MegaZine-y Challenges.
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Hope is important.
I thought of an idea for Mega-zine.
Idea...we could make lots of little challenges for letters for Mega-zine.
*Challenges...
1. Use the phrase "See my mittens (former kittens)". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/6/2006).
2. If 'Ziners were Futurama charcters. (By Grimble Gromble and Little Blue Fox - 29/6/2006).
3. If 'Ziners were TV advert characters. (By The Shamrocking Bogman - 17/8/2006).
4. If 'Ziners were emotions.
5. Write a letter about reindeers. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 7/9/2006).
6. If 'Ziners were songs. (By One Winged Angel - 16/5/2008).
7. If 'Ziners were The Magic Roundabout characters.
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 28/9/2006).
9. Write a letter in which the acronym spells MEGAZINE IS GETTING BETTER. (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 23/11/2006).
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 18/4/2007).
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street characters.
12. Write a letter about Tony Blair's pants. (By Paddy Irishman - 5/10/2006, and also Elden Ray - 6/10/2006, and Blossom Black Shadow - 9/10/2006).
13. Being a Smurf would be great because... (By Lilac Leopard - 2/10/2006).
14. Write a haiku about Noel Edmonds. (By Dr Namgge - 9/10/2006).
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 12/10/2006).
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why? (By TheUnitedTruth - 21/3/2008).
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig. (By Vigilante Maesltrom - 27/3/2008).
19. Write a letter about Santa and Mickey Mouse and Woody Allen ,but it cannot be set at Christmas time. (By Paddy Irishman - 30/10/2006).
20. Write a letter in which the last line is: "If I ever get those peanuts back he's in for a fright". (By Elden Ray - 8/11/2006).
21. Write a letter where each word begins with a vowel. The letter must make sense. (By The Soul Cake Duck - 16/11/2006).
22. Write a letter about a haunted house. (By Elden Ray - 23/11/2006).
23. If 'Ziners were The League of Gentlemen characters.
24. "It cannot be true that there is life after death, because there is no evidence for it" Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer and show that you have thought about different points of view. You must refer to Buddhism in your answer.
25. Write a letter about a pair of your smelly socks, and how they have influenced people's lives. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 8/12/2006).
26. Write a letterabout how you used to have an embaressing crush on Phillip Schofield, and also how all your feelings for him came back when you watched Test The Nation. (By Lilac Leopard - 12/12/2006).
27.Write about 2 of the following things in one letter…costermongers, Chihuahuas, Hitler moustaches, cone bras, MySpace, dancing hobnobs. (By Dr Namgge - 15/3/2007).
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable. (By Marmaduke Twist - 16/11/2007).
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do... (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 5/2/2007).
30. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”. (By Elden Ray - 13/12/2006).
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters. (By The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 5/1/2007).
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan. (By One Winged Angel - 1/2/2007).
34. End a letter with: "So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?". (By Psychic Potato - 3/12/2007).
35. If ziners were muffin flavours. (By TheUnitedTruth - 19/3/2008).
36. An alternate view on creation (By Paddy Irishman - 10/4/2007).
37. something to do with tigers in a tree. (By One Winged Angel - 11/1/2007 and Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 8/8/2008).
38. Write a day in the life of a piece of gravel. (By Aphra The Post-Moder Spy - 29/5/2007).
39. Write a letter (preferably starring Noel Edmonds) that ends with the phrase "Deal...or no deal?". (By Marmaduke Twist - 31/12/2007).
40. If 'Ziners were Pokemon. (By One Winged Angel - 9/3/2007).
41. Use the phrase "I've said too much!". (By One Winged Angel - 14/3/2007).
42. Why Digimon are better than Pokemon.
43. If 'Ziners were other 'Ziners. (By Elden Ray - 12/3/2007).
44. Use the phrase "So then I said" at least 4 times.
45. What would happen if Santa and Satan got together?
46. My alien twin brother.
47. Write a letter in whale-speak. (By One Winged Angel - 16/3/2007).
48. Write a letter about how to burn your tongue, and then what to do with it.
49. Things to do with a sponge. (By Paddy Irishman - 27/6/2007).
50. Why Hell is better than Heaven.
51. If 'Ziners were sandwich fillings.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace." (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 22/6/2007).
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
54. Write a letter nivolving The Milk Tray Man and Bobcat Goldthwait (Zed in all the Police Academy movies).
55. Imagine you are an alien and describe your impressions of Earth.
56. If 'Ziners were Super-Heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-Villians. (By Little Blue Fox - 6/3/2008).
58. If 'Ziners were children's TV characters (please can you use 2 out of Bagpuss, Bananaman, Count Duckula, Paddington Bear, and StopIt and TidyUp).
59. What things do you want ot be reincarnated as?
60. Use the phrase "bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas". (By Paddy Irishman - 18/6/2007).
61. Write a letter where you imagine that you are possessed by the ghost of Ed (editor of B*ckch*t).
62. Use the phrase "The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club". (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 17/12/2008).
63. Start and end a letter with the word Uniform. (By Psychic Potato - 2/7/2007).
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
(By Haryuu No Hanekata - 26/6/2007 - Ash - 5 titles).
(By Little Blue Fox - 13/8/2008 - Smashing Pumpkins - 11 titles).
65. Write a letter that only uses words of 5 characters or more. (By Aphra The Post-Modern Spy Hector's House - 29/6/2007).
66. Use the word "Simple" as many times as possible, but at least 5 times. (By TheUnitedTruth - 12/9/2007).
67. If 'Ziners were politicans and political parties.
68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel. (By Marmaduke Twist - 13/12/2007).
69. If 'Ziners were Transformers.
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters. (By Rose Timp - 19/3/2008).
71. I should use all my superheor powers for evil because... (By One Winged Angel - 13/9/2007).
72. Write a letter requesting to be employed in Teletext Towers. (By Menome - 23/2/2009).
73. Explain the theory of evolution in a language young children will understand.
74. If Ziner's were childrens TV characters (Tweenies, Teletubbies etc).
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment. (By Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 23/10/2007).
76. Write a letter about being trapped inside a pumpkin. (By One Winged Angel - 1/8/2008).
77. Write a letter under the guise of WLW. (Humour optional.)
78.Compose a poem about your love of brussel sprouts, every 3rd word must rhyme.
79.Give evidence that there is indeed life after 'Zine, proven only by the contents of your fridge...
80. Write a letter (not short) that uses the word "obtuse" every six words. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 14/10/2008).
81. If actors were 'Ziners in a big megazine movie.
82. Write a letter about using a ouija board.
83. Write a review of a West End play where Richard E Grant is playing Eeyore.
84. If 'Ziners were Christmas presents (By Lord Sebastian Flyte - 17/12/2007).
85. If 'Ziners were reindeer. (By The Soul Cake Duck - 10/12/2007).
86. Oh my goodness - I am really worried my parents are aliens because...
87. If 'Ziners were Scrubs characters. (By One Winged Angel - 22/2/2008).
88. Please can you write a letter about the loneliness of an odd sock. (By Aphra The Post-Modern Spy - 21/2/2008).
89. If 'Ziners were video games consoles. (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 5/1/2009).
90. Write a list of things you shouldn't say if you want to get letter on 'Zine.
91. Please can you write a letter in the style, wherefore therein, of John Prescott.
92. I wish my life was like a musical because...
93. Write a letter that mentions Pablo Marmite twice. (By Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 13/3/2009).
94. Write a letter about the pros and cons of webbed feet. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 2/5/2008).
95. Write a joke about Heather Mills without mentioning her wooden leg.
96. Use 4 words from foreign languages, without directly acknowledging this in the letter.
97. Write a letter about a Zine Big Brother. The letter should include Insane Jam Sow, Junior Minister and two other Ziners of your choice.
98. Write a letter in the character of David Cameron if he was a megazine-n00b.
99. If 'Ziners were verbs.
100. If 'Ziners were Shrek characters.
101. Please can you write a letter about all the good things and bad things about using the Crystal Dome/Medieval Zone in The Crystal Maze for prisoners instead of regular prisons.
102. Write a letter about why think that it would solve all the world's problems if you were to make a hybrid animal out of a giraffe, a goldfish and a gnu.
103. Write a letter about which Ziner (or Ziners) you'd most like to play Scrabble with, and why.
104. Please can you write a letter about all your childhood was really horrible and disturbing because your parents muddled Santa and Satan always. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/12/2008).
105. Please can you write a letter about you are really worried gummy worms are really alive, but no-one realises at-all. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 18/11/2008).
106. Write a letter about why you think David Icke is right aobut the world being run by lizards.
107. 'Ziners get lost on the North Pole during during a team building exercise. What happens and who survives?
108. Use the phrase "If Santa thinks a couple of candy canes is going to make up for *that*, he is very much mistaken". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 10/12/2008).
109. Write a letter where you suggest resolutions that Ziners should make.
110. Make some rules for your own political party or religion.
111. write a letter about what would happen if a flamingo and a penguin had a fight.
112. Write a 26-word letter, each word starting with a different letter of the alphabet (it doesn't matter about the order). (By Menome - 9/2/2009).
113. What super-powers would 'Ziners use to save the world from a giant asteroid?
114. I am really worried I am a robot because...
115. If 'Ziners were Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavours...
116. If 'Ziners were Vampires.
117. Please can you write a letter about black holes.
*Tiny Challenges...
a. Vampire.
b. Frantic.
c. Spooky.
d. Paradoxically.
e. Malevolent.
f. Eerie.
g. Sunshine.
h. Fantastic!
i. Hopeful.
j. Crooked.
k. Nightmare.
l. Gandalf.
Please can you quote all the challenges you really want to do.
Also, please can you make a new challenge for everyone when your letter is printed on Mega-zine. - It is like a reward, I think.
I am sorry it is really silly and muddled.
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
I hope it is a cool idea. :-[
Idea...we could make lots of little challenges for letters for Mega-zine.
*Challenges...
1. Use the phrase "See my mittens (former kittens)". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/6/2006).
2. If 'Ziners were Futurama charcters. (By Grimble Gromble and Little Blue Fox - 29/6/2006).
3. If 'Ziners were TV advert characters. (By The Shamrocking Bogman - 17/8/2006).
4. If 'Ziners were emotions.
5. Write a letter about reindeers. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 7/9/2006).
6. If 'Ziners were songs. (By One Winged Angel - 16/5/2008).
7. If 'Ziners were The Magic Roundabout characters.
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 28/9/2006).
9. Write a letter in which the acronym spells MEGAZINE IS GETTING BETTER. (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 23/11/2006).
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 18/4/2007).
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street characters.
12. Write a letter about Tony Blair's pants. (By Paddy Irishman - 5/10/2006, and also Elden Ray - 6/10/2006, and Blossom Black Shadow - 9/10/2006).
13. Being a Smurf would be great because... (By Lilac Leopard - 2/10/2006).
14. Write a haiku about Noel Edmonds. (By Dr Namgge - 9/10/2006).
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times. (By Tooth of Wisdom - 12/10/2006).
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why? (By TheUnitedTruth - 21/3/2008).
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig. (By Vigilante Maesltrom - 27/3/2008).
19. Write a letter about Santa and Mickey Mouse and Woody Allen ,but it cannot be set at Christmas time. (By Paddy Irishman - 30/10/2006).
20. Write a letter in which the last line is: "If I ever get those peanuts back he's in for a fright". (By Elden Ray - 8/11/2006).
21. Write a letter where each word begins with a vowel. The letter must make sense. (By The Soul Cake Duck - 16/11/2006).
22. Write a letter about a haunted house. (By Elden Ray - 23/11/2006).
23. If 'Ziners were The League of Gentlemen characters.
24. "It cannot be true that there is life after death, because there is no evidence for it" Do you agree? Give reasons to support your answer and show that you have thought about different points of view. You must refer to Buddhism in your answer.
25. Write a letter about a pair of your smelly socks, and how they have influenced people's lives. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 8/12/2006).
26. Write a letterabout how you used to have an embaressing crush on Phillip Schofield, and also how all your feelings for him came back when you watched Test The Nation. (By Lilac Leopard - 12/12/2006).
27.Write about 2 of the following things in one letter…costermongers, Chihuahuas, Hitler moustaches, cone bras, MySpace, dancing hobnobs. (By Dr Namgge - 15/3/2007).
28. Write a letter that includes the words lime, underpants and veritable. (By Marmaduke Twist - 16/11/2007).
29. If I were a crab, this is what I'd do... (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 5/2/2007).
30. Use the phrase “and if Santa thinks some candy canes are going to make up for that, he is very mistaken”. (By Elden Ray - 13/12/2006).
31. If 'Ziners were Simpsons characters. (By The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 5/1/2007).
32. Use the phrase "Karma - always one step ahead!".
33. Write a letter about Japan. (By One Winged Angel - 1/2/2007).
34. End a letter with: "So what the heck am I going to do with the hippo?". (By Psychic Potato - 3/12/2007).
35. If ziners were muffin flavours. (By TheUnitedTruth - 19/3/2008).
36. An alternate view on creation (By Paddy Irishman - 10/4/2007).
37. something to do with tigers in a tree. (By One Winged Angel - 11/1/2007 and Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 8/8/2008).
38. Write a day in the life of a piece of gravel. (By Aphra The Post-Moder Spy - 29/5/2007).
39. Write a letter (preferably starring Noel Edmonds) that ends with the phrase "Deal...or no deal?". (By Marmaduke Twist - 31/12/2007).
40. If 'Ziners were Pokemon. (By One Winged Angel - 9/3/2007).
41. Use the phrase "I've said too much!". (By One Winged Angel - 14/3/2007).
42. Why Digimon are better than Pokemon.
43. If 'Ziners were other 'Ziners. (By Elden Ray - 12/3/2007).
44. Use the phrase "So then I said" at least 4 times.
45. What would happen if Santa and Satan got together?
46. My alien twin brother.
47. Write a letter in whale-speak. (By One Winged Angel - 16/3/2007).
48. Write a letter about how to burn your tongue, and then what to do with it.
49. Things to do with a sponge. (By Paddy Irishman - 27/6/2007).
50. Why Hell is better than Heaven.
51. If 'Ziners were sandwich fillings.
52. Start a letter with the sentence "Y'know I've been thinking, Badgers really could be the solution to world peace." (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 22/6/2007).
53. If 'Ziners were Harry Potter characters.
54. Write a letter nivolving The Milk Tray Man and Bobcat Goldthwait (Zed in all the Police Academy movies).
55. Imagine you are an alien and describe your impressions of Earth.
56. If 'Ziners were Super-Heroes.
57. If 'Ziners were Super-Villians. (By Little Blue Fox - 6/3/2008).
58. If 'Ziners were children's TV characters (please can you use 2 out of Bagpuss, Bananaman, Count Duckula, Paddington Bear, and StopIt and TidyUp).
59. What things do you want ot be reincarnated as?
60. Use the phrase "bee's knees" or "cat's pyjamas". (By Paddy Irishman - 18/6/2007).
61. Write a letter where you imagine that you are possessed by the ghost of Ed (editor of B*ckch*t).
62. Use the phrase "The first rule of Chess Club is you do not talk about Chess Club". (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 17/12/2008).
63. Start and end a letter with the word Uniform. (By Psychic Potato - 2/7/2007).
64. Refer to 5 song titles by a band of your choice, without acknowledging this or making it nonsensical.
(By Haryuu No Hanekata - 26/6/2007 - Ash - 5 titles).
(By Little Blue Fox - 13/8/2008 - Smashing Pumpkins - 11 titles).
65. Write a letter that only uses words of 5 characters or more. (By Aphra The Post-Modern Spy Hector's House - 29/6/2007).
66. Use the word "Simple" as many times as possible, but at least 5 times. (By TheUnitedTruth - 12/9/2007).
67. If 'Ziners were politicans and political parties.
68. Write about anything you like, using only one type of vowel. (By Marmaduke Twist - 13/12/2007).
69. If 'Ziners were Transformers.
70. If 'Ziners were Red Dwarf characters. (By Rose Timp - 19/3/2008).
71. I should use all my superheor powers for evil because... (By One Winged Angel - 13/9/2007).
72. Write a letter requesting to be employed in Teletext Towers. (By Menome - 23/2/2009).
73. Explain the theory of evolution in a language young children will understand.
74. If Ziner's were childrens TV characters (Tweenies, Teletubbies etc).
75. If stranded on a dessert island, explain why you'd rather bring a ladel than survival equipment. (By Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 23/10/2007).
76. Write a letter about being trapped inside a pumpkin. (By One Winged Angel - 1/8/2008).
77. Write a letter under the guise of WLW. (Humour optional.)
78.Compose a poem about your love of brussel sprouts, every 3rd word must rhyme.
79.Give evidence that there is indeed life after 'Zine, proven only by the contents of your fridge...
80. Write a letter (not short) that uses the word "obtuse" every six words. (By Juicy Strawberry, Hector's House - 14/10/2008).
81. If actors were 'Ziners in a big megazine movie.
82. Write a letter about using a ouija board.
83. Write a review of a West End play where Richard E Grant is playing Eeyore.
84. If 'Ziners were Christmas presents (By Lord Sebastian Flyte - 17/12/2007).
85. If 'Ziners were reindeer. (By The Soul Cake Duck - 10/12/2007).
86. Oh my goodness - I am really worried my parents are aliens because...
87. If 'Ziners were Scrubs characters. (By One Winged Angel - 22/2/2008).
88. Please can you write a letter about the loneliness of an odd sock. (By Aphra The Post-Modern Spy - 21/2/2008).
89. If 'Ziners were video games consoles. (By Vigilante Maelstrom - 5/1/2009).
90. Write a list of things you shouldn't say if you want to get letter on 'Zine.
91. Please can you write a letter in the style, wherefore therein, of John Prescott.
92. I wish my life was like a musical because...
93. Write a letter that mentions Pablo Marmite twice. (By Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 13/3/2009).
94. Write a letter about the pros and cons of webbed feet. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 2/5/2008).
95. Write a joke about Heather Mills without mentioning her wooden leg.
96. Use 4 words from foreign languages, without directly acknowledging this in the letter.
97. Write a letter about a Zine Big Brother. The letter should include Insane Jam Sow, Junior Minister and two other Ziners of your choice.
98. Write a letter in the character of David Cameron if he was a megazine-n00b.
99. If 'Ziners were verbs.
100. If 'Ziners were Shrek characters.
101. Please can you write a letter about all the good things and bad things about using the Crystal Dome/Medieval Zone in The Crystal Maze for prisoners instead of regular prisons.
102. Write a letter about why think that it would solve all the world's problems if you were to make a hybrid animal out of a giraffe, a goldfish and a gnu.
103. Write a letter about which Ziner (or Ziners) you'd most like to play Scrabble with, and why.
104. Please can you write a letter about all your childhood was really horrible and disturbing because your parents muddled Santa and Satan always. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/12/2008).
105. Please can you write a letter about you are really worried gummy worms are really alive, but no-one realises at-all. (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 18/11/2008).
106. Write a letter about why you think David Icke is right aobut the world being run by lizards.
107. 'Ziners get lost on the North Pole during during a team building exercise. What happens and who survives?
108. Use the phrase "If Santa thinks a couple of candy canes is going to make up for *that*, he is very much mistaken". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 10/12/2008).
109. Write a letter where you suggest resolutions that Ziners should make.
110. Make some rules for your own political party or religion.
111. write a letter about what would happen if a flamingo and a penguin had a fight.
112. Write a 26-word letter, each word starting with a different letter of the alphabet (it doesn't matter about the order). (By Menome - 9/2/2009).
113. What super-powers would 'Ziners use to save the world from a giant asteroid?
114. I am really worried I am a robot because...
115. If 'Ziners were Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavours...
116. If 'Ziners were Vampires.
117. Please can you write a letter about black holes.
*Tiny Challenges...
a. Vampire.
b. Frantic.
c. Spooky.
d. Paradoxically.
e. Malevolent.
f. Eerie.
g. Sunshine.
h. Fantastic!
i. Hopeful.
j. Crooked.
k. Nightmare.
l. Gandalf.
Please can you quote all the challenges you really want to do.
Also, please can you make a new challenge for everyone when your letter is printed on Mega-zine. - It is like a reward, I think.
I am sorry it is really silly and muddled.
Please does anyone want to do any of the challenges at-all?
I hope it is a cool idea. :-[
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Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Strawberry's letter was printed:-
SEEN MY MITTENS (FORMER KITTENS)?
No, they're not really. I just thought it sounded funny. However...
I keep losing things that rhyme. I lost my mittens and I lost my kittens. I lost my pens and I lost my hens. It feels like my life is a Dr Seuss book. Have you seen my things, WLW? I bet Dr Namgge stole them. Namgge is a nowt.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
I'm off down to lost property now, so I'll check for you.
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*New challenges by Strawberry...
6. If 'Ziners were songs.
7. If 'Ziners were Magic Roundabout characters.
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters.
1. Use the phrase "See my mittens (former kittens)".
Strawberry's letter was printed:-
SEEN MY MITTENS (FORMER KITTENS)?
No, they're not really. I just thought it sounded funny. However...
I keep losing things that rhyme. I lost my mittens and I lost my kittens. I lost my pens and I lost my hens. It feels like my life is a Dr Seuss book. Have you seen my things, WLW? I bet Dr Namgge stole them. Namgge is a nowt.
Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House.
I'm off down to lost property now, so I'll check for you.
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*New challenges by Strawberry...
6. If 'Ziners were songs.
7. If 'Ziners were Magic Roundabout characters.
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters.
Hope is important.
Good news everyone!
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Page Six.
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
...Futurama Characters.
- Paddy Irishman - Fry.
- Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - Lrrr from Omicron Persiae 8 ("For christmas, Norbex has decided not to invade Earth").
- Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller - Dr. Zoidberg.
- Spiky Stuy - Zap Brannigan.
- WLW - Scruffy the Janitor (Carefully looks after everything with a teletexty broom. Also pretty lazy).
Grimble Gromble (Bender) and Little Blue Fox (Kif).
Lazy! How dare...zzzzz.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
2. If 'Ziners were Futurama charcters.
Page Six.
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
...Futurama Characters.
- Paddy Irishman - Fry.
- Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - Lrrr from Omicron Persiae 8 ("For christmas, Norbex has decided not to invade Earth").
- Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller - Dr. Zoidberg.
- Spiky Stuy - Zap Brannigan.
- WLW - Scruffy the Janitor (Carefully looks after everything with a teletexty broom. Also pretty lazy).
Grimble Gromble (Bender) and Little Blue Fox (Kif).
Lazy! How dare...zzzzz.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
1 and 2 have been done already.
Good luck for your letters.
Challenges...
1. Use the phrase "See my mittens (former kittens)". (By Smashed Strawberry, Hector's House - 19/6/2006).
2. If 'Ziners were Futurama charcters. (By Grimble Gromble and Little Blue Fox - 29/6/2006).
3. If 'Ziners were TV advert characters.
4. If 'Ziners were emotions.
5. Write a letter about reindeers.
6. If 'Ziners were songs.
7. If 'Ziners were The Magic Roundabout characters.
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters.
1 and 2 have been done already.
Good luck for your letters.
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Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Barry's letter was printed...
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
...TV advert characters.
- Farmer Jack - Barry Scott (The housewives' favourite).
- Topper - Snickers "I'm Batman" guy ('Nuff said).
- Little Blue Fox - The Haribo Kid (Cool cola).
- WLW - Vauxhall car "Overtired" parents (I don't mean overtired in a bad way, but reading newbies' letters must be a strain).
The Shamrocking Bogman.
Weren't you all newbies at some point?
*New challenge by Barry...
9. A letter in which the acronym spells MEGAZINE IS GETTING BETTER.
3. If 'Ziners were TV advert characters.
Barry's letter was printed...
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
...TV advert characters.
- Farmer Jack - Barry Scott (The housewives' favourite).
- Topper - Snickers "I'm Batman" guy ('Nuff said).
- Little Blue Fox - The Haribo Kid (Cool cola).
- WLW - Vauxhall car "Overtired" parents (I don't mean overtired in a bad way, but reading newbies' letters must be a strain).
The Shamrocking Bogman.
Weren't you all newbies at some point?
*New challenge by Barry...
9. A letter in which the acronym spells MEGAZINE IS GETTING BETTER.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
I could try number 9. It's going to be very bad though
I thought of an idea for Mega-zine.
Idea...we could make lots of little challenges for letters for Mega-zine.
9. Write a letter in which the acronym spells MEGAZINE IS GETTING BETTER.[/color]
I could try number 9. It's going to be very bad though
Hope is important.
*New challenge by Amy...
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders.
*New challenge by David-James...
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street Characters.
10. If 'Ziners were One Hit Wonders.
*New challenge by David-James...
11. If 'Ziners were Muppets and Sesame Street Characters.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Carrie Ann's letter was printed...
Page Six.
WHY REINDEERS ARE GREAT.
1. They're cute, especially babies.
2. They help Santa deliever toys.
3. They are one of the fews animals that wouldn't look ridiculous with a shiny red nose. "Rudolph the red-nosed Elephant" oesn't have the same effect.
4. They taste amazing in Ikea salami.
5. You can use Ikea Reindeer salami to tease children at christmas.
Tooth of Wisdom.
Reindeers? Meh. All antlers, no neck.
5. Write a letter about reindeers.
Carrie Ann's letter was printed...
Page Six.
WHY REINDEERS ARE GREAT.
1. They're cute, especially babies.
2. They help Santa deliever toys.
3. They are one of the fews animals that wouldn't look ridiculous with a shiny red nose. "Rudolph the red-nosed Elephant" oesn't have the same effect.
4. They taste amazing in Ikea salami.
5. You can use Ikea Reindeer salami to tease children at christmas.
Tooth of Wisdom.
Reindeers? Meh. All antlers, no neck.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Carrie Ann's letter was printed......
Page Seven.
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
...Neighbours Characters.
- Elden Ray - Sky (Bit weird, bit kinky).
- Farmer Jack - Harold Bishop (Here on and off since the dawn of time).
- Paddy Irishman - Connor (Naturally).
- Dr Namgge - Robert Robinson (Something about him screams "evil twin")!
- Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Toadie (Sarcastic, but a good guy).
- One Winged Angel - Bree (Cool, if a little geeky).
Tooth of Wisdom.
And what about moi?
8. If 'Ziners were Neighbours characters.
Carrie Ann's letter was printed...
...Page Seven.
IF 'ZINERS WERE...
...Neighbours Characters.
- Elden Ray - Sky (Bit weird, bit kinky).
- Farmer Jack - Harold Bishop (Here on and off since the dawn of time).
- Paddy Irishman - Connor (Naturally).
- Dr Namgge - Robert Robinson (Something about him screams "evil twin")!
- Freshly Squeezed Cynic - Toadie (Sarcastic, but a good guy).
- One Winged Angel - Bree (Cool, if a little geeky).
Tooth of Wisdom.
And what about moi?
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Claire’s letter was printed…
Page Six.
BEING A SMURF WOULD BE ACE BECAUSE...
1. You'd be blue. Being blue would be fun.
2. You'd be small. You could fit into small spaces and then jump out and scare people, should you feel the need.
3. You'd get bossed around by Papa Smurf. He's so masterful... It sounds like so much fun. I'm off to get a hobby and stop thinking about being a fictional cartoon character.
Lilac Leopard.
I always thought Hefty was the Smurfiest Smurf.
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*New challenge by Claire...
14. Write a haiku about Noel Edmonds.
13. Being a Smurf would be great because...
Claire’s letter was printed…
Page Six.
BEING A SMURF WOULD BE ACE BECAUSE...
1. You'd be blue. Being blue would be fun.
2. You'd be small. You could fit into small spaces and then jump out and scare people, should you feel the need.
3. You'd get bossed around by Papa Smurf. He's so masterful... It sounds like so much fun. I'm off to get a hobby and stop thinking about being a fictional cartoon character.
Lilac Leopard.
I always thought Hefty was the Smurfiest Smurf.
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*New challenge by Claire...
14. Write a haiku about Noel Edmonds.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Barry's letter was printed…
Page Five.
THIS CHALLENGE IS PANTS REALLY REALLY GOOD.
So Tony Blair finished his lasy Labour Party Conference as Prime Minister of the land you call United Kingerland. According to my source, a certian Mr Brownie, Tony did not wear pants during his speech as he likes the wind of free speech to breeze through him like...wind.
To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference. My eye is always drawn to his tie. Where does he get them?
Paddy Irishman.
Hmm, three letter's about TB's pants in one day? I smell a challenge. You win.
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New challenge by Barry...
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times.
12. Write a letter about Tony Blair's pants.
Barry's letter was printed…
Page Five.
THIS CHALLENGE IS PANTS REALLY REALLY GOOD.
So Tony Blair finished his lasy Labour Party Conference as Prime Minister of the land you call United Kingerland. According to my source, a certian Mr Brownie, Tony did not wear pants during his speech as he likes the wind of free speech to breeze through him like...wind.
To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference. My eye is always drawn to his tie. Where does he get them?
Paddy Irishman.
Hmm, three letter's about TB's pants in one day? I smell a challenge. You win.
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New challenge by Barry...
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Alice's letter was printed too...
Page 7.
Killer underpants of Tony.
Junior Minister heard a chorus of screams. He looked up, then began to sprint down Downing Street. It appeared to be a highly dangerous situation: Tony Blair's underpants had escaped. The whole "Make Poverty History" thing by washing them hasn't worked, as they had transformed into a hideous cannibalistic life form that devoured half of London. Did I say didn't work?
Elden Ray.
Yes, another letter about TB's pants. I declare you runner-up in the challenge.
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*New challenge by Alice...
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why?
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
12. Write a letter about Tony Blair's pants.
Barry's letter was printed…
Page Five.
THIS CHALLENGE IS PANTS REALLY REALLY GOOD.
So Tony Blair finished his lasy Labour Party Conference as Prime Minister of the land you call United Kingerland. According to my source, a certian Mr Brownie, Tony did not wear pants during his speech as he likes the wind of free speech to breeze through him like...wind.
To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference. My eye is always drawn to his tie. Where does he get them?
Paddy Irishman.
Hmm, three letter's about TB's pants in one day? I smell a challenge. You win.
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New challenge by Barry...
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times.
Alice's letter was printed too...
Page 7.
Killer underpants of Tony.
Junior Minister heard a chorus of screams. He looked up, then began to sprint down Downing Street. It appeared to be a highly dangerous situation: Tony Blair's underpants had escaped. The whole "Make Poverty History" thing by washing them hasn't worked, as they had transformed into a hideous cannibalistic life form that devoured half of London. Did I say didn't work?
Elden Ray.
Yes, another letter about TB's pants. I declare you runner-up in the challenge.
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*New challenge by Alice...
16. If you had to polka dot any building in the world, which building would it be, and why?
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Josie and That Thing and Carrie Ann's letters were all printed. Yay!
Page Three.
Worrisome.
I am so worried about what I will bring to the metaphorical Mega-Zine party. For, while some 'Ziners bring funny and intelligent stories, or fabby mix CDs, or Tizer, I'm scared that I will only ever bring skacky sausage rolls that taste like Tony Blair's pants. And they just get thrown in the bin. I hope I will bring better things that that.
Blossom Black Shadow.
Last, but not least BBS. But how do you know what Tony's pants taste like?
Page Five.
Poetry corner.
Noel Edmonds is great
He has a rather nice beard
I suck with Haikus.
You have my permission to shoot me if I attempt poetry again.
Dr Namgge (Is Not A Poet, But Does Indeed Know It).
Poetry Corner keeps going from bad to verse these days.
Page Four.
HALLOWE'EN LANTERNS.
I was arguing with Jerry Springer about pumpkins or turnips make the best Hallowe'en lanterns, and he told me "talk to the hand". I thought to myself "talk to the hand? What a strange request", but figuring it was some strange American custom, I grabbed his hand and started explaining to it the wonders of the turnip. He punched me in the mouth.
(A Broken) Tooth of Wisdom.
You're lucky he didn't say "Give me your hand", or "lend me your ear".
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*New challenges by Josie and That Thing and Carrie Ann.
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig.
19. Write a letter about Santa and Mickey Mouse and Woody Allen, but it cannot be set at christams time.
12. Write a letter about Tony Blair's pants.
14. Write a haiku about Noel Edmonds.
15. Write a letter in which the phrase "Talk to the hand" is used two times.
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Josie and That Thing and Carrie Ann's letters were all printed. Yay!
Page Three.
Worrisome.
I am so worried about what I will bring to the metaphorical Mega-Zine party. For, while some 'Ziners bring funny and intelligent stories, or fabby mix CDs, or Tizer, I'm scared that I will only ever bring skacky sausage rolls that taste like Tony Blair's pants. And they just get thrown in the bin. I hope I will bring better things that that.
Blossom Black Shadow.
Last, but not least BBS. But how do you know what Tony's pants taste like?
Page Five.
Poetry corner.
Noel Edmonds is great
He has a rather nice beard
I suck with Haikus.
You have my permission to shoot me if I attempt poetry again.
Dr Namgge (Is Not A Poet, But Does Indeed Know It).
Poetry Corner keeps going from bad to verse these days.
Page Four.
HALLOWE'EN LANTERNS.
I was arguing with Jerry Springer about pumpkins or turnips make the best Hallowe'en lanterns, and he told me "talk to the hand". I thought to myself "talk to the hand? What a strange request", but figuring it was some strange American custom, I grabbed his hand and started explaining to it the wonders of the turnip. He punched me in the mouth.
(A Broken) Tooth of Wisdom.
You're lucky he didn't say "Give me your hand", or "lend me your ear".
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*New challenges by Josie and That Thing and Carrie Ann.
17. Write a letter about jinxes and curses and unluckiness.
18. Alternate uses for a pink wig.
19. Write a letter about Santa and Mickey Mouse and Woody Allen, but it cannot be set at christams time.
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Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Paddy Irishman's letter was printed...
Page Three.
MOVIE MADNESS.
Mickey Mouse: I've been in more films than you, Woody Allen.
Woody Allen: No, I've been in more.
Santa Claus: I've been in more films than you both.
Woody Allen: Tim Allen films don't count.
Santa Claus: Fair enough. I'm going to go. I have a sponsorship deal with every company in the world. Toodles!
Paddy Irishman.
Toodles! Don't forget me on Dec 25...
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*New challenge by Barry...
20. Write a letter in which the last line is "If I ever get those peanuts back, he's in for a fright".
19. Write a letter about Santa and Mickey Mouse and Woody Allen ,but it cannot be set at Christmas time.
Paddy Irishman's letter was printed...
Page Three.
MOVIE MADNESS.
Mickey Mouse: I've been in more films than you, Woody Allen.
Woody Allen: No, I've been in more.
Santa Claus: I've been in more films than you both.
Woody Allen: Tim Allen films don't count.
Santa Claus: Fair enough. I'm going to go. I have a sponsorship deal with every company in the world. Toodles!
Paddy Irishman.
Toodles! Don't forget me on Dec 25...
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*New challenge by Barry...
20. Write a letter in which the last line is "If I ever get those peanuts back, he's in for a fright".
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
Alice's letter was printed...
Page Five.
Challenge Vingt-et-un.
So I was stood in a bar, minding my own business and munching on occasioal bar snacks when this really REALLY old bald guy starts eyeing me up. He must have been 50.
But I was alone, so I went up to him, gave him what for and shoved KP's salted goodness right where it's uncomfortable. If I ever get those peanuts back, he's in for a fright!
Elden Ray.
You wouldn't want them back now anyway, would you?
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*New challenge by Alice...
21. Write a letter where every word starts with a vowel. The letter must make sense.
20. Write a letter in which the last line is: "If I ever get those peanuts back he's in for a fright".
Alice's letter was printed...
Page Five.
Challenge Vingt-et-un.
So I was stood in a bar, minding my own business and munching on occasioal bar snacks when this really REALLY old bald guy starts eyeing me up. He must have been 50.
But I was alone, so I went up to him, gave him what for and shoved KP's salted goodness right where it's uncomfortable. If I ever get those peanuts back, he's in for a fright!
Elden Ray.
You wouldn't want them back now anyway, would you?
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*New challenge by Alice...
21. Write a letter where every word starts with a vowel. The letter must make sense.
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
I sent a letter today, but I am not sure it will be printed. :-[
*New challenge by Alice...
21. Write a letter where every word starts with a vowel. The letter must make sense.
I sent a letter today, but I am not sure it will be printed. :-[
Hope is important.
Quote: Little_Blue_Fox
My letter was printed.
Page Two.
SPOOKY STORY.
Once upon an empty evening, an eager owl opens an eerie envelope. All around, icicles of imagination exaggerate its apprehensions. Its anxious, ever anxious, expectations unfold across ages.
Eventually, an owl, alone and afraid, opens its eerie envelope. Inside...it's an invitation!
The Soul Cake Duck.
Fantastic introduction. Shame about the rest of the story...
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*New challenges...
22. Write a letter about a haunted house.
23. If 'Ziners were The League Of Gentlemen characters.
21. Write a letter where each word begins with a vowel. The letter must make sense.[/color]
My letter was printed.
Page Two.
SPOOKY STORY.
Once upon an empty evening, an eager owl opens an eerie envelope. All around, icicles of imagination exaggerate its apprehensions. Its anxious, ever anxious, expectations unfold across ages.
Eventually, an owl, alone and afraid, opens its eerie envelope. Inside...it's an invitation!
The Soul Cake Duck.
Fantastic introduction. Shame about the rest of the story...
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*New challenges...
22. Write a letter about a haunted house.
23. If 'Ziners were The League Of Gentlemen characters.
Hope is important.
Colin's letter...
Page Five.
A SAD STORY.
"My Edward, gaze at the zoo insects nicley eating!"
"I see".
"Go, Edward, to the insect nutrition gallerry!
But Edward's teeth then eroded - replusive.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
I don't think this letter is about food, but, then again, I haven't got a clue what it is about?
Page Five.
A SAD STORY.
"My Edward, gaze at the zoo insects nicley eating!"
"I see".
"Go, Edward, to the insect nutrition gallerry!
But Edward's teeth then eroded - replusive.
Vigilante Maelstrom.
I don't think this letter is about food, but, then again, I haven't got a clue what it is about?
Πανδώρα:
Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
IGH:
Just who was The Brigadier
ratammer:
squeak
Debs|OWA:
o/
IGH:
Wibble
Vel:
*sigh*
Emma:
Hi VR...
Princess Psycho:
Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?
Claire:
SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR
Rayanne Graff:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Lucozade Lover:
Happy New Year!
Crinkle-Cut Beatroot:
Happy new year <3
Claire:
BOXSHOUT
Rayanne Graff:
Happy Easter.
Emma:
So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.
Emma:
I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.
Emma:
I think it will be going offline around the end of May
Emma:
It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.
Emma:
A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.