Things that i have overheard while out walking.

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Rayanne Graff

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29th Jul 2014 at 9:42 am

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Because we don't have enough threads that have the word things in them.

i walked to Tesco a couple of hours ago. On the way there, i saw a man and a girl. The girl said Whoever lives here must be very happy. And the man said Yes.

Then Marc and i went for a walk to the canal. i saw two girls. One was running and one was cycling. And the girl that was cycling said 84.6.
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4th Aug 2014 at 1:31 pm

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i was in the city centre today and i heard a woman and man arguing. i think that everyone could hear them.

She called him a c**t. Then he said You sh*gged your brother. Then he said You f**ked your brother. Then he said It's your brother's baby.
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4th Aug 2014 at 7:30 pm

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30th Aug 2014 at 12:27 pm

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Anyroad, here are some more things that i've overheard.

A few weeks ago, i was in WH Smith and i was waiting for Marc as we'd arranged to meet there. He was late so i wandered around for a bit. Then i heard a man talking to another man. The first man started talking about Waterstones and how an old woman had been there and i think he said she'd been injured. The second man left and then the first man started talking to a woman. The man said I'm staying at someone's house at the moment. I try just to sit there and not get in anyone's way. And I don't do the cooking. That's how I was brought up. Later, the man said to the woman I have a girlfriend and she's a lot younger than me. Yes, I suppose that I'm like Mick Jagger.

A couple of weeks ago, i was in WH Smith again and there was a woman and a boy. The woman was old so perhaps she was his great-aunt or grandmother. They were looking at Minesweeper books and the woman seemed to think that some of the books were too old for the boy. The boy mentioned something about a buy one get one free offer but the woman seemed to dismiss that. And then she said something about Father C-mas. Even though it was only July. Still, i did once surprise a builder when he overheard me mention C-mas to Marc in May of 2013.

On Tuesday, i was in Tesco with Marc. There were two men that worked there. One said It's a cartoon. Then the other said It's not a cartoon. It's The White Album.

On Thursday, i was in the city centre and a boy/ young man said to a man It's going to be in Spain. I wish they'd hold it somewhere else.

Also on Thursday, i was walking back and i was on the pavement. A man was on a mobility scooter and another man was in a car. The man in the car said I'll have to drop you off here. I can't go near the orange thing.
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30th Aug 2014 at 1:12 pm

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Shouldn't the thread title be "Things that i have barryheard while out barrying"?
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30th Aug 2014 at 5:55 pm

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Quote: Jewbacca, Aug 2014
Shouldn't the thread title be "Things that i have barryheard while out barrying"?


Thanks. I felt a bit awkward bringing it up myself.
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Rayanne Graff

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16th Oct 2014 at 11:38 am

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i was in Waterstones on Monday. A would-be customer was at the till. He was talking to a man at the till about the book he ordered. The man at the till said that he hadn't been able to get a copy and that there was only one copy of the book in Wales.
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17th Oct 2014 at 4:10 am

Jewbacca -

 
Quote: Captain Mal Reynolds, Aug 2014
Quote: Jewbacca, Aug 2014
Shouldn't the thread title be "Things that i have barryheard while out barrying"?


Thanks. I felt a bit awkward bringing it up myself.

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Rayanne Graff

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25th Oct 2014 at 12:06 pm

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Today, i went to a comic fayre with Marc. While i was there, i overheard a man that was working at one of the stalls, says that he loved C-mas. i wondered why he loved C-mas so i hovered for a bit. He said that he delivered newspapers last C-mas and made £150 in tips.
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Rayanne Graff

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25th Nov 2015 at 8:59 pm

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i was in the city centre today. On my way back, i heard a woman and a man arguing near the taxi place. She called him a d*ckhead. He called her a sl*g. Then they walked near the bus station and she said You called me a f***ing liar in mcdonald's. They were near me for a bit and i was glad when they both went off in a different direction and i was no longer near them. The weird thing is that they both seemed to enjoy arguing as they kept following each other so they could argue even more.
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Rayanne Graff

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13th Dec 2015 at 11:09 pm

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Marc and i went to the city centre yesterday.

i heard a little girl sing a song. i didn't recognise it but it must have been a Christmas song as it mentioned bells.

When i was in BHS, i heard two women talking about what they were going to do together.

When i was in WH Smith, i heard a man say to another man I bought a present for Thingy and i've got to wrap it up.

When i was in Debenhams, i heard a man say to a woman She had the poshest sausage roll I've ever seen. And the woman said Did she?.
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Rayanne Graff

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7th Feb 2016 at 10:51 pm

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Here are some things that i've overheard in the past couple of months.

i was on the toilet in BHS in December and i heard two old women talking about the shopping centre that we've had since November. They were moaning about Debenhams and Schuh being too expensive. Then i was near the café in BHS and i heard a woman say to another woman that she met a Polish woman that said that Polish people call Britain Treasure Island.

Something that Marc said that he heard a while ago, was a woman talking to children about having ham for Christmas. Except he heard that after Christmas.

A few weeks ago, i heard the security guard in Tesco talking to another male worker. He said to the security guard I'm the best packer. Then the security guard said how old he was when he moved here. i can't remember how old he said he was, though. i think it might have been something like 14.

i was in the city centre on Thursday and i heard a woman on her phone. She said You should send him a letter about school. He'll sh*t himself.
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Rayanne Graff

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10th Feb 2016 at 10:02 pm

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i was in Tesco today and i heard a woman at the till say to the other woman She's put on some weight, hasn't she, Chris. And the other woman/ Chris said I think she's having a boy.

When i was outside, there were three men. One of them said She's a nice piece of pork. Then one of the others said something but i can't remember what.
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