge and she was probably my age many years ago.

She was dressed entirely in clothes, and had nothing on her feet except a pair of socks and two shoes.

And then she spoke in a voice that distinctly reminded me of her own. It's not something you see every day.
The Lightning Lady

Wow! Did she have a barnet made specially from her own hair too?

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:30 pm

River Phoenix

Brown's heart of Stone

Ian Brown refusing to record a song written for him by John Squire on his kids' wishes is a typically graceless move by someone who is a world record holder in bearing a grudge.

I've read plenty of interviews where he's still bitter at Squire for quitting The Stone Roses. That's his prerogative, but he really shouldn't try blaming his kids for his refusal to accept what sounds like an enormous olive branch. Buffy Sainte Alban

The Void; Teletext page 825; 13th of August, 2009; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:46 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

Whatever happened to the Zine anthem debate? Well, here are my selections anyway.

1 Blur: Song 2
2 Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
3 S*x Pistols: Pretty Vacant

Great choices, hey WLW?
Infernal Feline

I think we eventually decided Song 2 was the theme, didn't we?

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 4:52 pm

River Phoenix

Nice one, Brown's kids

Ian Brown should realise that children should be seen and not heard, after refusing to record a song written by John Squire on his sons' advice. It would have been the first Brown/ Squire song in 15 years, and the road to recovery for their friendship- maybe a Stone Roses' reunion too. Matt Hart

Great bands with a weak link? Velvet Revolver were fine, but Scott Weiland's voice was far too weak. If only they had someone stronger. Heartless

The Void; Teletext page 824; 13th of August, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 5:00 pm

River Phoenix

Onion Head Cheese is evil! Brad Pitt told me so.

Just because Jennifer won't eat it thanks to her silly diet.

Elementary Penguin Singing Hare Krishna WLW, is that a picture of you doing a wild, bohemian dance in the top right hand of my corner?

Yes it is. Aided by a gallon of Lemon Fanta.

A Leprechaun Called Steve Why is it people say "Can I ask you a question?" It would be nice to have a choice, wouldn't it?

It rarely happens but yes, it would.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 5:06 pm

River Phoenix

The Witch

Twas a house like no other. It was an ingenious invention. It had gingerbread bricks, windows made of the sweetest, most transparent sugar that were framed most delicately by shortbread.

The roof was made of chocolate slabs and a chimney of something indeterminate, but it was tasty. A sweet idea, but what happened when it rained?
Elden Ray

It turned into an ocean-sized smoothie of course.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 7/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 5:11 pm

River Phoenix

Just A Question

Are there any Ziners from North London?

Imean, you get the Scottish lot talking about the neds and you get those port drinkers and stuff.

But it seems like I'm the only Ziner from North London. That makes me cry. Boo hoo.
Jambonica The Psychic

Are you part of the Hampstead clique? It's a leafy place.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Aug 2009 at 5:18 pm

River Phoenix

Mr DeLorean

I see that you returned from your trip to America then. It's just that, as pleased as I am to see you back, it does mean I won't get that The OC ringtone that you promised if you never returned.

Then again, I recently got my phone stolen by some Kevs/ Townies/ Chavs so no matter.
He Who Loves To Skank

Darn and blast it, just send the OC ringtone to Kevin instead.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2004; 8/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 10:06 am

River Phoenix

Zine Awards

Toughest Cookie: The Snorkmistress
Most Drunk: The Brigadier
Most Weird (in a good way) She Who Lost The Plot
Weirdest (in a bad way): big bob flapper
Best Newcomer: Spike The Spikey Pineapple

And now to present the award for Ziner of The Year 2002, here is WLW.
Satan's Rubber Duck (drum roll, please)

Thank you, thank you, great to be here. And the award goes to...

Zine; 16th of September, 2002; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 10:09 am

River Phoenix

Spot Prevention Products

Now listen! None of these work. I shoukd know. I've tried them all and still I'm covered in teenage spots.

Still, at least Clearasil makes you smell weird, that's a bonus.
Sykopathik Mushroom

It tingles too. Like biting a lemon.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:05 pm

River Phoenix

The Verve- another cash-in soon?

The Verve have split up again? Wowsers, what a shocker. See you next time the money runs out. Mal Reynolds

I read that Noel Gallagher has been to see a production of Hamlet. The poor soul. How his brain must have become influenced as he tried to understand Shakespeare's language and what was going on. He probably went home and put on The Football Factory to recover. That is much more Gallagher's level. Disco Stu

The Void; Teletext page 825; 14th of August, 2009; 1/7.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:10 pm

River Phoenix

The Owl of Bewilderment I would like to say that I am no weirdy-pants. Whoever said that should grow up. Children these days.

We'll have no weirdism or indeed pantism around here.

Queen Martha The Terminally Surprised Quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. I totally agree.

(Vade in pace (didn't know I spoke Latin, did you?)

Fairy Nuff I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

Just don't kill yourself while you're at it.

Zine; 10th of November, 2004; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:15 pm

River Phoenix

The world still needs the Roses

As a fan of The Beatles and Dire Straits, I think The Stone Roses' debut is just about perfect- the '60s meets the '90s- before it happened. With the anniversary reissue containing a few classics like Fool's Gold, 20 years on it's still What The World Is Waiting For. Rockman

Weak links? The Primitives were a terrific band, whose only weak point was letting one of the blokes in the band sing some of the songs. Carruthers

The Void; Teletext page 825; 14th of August, 2009; 2/7.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:20 pm

River Phoenix

Puzzle Piece Pigeons, pigeons, pigeons. We need more pigeons.

Not when they do their business on my head, we don't.

Genius At Work WLW, how do you take your barbecued sausage, lightly burned or cremated?

Somewhere between the two would be nice. Lots of tommy sauce, ta.

Mr Robofish Just face it, Mel C was the only one with any talent. She even made that Bryan Adams song sound good. Stop laughing.

What happened to her? Has she spontaneously combusted yet?

Zine; 23rd of September, 2002; 1/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:27 pm

River Phoenix

Curse Arcade Fire's consistency

Now that the hype has died down on Neon Bible, my view is the same now as it was there- it's consistently good, but with nothing to match the high of Rebellion, Power Out or any other stellar highs on Funeral. Consistency is a b*tch sometimes. Flying Nelly

I'm glad The Verve have split up again. Forth did nothing other than tarnish what had been an impeccable back catalogue, and their comeback gigs were no better. Will Naysmith

The Void; Teletext page 825; 14th of August, 2009; 3/7.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:32 pm

River Phoenix

To Steal An Idea of Sauce

A review of the dirtiest town in Northern Ireland (where I happen to live). Omagh, the Genesis Centre, is where a lot of the local rockers hang out. It's lame. There is no skate park. However, using full use of the local facilities at the mental hospital, is not a good idea. No fun. No friendly people. No nothing.
Purple Punk

I went for dinner last night with a lovely girl from LA.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:37 pm

River Phoenix

In a Temper over the charts

It's depressing if The Temper Trap are the highest new entry this week, but still outside the Top 40. Dougy Mandagi is an amazing singer. Vetch Warrior

Ian Brown is spot on to listen to his sons' views about rejecting a song written by John Squire. It means he's not just chasing fame and fortune. That's one reason the Roses' legacy has lasted, because they didn't chase that. Bands who do, there's always something missing. Mad Dog

The Void; Teletext page 825; 14th of August, 2009; 4/7.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:53 pm

River Phoenix

Did You See That Puff?

I hate the Wisp advert with the badly done voice-overs that make a family of peasants sound like they live in Mayfair. OK, so I'm from Newport, home of the GLC and Mayfair is in the only posh place I can think of because it's the most expensive place on the Monopoly board, but that's not the issue here.

I put it to the Ziners. Let the debate of irritating adverts begin!
Mothman

Those Yorkie ads. Politically incorrect or what?

Zine; 10th of November, 2004; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 4:58 pm

River Phoenix

Brown is no clown

Ian Brown has a "droning moo of a voice", does he? His voice was just as essential to The Stone Roses as John Squire's guitar, Reni's drums or Mani's bass. I'm looking forward to buying the reissue.

Also, I'd like to know what the big deal is over Arctic Monkeys. The Last Shadow Puppets' album was full of life, but the Monkets are just as dull and an endless parade of monotonous soundalikes followed them. Indieboy

The Void; Teletext page 825; 5/7.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 6:13 pm

River Phoenix

WLW

I never thought it possible, but it's true. There at least two Stoke City fans who write to Zine! The Lesser Spotted Goose and me. All we need is everyone to admit to being a Potter and, hey presto, Stoke Zine! This could also mean there may be a Port Vale fan on Zine, but can they read?

WLW, d'ya mind if Lesser Spotted Goose and I start Delilah? I must warn you about a li'l' swear word in the middle, though. Well, can we?
Undeniable Me

That would be no! We'll have no swearing here.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2002; 2/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 6:18 pm

River Phoenix

Top 10 currency songs

1) rupee tuesday the rolling stones
2 Barney Ruble The Twang
3) Francs For The Memory Fall Out Boy
4) Nightschilling REM
5) My Krona The Knack
6) Bahts of Pleasure Franz Ferdinand
7) Euro No Good To Me The Prodigy
Eight) Dirty Dinar Michael Jackson
9) Dime Is Running Out Muse
10) A Rand Doesn't Come For Free The Streets

The Void; Teletext page 825; 14th of August, 2009; 6/7.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 6:37 pm

River Phoenix

Sieves

The nightmare scenario is this. You are washing up when you come across a sieve. Isn't it the most annoying thing? You wash all the little bits out of the hole and when you have finished there are new bits in it so you wash it again and all the original bits find their way in.

The really annoying thing should be watching TV while my parents do this.
The Possessed Spoon

I have exactly the same problem until Marcel gets his tongue out.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 5/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 7:01 pm

River Phoenix

Bury

Numberthree, I am also from the entertainment hot spot known as Bury. Maybe we are becoming famous for something other than Black Puddings and the world famous Bury market?

Oh, and a cookie to the first person to guess the origins of my name.

I think dr namgge will have a good idea.
Spindash

That blonde one from Hear'Say. Didn't she come from Bury?

Zine; 10th of November, 2004; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 7:05 pm

River Phoenix

East Sussex And Its Claims To Fame

* The man who invented TV lived here
* Jordan was born and bred here (not such a good thing)
* Both WLW and Dr Nick lived in Brighton (coincidence? I think not)
* And me!

Someone pleeeease get me out of here!
Anxious Aardvark

Once and for all, I do not double as the great man, Dr Nick.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2002; 3/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 7:32 pm

River Phoenix

Superheroes

In my dream I have seen the fall of Planet Earth. We will fall to a gang of fabric-based supervillians led by the denomic and all-powerful Sid Silk. His minions include Nidderly Nooderly Nylon and Krag (he of unspecified material).

Can we be saved? Probably. If only the heroic Rope Ears and his sidekick The Cotton Kid can untangle themselves from themselves. The end is close...
Topper

You've been watching too much Jon Tickle. Be very careful.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 6/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 8:01 pm

River Phoenix

Dominic Wood

I went into York a couple of weeks ago and I saw a bunch of people dressed as Vikings walking around followed by TV cameras.

I thought nothing of it until Sunday morning when I saw said idiots on D*ck and Dom in Da Bungalow. It turns out I was 20ft away from meeting Dominic Wood.
Xiaolin Dragon of Wood

Those hats Vikings wear. What are they thinking?

Zine; 10th of November, 2004; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 8:24 pm

River Phoenix

Things I Miss While Being On A Diet

1 Cadbury's Creme Eggs
2 Dairylea Dunkers
3 Crunchy peanut butter
4 Cheese and bacon quiche
5 Visits to Pizza Hut

Also, could someone please mention me in a list? Pretty please with a cherry on top!
Emma-The-Li'l'-Angel

Diet be blowed, woman. Get yourself a stuffed crust, I say.

Zine; 23rd of September, 2002; 4/8.

Rayanne Graff

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14^th Aug 2009 at 8:38 pm

River Phoenix

Junk Mail

I was checking my emails and this is what I found.
Win a brand new car: I'm 15. I can't even drive.
Fight cellulite: I'm a 15 year old boy. Things like that scare me.
Get Your Online Degree: I'm 15. I'm still in school.
You're paying too much for your mortgage: I'm 15. I live at home.
The Trancinator

Better than not getting the party invite everyone else had.

Zine; 18th of June, 2003; 7/8.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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