Saturday Showcase - December 2008.

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Please vote for your bestest letter in December.









Megazine Letters.

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9th Jan 2009 at 4:03 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
Please vote for your bestest letter in December.
The closing date for all the votes is 20/1/2009.
Please vote!

1. To Rusty Regan.

Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticeable And Unremarkable Letters list:
1. Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime references on myself. Again.

Miss Whiskers.

'Ziners can be so cruel.

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2. One of two ways.

A man walks into a doctor's with a steering wheel down his trousers. The doctor says: "I bet that's annoying!" The man says: "Of course it is, it's really painful! Are you a real doctor?" The doctor then looks deflated that his attempt at humour failed, but helps the man. The man's health quickly turned a corner.

Colonial Foot Soldier.

All signs indicated he'd go right eventually...

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3. Literally.

My feet are literally blocks of ice. I could literally eat you/ put you in my pocket. My feet are literally stuck to the floor, and so on. Naturally, there are funnier examples. However I do implore you all to sign the "Literally Petition" against misuse of this word. It is as bad as abusing children and animals. Anyone who commits this crime will be punished by having their head literally chopped off.

Elden Ray.

I'm literally signing up right now.

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4. If Ziners were Superpowers.

- Rose Timp - Eye lasres (it is reall cool!).
- The Ziner Who Wasn't There - Invisibility (he has disappeared! Or has he...?)
- Juicy Strawberry - Heal people with her mind (it is really kind and helpful).
- Jumbo Beam - Thought control (everyone should think correct thoughts instead of their silly errors and mistakes).
- WLW - The Force (it binds everything together).

The Soul Cake Duck.

So, who gets to be the cheerleader?

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5. You two.

PI: I'm listening to Bad by U2.
SB: That's not Bad.
PI: I know, pretty good isn't it?
SB: I think that's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
PI: I wouldn't know, I've never heard it live.
SB: You're not going to give me any funny lines to say are you?
PI: Sniggledywingwong!

Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman.

Don't worry - I haven't got one either.

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6. Fishes and screams.

If wishes were fishes and dreams were screams, that'd be weird. Pinocchio would be fishing on a star. Bing Crosby would be screaming for a White Christmas. Well-fishers would be fishing you a Merry Christmas, and that all your screams come true.
If it ever happened, I think I'd dream.

Paddy Irishman.

Lots of my dreams are about fishes and screams (and also Pamplemeese). I should not drink so much coffee, I think!

Please vote!


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Megazine Letters.

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20th Jan 2009 at 12:20 pm

Megazine Letters. - You! Me! Milkshakes!

You! Me! Milkshakes!

 
The bestest letters in December were "To Rusty Regan" by Miss Whiskers, "You Two" by Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman, and "Fishes and Screams" by Paddy Irishman.
They all got 2 out of 8 votes.
Well dones!

To Rusty Regan.

Hey! I have put you in a list. It is my People Who Complain No One Notices Them After Writing Two Completely Unnoticeable And Unremarkable Letters list:
1. Rusty Regan.
That is all. Oh noes! I am turning into a bitter Princess Psycho cliche! I will have to unleash the obscure Anime references on myself. Again.

Miss Whiskers.

'Ziners can be so cruel.

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You two.

PI: I'm listening to Bad by U2.
SB: That's not Bad.
PI: I know, pretty good isn't it?
SB: I think that's Even Better Than The Real Thing.
PI: I wouldn't know, I've never heard it live.
SB: You're not going to give me any funny lines to say are you?
PI: Sniggledywingwong!

Paddy Irishman and The Shamrocking Bogman.

Don't worry - I haven't got one either.

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Fishes and screams.

If wishes were fishes and dreams were screams, that'd be weird. Pinocchio would be fishing on a star. Bing Crosby would be screaming for a White Christmas. Well-fishers would be fishing you a Merry Christmas, and that all your screams come true.
If it ever happened, I think I'd dream.

Paddy Irishman.

Lots of my dreams are about fishes and screams (and also Pamplemeese). I should not drink so much coffee, I think!

*Thank you for voting!




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Captain Mal Reynolds

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20th Jan 2009 at 12:27 pm

Captain Mal Reynolds - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Woo-hoo! Since one of the letters was Paddy Irishman & Shamrocking Bogman, that means 3 out of 4 of the winners were me!
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoƫ: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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6th Feb 2009 at 5:00 pm

Rayanne Graff - River Phoenix

River Phoenix

 
i don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but WLW has used the phrase "Ziners can be so cruel" in replies to three different Ziners.
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Luco El Loco: Greetings and salutations for anyone passing through.
SayNotAWord: Does this thing still work?
SayNotAWord: Oh good - I ended up here at the end of a Mega Zine nostalgia rabbit hole
SayNotAWord: Nice to see there's still life in this glorious old place
SayNotAWord: It's ya boy, Parsley Possum
Luco El Loco: Hello
Emma: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW.
Luco El Loco: Wow I haven't heard that one in a while.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: I was in the shower and "Fluff The Evil One" randomly floated through my mind so I thought I'd stop by, hi 'ziners!
Captain Spiky: Considering I haven't been on this site for over a decade, I find it mildly terrifying that I still have an average of 1.71 posts per day...
Captain Spiky: I miss this place... Much loveage to anybody reading this x
Graham: Passing through, hope you beautiful lot are doing well!
Rayanne Graff: Bye; peace to small Christmas trees.
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Friday night just thinkin' about sharing jaffa cakes with WLW... <3
Maeby: Almost 4 years. Where did the time go?
Pope of Chilli Town: Time flies Alice.
Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Peace to small Christmas trees.
flicky: I'm back, 11 years on

 

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