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Rayanne Graff

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28^th Nov 2016 at 12:10 pm

River Phoenix

On Friday, i had one of those parcel notes come through the door. It said that they would deliver it the next day. So i waited for a few hours on Saturday. And then i
looked at the parcel note and noticed/ realised that they only deliver on week days.

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Rayanne Graff

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28^th Nov 2016 at 10:29 pm

River Phoenix

i hit Marc on the lip yesterday. i didn't mean to, it was an accident.

Also, i feel stupid because a part of me thinks i should have listened to Marc about the glasses.

Rayanne Graff

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1^st Dec 2016 at 9:17 pm

River Phoenix

A few hours ago, i was going to put my bag away but when i picked it up i ended up dropping lots of coins.

Rayanne Graff

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6^th Dec 2016 at 3:14 pm

River Phoenix

Yesterday, i was telling Marc that Jingle All The Way is going to be on shown on Channel 4 on Sunday. Jingle All The Way is Marc's favourite Christmas film. And i said something like i was looking at the guide description thing on the remote control and i thought Oh, that's Margaret's favourite film. i meant to say Marc but for some reason i ended up calling him by my mother's name.

Still, he used to get my name wrong all the time.

Rayanne Graff

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17^th Dec 2016 at 10:37 am

River Phoenix

Yesterday, i put Alice's presents in an envelope and sealed it. Then i had to open and re-seal the envelope as i'd forgotten to put her card in.

Also yesterday, Marc and i were talking about the Doctor Who Christmas Special. i
ended up saying that i've met two people that have been in Doctor Who, Greg Davies and Frank Skinner. Then i realised that I've never met Frank Skinner. i s'pose that i
was tired yesterday because i climbed a hill and i make even less sense when i'm tired.

Edit: Also, i just accidentally deleted a post.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Dec 2016

Rayanne Graff

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27^th Dec 2016 at 1:10 pm

River Phoenix

i left the price stickers on the frog ornaments that i got Marc's mother for Christmas.

And when i stayed at Marc's mother's house, i ended up spilling a bit of nail varnish on the sheet. It was a small bit so i'm hoping that Marc's mother won't notice. But i
expect that she will.

And i lost one of my Captain America earrings.

Rayanne Graff

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30^th Dec 2016 at 8:41 pm

River Phoenix

i was going to buy some Paracetamol today. But i forgot.

Edit: Also, Marc ended up putting the heating on this morning. i should have put it on but i forgot.

Edit: Also, most of my jams went mouldy. i should have put them in the fridge.

Edited by Rayanne Graff Dec 2016

Rayanne Graff

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31^st Dec 2016 at 8:51 pm

River Phoenix

A few hours ago, Marc and i had dinner. Then i did the washing up. Marc didn't eat all of his chips and bread so i put them in the new bin bag. i should have put them in the old bin bag because there was still some room. So then Marc put them in the old one.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Jan 2017 at 8:21 pm

River Phoenix

i left the water in the bath again.

Rayanne Graff

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15^th Jan 2017 at 9:36 pm

River Phoenix

A few hours ago, i got two cartons of cereal from the cupboard and i ended up spilling some on the worktop. It took me ages to clean up.

Rayanne Graff

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23^rd Jan 2017 at 10:21 pm

River Phoenix

i bought some apples this morning. Marc had done some of the shopping a couple of hours before me but it wasn't until a couple of hours after i came back, that i noticed he'd bought apples as well. So i now have loads of apples.

A couple of hours ago, i was trying to put on some lip balm. From a tin. It took me ages to open the tin. i ended up running it under the tap.

Rayanne Graff

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24^th Jan 2017 at 10:48 pm

River Phoenix

A few hours ago, i started talking to Marc as i thought he was in my living room. Then i realised he wasn't, he was in another room.

i ended up doing the washing up a few hours after i'd had dinner, i thought i'd done it but i hadn't.

Rayanne Graff

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25^th Jan 2017 at 9:43 pm

River Phoenix

i stood on my right foot with my left.

Also, i nearly got run over this morning.

Rayanne Graff

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28^th Jan 2017 at 8:30 pm

River Phoenix

i broke the glass sheet in the fridge/ freezer. It broke in two.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Feb 2017 at 10:15 am

River Phoenix

Yesterday, Marc said that he had asked me a couple of questions and he asked me if i'm going deaf. My hearing is usually good but i was watching Come Dine with Me.

Rayanne Graff

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3^rd Feb 2017 at 9:37 pm

River Phoenix

i ended up making a hole in a blanket.

Rayanne Graff

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4^th Feb 2017 at 8:21 pm

River Phoenix

i was in the living room and about to have my dinner. Then i realised that i'd put two knives near my plate instead of two forks.

Rayanne Graff

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5^th Feb 2017 at 9:15 pm

River Phoenix

i spilt some chocolate soya milk. Twice.

Rayanne Graff

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7^th Feb 2017 at 9:10 pm

River Phoenix

Today, i was in town and i got my socks wet. i think it must have been in a puddle.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Feb 2017 at 10:29 am

River Phoenix

Marc came back from work a few hours ago. He had something to eat. Then i did the washing up. One of the plates had mushrooms on so i threw them away and washed the plate. i thought it was something he had and that he'd left a bit but it was for something he was going to make for my dinner.

Rayanne Graff

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24^th Feb 2017 at 10:07 pm

River Phoenix

i left the fridge door open, twice.

i had to run my bath twice. Because the first time i ran it, i hadn't put the heating/ water on.

i made a mistake on another forum.

Rayanne Graff

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11^th Mar 2017 at 10:40 pm

River Phoenix

Marc asked me what date it was. So i looked at my watch and then said that it was the 17th. i was looking at the part of my watch where it says what year it is.

Rayanne Graff

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13^th Mar 2017 at 10:53 pm

River Phoenix

i had my dinner a few hours ago. i had stew. So i put it in the microwave. Then i went in the living room and put the stew on the table. i realised that there wasn't a spoon. So i was about to get one. But then i looked at the dish again and found that there was. Well, it was a big dish.

A big, glass dish.

Rayanne Graff

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19^th Mar 2017 at 11:34 pm

River Phoenix

On Thursday, i opened some soya yogurt and it was mouldy. I have plenty of other p*ts of soya yogurt. But still, yuck.

Rayanne Graff

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1^st Jun 2017 at 9:09 pm

River Phoenix

i was at Hay-on-Wye on Monday and there were a few times when Marc and i tried to see if we could see lookalikes. Marc mentioned Ian Hislop. So i said Yes, he does look like Ian Hislop. Marc said No, it is him. So i squealed.

Rayanne Graff

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21^st Nov 2017 at 10:19 pm

River Phoenix

Yesterday, i couldn't remember where my socks were. i found them today. They were in the veg rack.

Rayanne Graff

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26^th Apr 2018 at 9:37 am

River Phoenix

i thought i had a dentist's appointment today. But i don't. i must have written the date down wrong.

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