Please vote for your bestest letter.
The closing date for all the votes is 27th August.
1.
DOWN WITH THE KIDS. I'm sick of rappers always saying "keep it real". Just once can't they keep it vaguely imaginary? You know instead of driving around in a big low rider, they could come out in a big Elvin carriage, with a big wizard's hat and a pair of curly shoes! With Aslan on the decks, he doesn't even need decks - he could just scratch with his big claws. You know, that's one of the advantages of beinga lion king of Narnia.
Delirium Trigger. Do you think he'd get on well with
SNOOP DOGG AND GORILLAZ? -----
2.
DIRK GENTLY Two-and-a-half novels starring this
detective have taken camp in my brain
and their influence has been