Please can I nominate "In the Family" by Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House...
IN THE FAMILY WLW, you remind me of my father. Both of you tell cheesy jokes. Um, I mean funny jokes. Please answer me these
three questions:
1. Do you have a flat cap?
2. Are you good at making soup?
3. Are you bad at dancing?
If your answer to these questions is "yes", you must be my father. Are you my father, WLW?
Squashed Strawberry, Hector's House I'm saying nothing till the
DNA TEST RESULTS COME THROUGH...and also "Procrastination #2" by Lara Croft.
PROCRASTINATION #2. Yes, yet again I am sat here trying to do some homework, and yet again Mr May is bothering me.
No Brian, I will not straighten your hair.
Yes, I know your fingers are getting stuck in it.
Yes, I know you look silly becasue your missus has the same hair as you.
What?
Yes, yes, I thought you'd never ask!
Lara Croft (currently Googling train tickets to Gretna Red). Oh my goodness, has he given
YOU A MATCHING 'DO?They are both really funny and smart.