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Saturday Showcase - October 2005 (Please vote!).

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Megazine Letters.

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5^th Nov 2005 at 10:11 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Please vote for your bestest letter in October.
The closing date for all the votes is November 25th.

1. JOB SEEKING

Edited by Megazine Letters. Nov 2005

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Little Blue Fox.

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5^th Nov 2005 at 10:18 am

Hope is important.

Please can I nominate "job seeking" by The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

JOB SEEKING

I would like to apply for the position of Dr Nick. My
qualifications are:
* I have a friend called Nick. Well... he's called Ben. But his dog is called Nick AND he's a doctor!
* Or was it a cat? Can cats be doctors?
* Hold on, now I think about it he said his name was Bill.
Am I hired?

The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning

Clearly perfect for the job of
HELPING UNTANGLE MUDDLED TEEN MINDS

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Nov 2005 at 10:51 am

River Phoenix

I'd like to nominate Enchanted Rose's letter. It was screened on Mega-zine on Monday, the 10th of October, 2005, & was
on page 3.

1ST BIANNUAL 'ZINE AWARDS

The competitioon has been tight so commiserations to those who didn't win.

* AWARD FOR SERVICES TO THE COMMUNITY: Aphra for the infiltration of B*ckch*t.
* AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION: Smashed Strawberry- 12 years!
* BEST COUPLE: Junior Minister and Fluffy the Bald Mouse.
* MOST PRINTED 'ZINER: Norman Radcliffe. I can't look at the TV screen without seeing your name.
Enchanted Rose

I will preside over the awards next
YEAR AND HAND OUT POSH SCROLLS, OK?

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Dinglebutt

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7^th Nov 2005 at 2:45 pm

I aim to misbehave

DADDYPOOS. They are building a new office block in Wigan. 24 floors tall. They wanted to make it 25, but that's another story. Now you've floored me.

I don't really like this guy too much, but this was an awesome letter

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Chris Kamara

| 24,049 posts

7^th Nov 2005 at 11:58 pm

Quote: Baz_

DADDYPOOS. They are building a new office block in Wigan. 24 floors tall. They wanted to make it 25, but that's another story. Now you've floored me.

I don't really like this guy too much, but this was an awesome letter

haha i agree

Jewbacca

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8^th Nov 2005 at 12:34 pm

but it's an old joke i've been hearing since i was seven and im pretty sure he didnt make it up himself. he's probably got my phone lines tapped and is listening to all one of those conversations ive had with my dad where he told me that joke.

still made me laugh though....

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Dinglebutt

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8^th Nov 2005 at 12:43 pm

I aim to misbehave

Quote: DeLorean_

but it's an old joke i've been hearing since i was seven and im pretty sure he didnt make it up himself. he's probably got my phone lines tapped and is listening to all one of those conversations ive had with my dad where he told me that joke.

still made me laugh though....

I figured he probably didnt make it up, I just felt it was the funniest letter that month

And he doesn't have your phone line tapped. Ashton Kutcher does. Why? I don't know. But yeah

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Megazine Letters.

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9^th Nov 2005 at 2:07 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Yes. :-[

Little Blue Fox.

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11^th Nov 2005 at 2:16 pm

Hope is important.

Please can I nominate "Hallowe'en" by Freshley Squeezed Cynic feom Hallowe'en Megazine, too? - Is it ok?

Hallowe'en.

Ah, Halloween. The only time of the year when people can give strange small children sweets without getting lynched by Daily Mail readers.
A few children came round my door, actually. One was dressed as a witch, and so naturally I told her to wait till I got the matches so I could burn her, because that's what we do to witches.
I was joking, of course. I didn't have any matches.

Freshly Strangled Cynic.

You should save some of them
FOR BONFIRE NIGHT!

It hurts too much not to try.
I will see you in another life when we are both cats.
Quod perditum est, in venietur.*Facebook.

Megazine Letters.

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14^th Nov 2005 at 3:34 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

Please vote!

Dinglebutt

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14^th Nov 2005 at 3:44 pm

I aim to misbehave

I nominated him, so i'm voting Daddypoos

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Rayanne Graff

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18^th Nov 2005 at 10:41 am

River Phoenix

I'm voting for Enchanted Rose

Megazine Letters.

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21^st Nov 2005 at 11:20 am

You! Me! Milkshakes!

I up-dated all George's Megazine statistics...

- Saturday Showcase Wins.

Evil Tongs (18/10/2003).
Caged Liberty (25/10/2003).
The Hoopiest Frood (1/11/2003).
Caged Liberty (8/11/2003).
Farmer Jack (15/11/2003).
Little Blue Fox (22/11/2003).
Elusive Moose (29/11/2003).
Clive Eats Alligators (13/5/2004).
Freshley Squeezed Cynic (May 2005).
Dissimulation (June 2005).
Paddy Irishman (July 2005).
Stuttercut (August 2005).
1929 (September 2005).

- Saturday Showcase Nominations.

Caged Liberty - 4.
Lilac Leopard - 4.
Stuttercut and Topper - 4.

Freshley Squeezed Cynic - 3.
Big Bob Flapper - 3.

Vigilante Maelstrom - 2.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 2.
Little Blue Fox - 2.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 2.
Farmer Jack - 2.

Evil Tongs - 1.
Jingle - 1.
Pablo Marmite - 1.
Not a Trendie, Not One Of You Either - 1.
The Hoopiest Frood - 1.
DJ Dave - 1.
Broken Bubbles - 1.
The One With Little Significance - 1.
Apologetic Breadstick - 1.
Gnuffo - 1.
Satan's Rubber Duck - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
HP Baaxter - 1.
The Suited Stranger - 1.
Aphra the Postmodern Spy - 1.
Numberthree - 1.
Yeahyeahyeah - 1.
WLW - 1.
Dissimulation - 1.
Delirium Trigger - 1.
IceBlink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt - 1.
Satan's Little Helper - 1.
Smerker - 1.
Elden Ray - 1.
Daddypoos - 1.
Enchanted Rose - 1.

Aphra_the_Spy

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22^nd Nov 2005 at 10:15 am

I Love The Vegetable Revolution!

Quote: Megazine_Letters_

I up-dated all George's Megazine statistics...

- Saturday Showcase Wins.

Evil Tongs (18/10/2003).
Caged Liberty (25/10/2003).
The Hoopiest Frood (1/11/2003).
Caged Liberty (8/11/2003).
Farmer Jack (15/11/2003).
Little Blue Fox (22/11/2003).
Elusive Moose (29/11/2003).
Clive Eats Alligators (13/5/2004).
Freshley Squeezed Cynic (May 2005).
Dissimulation (June 2005).
Paddy Irishman (July 2005).
Stuttercut (August 2005).
1929 (September 2005).

- Saturday Showcase Nominations.

Caged Liberty - 4.
Lilac Leopard - 4.
Stuttercut and Topper - 4.

Freshley Squeezed Cynic - 3.
Big Bob Flapper - 3.

Vigilante Maelstrom - 2.
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex - 2.
Little Blue Fox - 2.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning - 2.
Farmer Jack - 2.

Evil Tongs - 1.
Jingle - 1.
Pablo Marmite - 1.
Not a Trendie, Not One Of You Either - 1.
The Hoopiest Frood - 1.
DJ Dave - 1.
Broken Bubbles - 1.
The One With Little Significance - 1.
Apologetic Breadstick - 1.
Gnuffo - 1.
Satan's Rubber Duck - 1.
Elusive Moose - 1.
Clive Eats Alligators - 1.
HP Baaxter - 1.
The Suited Stranger - 1.
Aphra the Postmodern Spy - 1.
Numberthree - 1.
Yeahyeahyeah - 1.
WLW - 1.
Dissimulation - 1.
Delirium Trigger - 1.
IceBlink Luck's Hatful of Hollow T-shirt - 1.
Satan's Little Helper - 1.
Smerker - 1.
Elden Ray - 1.
Daddypoos - 1.
Enchanted Rose - 1.

Wow. I didn't know someone nominated me.

Megazine Letters.

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25^th Nov 2005 at 12:50 pm

You! Me! Milkshakes!

The bestest letter in October was "Job Seeknig" by The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning.

Edited by Megazine Letters. Nov 2005

ANBY v3.0

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26^th Nov 2005 at 2:58 am

Officially female according to Pamplemeese Decree.

* Thread unstickied.

Rupert didn't win the Best Signature Award. He does not exist.

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