The Davord Award for bestest 'Ziner altogether in 2008… Vigilante Maelstrom
- Funniest… Vigilante Maelstrom
- Most original and creative… Little Blue Fox
- Most consistent… Vigilante Maelstrom
- Bestest name… Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
- Bestest new person… Rose Timp
- Most missed… Farmer Jack
- Bestest return… Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
- Most under-rated… The Doc I suppose, he does some good letters with DJ, should do some of his own
- Most over-exposed… EH MONDO, MONDO ITALIANO!
- Most annoying... EH MONDO, MONDO ITALIANO
- Worst 'Ziner altogether in 2008… HEY HEY HEY, YOU MIXED UP f*cker
- Most likely to be eaten by angry badgers… TRY AN ENCHILADA WITH A FISH BACCALA, MONDO, ITALIANOOOOO
- Most likely to be really famous… Vigilante Maelstrom
- Most likely to be really old and alone, and live with 30 cats called Mittens… Daddypoos, Wigan
- Bestest poet… Strawberry
- 'Ziner you really want to meet… Vigilante Maelstrom
- 'Ziner you have a really big crush on… Elden Ray
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.