Saturday Showcase - August 2006.

Please vote for your bestest letter in August.
The closing date for all the votes is 22/9/2006.

1. Insane Jam Sow. I'm often told I have a stiff upper lip. Guess I shouldn't have had those collagen injections... Oh, I don't know. I kinda like the trout pout look you've got
going on.

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2. Sweet music  
 
I leave my guitar beside my door at home. That's a bad place to leave it; because any time that door opens or closes, it makes a noise. Last week, a girl I had a one-night relationship with, slammed the door, to the tune of A Horse With No Name. Which is ironic; because, not only couldn't I remember her name...  

Paddy Irishman.  
 
Sounded like you landed yourself a real player there, Paddy.  

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3. Couldn't bear it.

I need a Ziner called Lawrence to test a loophole I discovered. The commercial for a particular female-orientated car insurance company, claims that bonzar deals are offered to those with names like Florence.
Please, anybody called Lawrence, see if they will save you a bunch of fivers, and, if not, steal their koalas.

Vigilante Maelstrom.

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4. Itchy Coo Park?

Couples with the same hairstyles irritate me. Pets who are dressed like their owners, also annoy me. Why on earth Paris Hilton's dog wants to look like her is an answer for Bio Oil voiceover woman. She seems to know everything. Especially how to view invisible scars. Yes, she annoys me too. William Shatner, however, does not.

Elden Ray.

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5. TRIPPING.  
 
The journey to the centres continues...  
 
Toffee centred Revel abused the orange one. Now I gotta protect it, like it's my duty. Though it did the dirty on me before, I feel a strange affinity towards it. I know toffee Revel's game. And my unfeasably long tounge comes into it.  
The journey to the centres has only just begun.  
Giraffe of importance knows the score.  
 
The Anteater.  
 
You sure they're Revels you're on?  

not to be nit-picking (which i am in reality) but the end of my letter is "which is ironic because not only couldn't i remember her name..."

Is that the way it was printed on Zine cos if so WLW messed it up

Oh, and Colin definitely wins this one I think

Is it OK to vote for 2, or am i only allowed to vote for 1?

Thanks, Martin. i thought that was probably the case, although i wasn't sure. i voted for Alice, although i also liked Colin's letter.

I suppose I better apologise, seeing as how you voted for me.

The bestest letter in August was "Sweet Music" by Paddy Irishman.
He got 8 out of 17 votes.
Well done!

*Thank you for voting!*.

Sweet music.

I leave my guitar beside my door at home. That's a bad place to leave it; because any time that door opens or closes, it makes a noise. Last week, a girl I had a one-night relationship with, slammed the door, to the tune of A Horse With No Name. Which is ironic; because, not only couldn't I remember her name...

Paddy Irishman.

Sounded like you landed yourself a real player there, Paddy.