The Person Above 2020

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Vel

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15th Mar 2020 at 10:17 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Does not exist
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:19 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Once used the pervy face in the direction of Richard Astley
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

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15th Mar 2020 at 10:23 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Dangled a dong just to ding it.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:25 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Knows my love of dongles in all of their finery and thoroughly encourages my desire to touch them on all occasions
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:25 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Shot a hairdresser in Reno, just to watch her dye
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:26 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Tried to make an amuse bouche with a banana but totally failed their Come Dine With Me audition.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:46 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Set off a smoke alarm with a spoon, a horse and a fire
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


15th Mar 2020 at 10:48 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Ate pasta faster than ANYONE ELSE!
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 6:54 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Once locked a doorknob because they like the taste
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 11:16 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Is chock-full of hearty goodness and badger tongues
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 6:03 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Once told a pigeon to f*ck off. Probably.
*burp*

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 7:36 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Rabbited rabbits.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 8:54 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Has got more rabbit than Sainsbury's and also more toilet roll.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:02 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Has got more rabbit than Sainsbury's and also more toilet roll.

We don't talk about loo roll!

Kissed a man and made him cry so they shot the b*st*rd in the eye.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:27 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Did a glamourshoot for postcards for the town of Much Wenlock, Shropshire
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:35 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Vel, Mar 2020
Quote: Claire, Mar 2020
Has got more rabbit than Sainsbury's and also more toilet roll.

We don't talk about loo roll!

.


Yes sorry I forgot.

The person above who is indeed Barrington Smythe at the time of my posting this once trumped in a lift and blamed it on Princess Anne.

Edited by Claire Mar 2020
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 9:48 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Thinks Boris Johnson looks like the lovechild of a cabbage patch doll and a guy who would f*ck a cabbage patch doll
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 10:04 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Quote: Dinglebutt, Mar 2020
Thinks Boris Johnson looks like the lovechild of a cabbage patch doll and a guy who would f*ck a cabbage patch doll

This is true.
Poor doll.

The person above is a Babybell cheese
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


16th Mar 2020 at 10:19 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Sometimes enjoys buttock art
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


18th Mar 2020 at 12:44 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Sometimes buttocks enjoyable art.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


18th Mar 2020 at 6:53 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Plays with frogspawn because it's erotic. Like a woman's boobies.
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


18th Mar 2020 at 8:39 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Got a booty like POW! And an arm like TWACK! And an ear like ZAP! And other body parts like Adam West Batman fight noises.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 12:33 am

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Sometimes considers recording a cover album of Children’s TV Themes.
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Captain Spiky

| 9,183 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 9:46 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
Eats small woodland rodents when she thinks no one is looking.
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Claire

| 15,814 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 9:48 pm

Claire - Darren is most certainly not my god!

Darren is most certainly not my god!

 
Quote: Captain Spiky, Mar 2020
Eats small woodland rodents when she thinks no one is looking.


Clearly missed the memo about only writing things that blatantly aren't true
Coloured Lilac And Insults Rarely E(Anymore)

Quote: Claire, Jun 2005
Basically, I'm just mangling and regurgitating what everyone's already said.


I’m really glad that the quote in my signature is a teenager.
Joint best Mod 2009. Officials.

Winner of most longstanding mod in the history of the internet. Or at least most resillient/lifelacking VR staff member 2012.

Captain Spiky

| 9,183 posts


20th Mar 2020 at 9:52 pm

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
Sometimes experiments with trying to kill a person by willing it to happen really hard. She shuts her eyes and everything.
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Vel

| 23,203 posts


21st Mar 2020 at 8:17 pm

Vel - Marry me?

Marry me?

 
Are my shorts
Wife of Amy, Sex Goddess

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


21st Mar 2020 at 10:23 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Once did the do on the do with the doody
*burp*

Captain Spiky

| 9,183 posts


22nd Mar 2020 at 8:27 am

Captain Spiky - Cockwomble

Cockwomble

 
once did a smelly doo-doo and then ate it.
Now that we're here we may as well go too far.

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


22nd Mar 2020 at 2:15 pm

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Is also afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Edited by Dinglebutt Mar 2020
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


28th Mar 2020 at 9:03 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Once ate an entire purple one
*burp*

Dinglebutt

| 11,949 posts


30th Mar 2020 at 10:13 am

Dinglebutt - I aim to misbehave

I aim to misbehave

 
Makes WHOOSH noises while putting on socks for reasons known only to herself.
Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα

| 15,327 posts


3rd Apr 2020 at 8:51 pm

Πανδώρα -

 
Likes to watch and also records each whoosh for his personal collection
*burp*

the doc

| 23,161 posts


5th Apr 2020 at 10:31 pm

the doc -

 
Huffs every whoosh she can sniff


 
 
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