I thought it would be a good idea if we could give the films a certain amount of somethings out of a certain amount of somethings. For example, Claire could have given her film "five snakes out of five".
Title: Children of Men
Genre: Neigh-Apocolyptic bleak futuristic london.
Good actors: Every single one of them.
Products Placements: Probably, but in my eyes that makes the film more realistic. If a character is going to get a drink, why cant he have a sprite? It'd be a differant story if he exclaimed "ahhhh, theres nothing more refreshing than the non-goblin sprite" and proceeded to wink or smile at the camera, but so long as that doesnt happen I'll not notice.
Minutes too long: It felt like it was way over two hours long, but it was only one and 50 mins.... I mean this to sound like a good thing. So much happend in the film and yet it didnt feel rushed at all.
Deaths: A few thousand. Maybe more.
Attractive males: None noticeably.
Attractive females: As above.
Pedophiles in the audience: A few gays who'd got the wrong idea from the title.
Best Quote: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. (thanks imdb)
Highlight: Being set in London.
Lowlight: I didnt get why there was a floating pig at one point. But thats hardly cause for knocking off points
Score: ten newborn babies out of ten