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Things that make me laugh but probably no one else would find funny

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Dinglebutt

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12^th May 2011 at 1:22 pm

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Boss: (while holding a book about soil mechanics) This book was.... errr... (notices something in the book)
My inner monolog:... passed down to me by my father... and his father before him. It has been part of my family for generations. And now... it's really outdated. This was when people thought the Earth was flat

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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12^th May 2011 at 3:41 pm

Looking forward to seeing this thread get filled, Barry.

Dinglebutt

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12^th May 2011 at 4:02 pm

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Quote: Delirium Tremens, May 2011

Looking forward to seeing this thread get filled, Barry.

This thread is for everyone. Otherwise I would have called it "Another of Barry's threads that he hopes a spambot will post in to say they like his stuff"

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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13^th May 2011 at 1:22 am

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Satan: Mwahaha! I am the most evil being ever created!
God: Oh yeah? *zzaapp*
Satan: Did you just.... no.... you wouldn't...
God: I would. And I did.

Religion Teacher millions of years later: And that's why we have nerves in our teeth.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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13^th May 2011 at 7:55 am

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Jedward beat off stiff competition last night. And by competition, I mean each others d*cks.

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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13^th May 2011 at 7:51 pm

Brother: I'm not sure if Tesco's going to have my drink.
Me: It's a super-market, Joe. It's only vulnerabilities are kryptonite and the apathy of the people who work there.

Dinglebutt

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14^th May 2011 at 5:23 pm

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Saw this on Twitter. Talk about bad timing

LoonyPandora: F*ck, some guy chucked himself off the roof of our building...
(Another guy I know about 10 seconds later): Here I come ba dum ba dum ba dum

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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16^th May 2011 at 9:58 pm

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Inspired by Real Time with Bill Maher (an example of which can be seen below) I've come up with a few of my own. Don't think I'd be able to come up with enough for a full thread though.

New Rule: If you give your 8 year old daughter botox injections, you're not allowed to claim that she likes it. Of course she looks happy. You've botoxed her. That's like claiming Suicidey The Clown loves his job because he has a smile painted on his face.

New Rule: If you're a Christian and you support the death penalty; Congratulations, you're going to Hell! Forgiveness, Love One Another, Thou Shalt Not Kill... These are fundamental points to being a Christian, which are the complete opposite of what the death penalty is. You can't worship someone who was put to death while claiming bad people should be put to death.

Edited by Dinglebutt May 2011

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Delirium Tremens

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17^th May 2011 at 10:07 am

More appropriate to move this from that thread to this.

Quote: The King Of Limbs, May 2011

Seeing Frank Turner tonight, very excited about that.

How did it go?

HOW DID IT GO...?

It went like this...

Dinglebutt

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17^th May 2011 at 3:22 pm

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This actually made me laugh a lot:

Suicidey The Clown: Roses are red

Suicidey The Clown: Violets are blue

Suicidey The Clown: Happy birthday to you

Suicidey The Clown: Oh, I messed it up

Suicidey The Clown: I'm such a failure...

Rayanne Graff: ... in the pants department.

Suicidey The Clown: *sobs*

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Dinglebutt

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17^th May 2011 at 9:25 pm

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New Rule: If you go to a protest because you don't support the British Monarch visiting Ireland, you're not allowed to support British football teams. You're supposed to be dreaming of 'Ireland: United', not Manchester United.

(Apparently there was a guy seen in the protests on Sky News at the protests in Dublin wearing a Man U jersey)

Mal: Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoë: Big damn heroes, sir.
Mal: Ain't we just.

Πανδώρα: Beefy cheesemas to all, and to all a gravy brie

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

IGH: Just who was The Brigadier

ratammer: squeak

Debs|OWA: o/

IGH: Wibble

Vel: *sigh*

Emma: Hi VR...

Princess Psycho: Hi I am back in the UK so how are everyone been keeping. Has Fluffy had that little accident yet?

Claire: SHOUTBOX OF VRRRRRR

Rayanne Graff: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Lucozade Lover: Happy New Year!

Crinkle-Cut Beatroot: Happy new year <3

Claire: BOXSHOUT

Rayanne Graff: Happy Easter.

Emma: So… Posting a new thread is Fission Mailing… so I’m putting this here.

Emma: I know there aren’t many people looking at this anymore… but I have made the decision to stop paying for the VR hosting and to let the domain lapse.

Emma: I think it will be going offline around the end of May

Emma: It’s been almost 10 years since James passed away… and I feel like it’s time.

Emma: A lot of the regulars can be found on the VR veterans group on Facebook - if you see this and you’re not in there, come join us.

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