*An Interview With WLW.
*Questions by Barry, David-James and Strawberry.
Do you like Mega-zine? Do you think it is silly?I read Mega-zine every day for a good few years, although I lost touch with it a little bit when it went Digital. I was sad to see it go, really, 'cos it was something I enjoyed while it was there. I’ve got digital TV at home but I don’t watch the telly much these days so I can never be arsed getting it up on there. I think Andy did a really good job of getting it online and I thought it might kinda galvanise me into reading it again, although that doesn’t seem to have happened thus far. I do have a scan through it every now and again when I’m reading VR, but it doesn’t quite have the same charm that it used to.
Megazine or The Void?Back in the days when I was a Teletext junkie I used to read them in the same sitting, although I always read the music pages first. I like the Void because generally speaking (although there are exceptions) the people who write in seem to be pretty well-informed about what’s going on. I get p*ssed off with the perennial Beatles/Morrissey arguments though, and the stupid people who equate record sales with talent are sadly deluded. I liked them both for different reasons though, the Void cos I take my music quite seriously, and 'Zine cos it’s fun to read the random contents of people’s heads.
Who are your favourite Ziners?I was always a big fan of Elden Ray, it was only recently that I found out that she’s actually Alice. I remember one of her letters saying something about becoming a hermit, living in a cave and feasting on mushrooms. I can dig that. It was weird when I stumbled across VR and got into using MSN to be talking to Lilac Leopard, Farmer Jack and Topper, I was kinda star-struck in a silly kinda way. I’m not the only one though, I remember Claire telling me once that she was the same when she first started with VR. For me other favourites I don’t think you can beat the classics - all three I’ve already mentioned, plus Straws and Vigilante Maelstrom. One Winged Angel made me laugh when she first appeared as well, and Paddy Irishman still makes my sides ache.
What types of letters do you think are really neat and cool?I like the letters that don’t try to hard. Some people, like Paddy, Topper and Elden Ray (even more so in person in her case, even though she‘s from Bradford and not Wigan as I was led to believe
)) are just naturally funny and I think that comes across really well. I don’t like letters that are just like ‘look at me, I’m so random and kooky’. No you’re not, you’re a turd on stilts.
Creative and ignored or boring and famous?I’m creative and ignored already, so I’ll go for that.
Who are your favourite Voiders?That’s a tough one cos a lot of the regulars seem to have disappeared. Baby Grumpling always seemed kinda cool, also Alison Editor (simply because anyone who loves the Manics and Mark Lanegan whilst simultaneously hating the Chilis is fine with me). DJ Gordy is a total star, vastly knowledgeable, serious when he wants to be but with a great sense of humour. I think Katie Coathanger/Jade Webster is great too. I don’t always agree with her but she’s 100% passionate about everything she has to say and I have tremendous respect for that.
Do you think it is silly lots of Voiders are really spiteful and mean and complainy?Given that I recently wrote a letter wishing death by suicide on Glasvegas’ singer I dunno if I’m really in a position to comment. But I will do anyway. I like it, really, I’m passionate about music and I like it when other people feel the same way. I get really bored with all these platitudes about ‘that’s your opinion and you’re entitled to it’ and people quoting that old line from Voltaire. I much prefer it if someone comes straight out with it and says, ‘This band is f*cking sh*t and if you disagree you’re clearly a moron who was dropped at birth.’ Me and the Reverend have some right barneys about bands and it’s great cos we can have really heated discussions about stuff and hurl loads of abuse but do it all in a friendly way, it’s all part of the game. When I was a kid there was a guy called Steven Wells who wrote for NME. HE WAS A BIG F*CKING SWEARY OPINIONATED GOBSH*TE B*ST*RD WHO WAS ALWAYS TYPING IN BIG F*CKING CAPITAL LETTERS TO EMPHASISE WHAT HE WAS SAYING ANE EVERY BAND HE TALKED ABOUT WAS EITHER THE BEST F*CKING BAND IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY OR THE BIGGEST PILE OF SH*T OUTSIDE OF A SUMO CRAPHOUSE and I always loved him. I think some of his attitude must have rubbed off on me.
Jelly Tots or Minstrels?Jelly Tots every single time, please, and then some Tutti-Fruittis for pudding.
What's your favourite cake?Space cake.
Which is your bestest Simpsons character?I think that Chief Wiggum is an absolute genius. He’s one of those characters that people often forget about, but everything he says and does is hilarious.
What's your favourite Simpsons episode?Tough question, that. I absolutely love the one with Hank Scorpio in it, where Homer goes to work for that guy who turns out to be a Super-villain, that one’s awesome. I think me absolute favourite is the one where Homer eats the Guatamalan Insanity Peppers and ends up tripping and going on a quest to find his soul-mate. “In your face, space coyote!’ is one of the best Simpsons lines ever, although “This is how Faceless Joe lost his legs” is probably the top of that particular tree. On a totally different tack, I like the one with Frank ‘Grimey’ Grimes in it as well. Dark as you like, that one, especially when Homer falls asleep at his funeral.
What are your bestest books and movies and bands?Jaysus, I could talk about this one for ages. Apocalypse Now is my favourite film, I’ve seen it a frightening amount of times. There was a period in my life when I used to watch it two or three times a week, when I was tripping and all sorts. Some people reckon it’s weird, but I think it’s as universal as Shakespeare. “Fair is foul and foul is fair,” “The false face hide what the false heart doth know,” “We train our young men to drop fire on people - but their commanders will not allow them to write ‘f*ck’ on their aeroplanes, because it is obscene,”. See? I love Betty Blue and Taxi Driver as well. Both are extremely depressing but I empathise strongly with both the lead characters in one way or another. It’s almost a cliché to love Withnail and I these days, but I still do, and I’ll never tire of watching Gone With the Wind either.
Books is a tough one cos I’ve read so much different stuff that it’s difficult to know where to start. Perfume is a work of absolute wonderment, as are Catch-22, Gravity’s Rainbow and Ulysses, although me absolute favourite is probably Wuthering Heights. I was born a couple of miles away from where the Brontes lived, so it’s easy for me to get inside that one. A lot of my favourites are American, actually, Norman Mailer, John Steinbeck, much of Jack Kerouac’s work and most of Hunter S Thompson’s are very close to my heart, and I don’t think I’ve ever connected with any book more than I did with Tropic of Capricorn by Henry Miller. I read that from cover to cover one lazy, stoned summer afternoon a few years ago and I’ve loved it ever since. I think everyone should read Is This A Man?/The Truce by Primo Levi as well. Very, very sad but staggering powerful. He was a truly remarkable man.
I think my favourite bands are glaring obvious now, but in case anyone’s not noticed, they’re Teenage Fanclub, the Lemonheads, Elliott Smith, Nirvana, Biffy, Sparklehorse, Mark Lanegan, Pavement, Pixies, the Replacements, the Wildhearts and a whole host of other stuff like that.
What's the last book you didn't bother finishing?Generally speaking I always finish books, even if I hate them, although recently I’ve been getting a little slack on that score. I started reading a book called Terror and Liberalism by Paul Berman the other day and I don’t think I’ll bother finishing that one. It’s a very interesting read as it happens, but contemporary political theory isn’t really where my head’s at right now when it comes to reading, I’d rather be tackling something else. I’m got a hankering to re-read House of the Dead by Dostoyevsky, although my copy vanished and I don’t wanna shell out for a new one cos as soon as I do you can bet your a*se it’ll turn up at Oxfam for cheap. That’s one of the perils of working in a second hand book shop, I’m afraid, the law of sod’s always biting you on the a*se.
Who is your favourite character in The Mighty Boosh?I don’t really like that show. I remember when Davus discovered it I spent a few days getting p*ssed out of my f*cking head and watching it with him and I thought it was hilarious, but I got really bored of it really quickly and gave up on it soon afterwards.
What is your favourite Mighty Boosh episode?When I watched it I really enjoyed the one where they go looking for The New Sound.
Noel Fielding or Julian Barrett?Julian Barrett. He was brilliant in Nathan Barley.
Who are your favourite TV personalities?Dougal from The Magic Roundabout, and also Simon Schama, although I dunno if you can call him a ‘personality’ as such. He has a great intellect though and all his programs are excellent. 'Spose I should mention Stephen Fry as well. How I would like some tea and crumpets with him. Be a very interesting conversation, I think.
Which dead TV show would you like to revive?Dunno really, stuff usually dies for a reason. Fawlty Towers was an amazing show but I think they did the right thing in ending it when they did. Years and years ago, maybe about 1988, there was a natural history show called Flight of the Condor on the BBC, I wouldn’t mind seeing that again.
What song gets you dancing?Er...I’m not much into dancing as a rule, although Gogol Bordello gets me going, and there’s nothing quite like putting some Madness on and having a f*cking good skank.
What song makes you cry?Lots and lots and lots. Small Black Flowers That Grow in the Sky by the Manics used to, all the more so cos I actually saw the show that that song was written about and it absolutely destroyed me at the time. I find All the Way Down by Biffy incredibly hard to listen to at the minute cos it reminds me of my dear departed buddy King Davus the Mighty, and Morning Hollow by Sparklehorse usually gets me going as well. Certain Suede songs are also capable of it, on occasion.
Who was the first who completely changed all your ideas and thoughts?Nice question, and one that I’ve got no idea how to answer, really. The obvious one is Kurt Cobain, I suppose, but it wasn’t in a really direct way. I was never one of those kids who worshipped him like a god, but hearing Nirvana for the first time (when I was twelve, all the way back in 1992) was an incredibly powerful experience for me. They were the band that got me into underground music, really, which I know is perverse given that they were huge at the time... George Orwell had a tremendous impact on me as a teenager as well, although my grandad was an old Union man so I guess I was always heading in that direction anyway. I like to think I’ve always been quite independent in the way I think about things, but those two had a big part to play when I was younger.
Biffy Clyro are playing near where you live. You only have enough time to either have a poo (because you really need one), put on good gig-going clothes (because you're currently dressed like a tramp's dog) or gather together your 'sneak backside and get closer to Biffy' gear. What one would you do and why?Well, I normally look like a tramp’s dog anyway (I got mistaken for being homeless once - I was sat outside Macdonalds in Leeds drinking vodka before an Ash gig and this girl went inside and bought me a cup of tea!) and I’m not much into sneaking backstage and meeting bands, so I reckon I’d have a sh*t.
Howcome you like Biffy Clyro so much? I do not get it. They’re just a wonderful band, probably the best three-piece on the planet. A lot of their stuff (especially circa Infinity Land) is incredibly complex, but they’re so tight that it’s unbelievable. They’re probably the best live band I’ve ever seen as well, and that’s saying something cos I’ve been to hundreds of gigs over the years. It was nice to see them get some recognition with the last album, I’ll be really interested to see where they go next. They could go for the kinda commercial rock thing they seem to be drifting towards, which would be okay, but I’d like to see a move back to total batsh*t weirdness. A few years ago the singer did an album with the guy from Soucioperro. They called it The Magnificent Duke by Marmaduke Duke and it was absolutely f*cking mental. I’d be having some of that, although I don’t think it’d be making the playlists.
Manics or Nirvana?I’ve often argued this one through with myself, I had a feeling someone might ask me it for this. The Manics were an incredibly important band to me for a very long time and they’re still one of my first refuges in times of need (it’s no coincidence that I was so heavily into them when I was ill a couple of years ago), but I’ve kinda moved on from them now. I still love the first four albums and much of the other stuff as well, but it’s rare that I listen to them these days. Nirvana I still play all the time, they were just such a f*cking great band. I’m not much into this cult of Kurt and all the bullsh*t that comes along with it, but I adore their music and I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of listening to them. It’s an interesting comparison in a sense, because I love them in completely different ways and for completely different reasons. The Manics helped me shape and indulge my intellectual side and their lyrics completely summed up my life at a certain point in time, but Nirvana are responsible for helping me tap into the primal punk thing that was always so important to me. A lot of people talk about Cobain’s lyrics but I’ve never paid much attention to them, personally, not in any kind of analytical way anyway. The music just makes me wanna mosh till my head falls off.